Ryan
@teshiron.bsky.social
Muni driver, rabid union activist, Factorio player, gay as fuck. Over 40 so I don’t have time for your bullshit anymore. 😘 (Opinions are my own, I do not speak for my employer)
Or we could just switch to Georgia like a sensible person.
What? I think it's easier to read, plus I like the old-fashioned numerals.
What? I think it's easier to read, plus I like the old-fashioned numerals.
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Or we could just switch to Georgia like a sensible person.
What? I think it's easier to read, plus I like the old-fashioned numerals.
What? I think it's easier to read, plus I like the old-fashioned numerals.
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Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
I would not chat with it in a box
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I do not want to chat with Copilot in Excel
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would not chat with it in a box
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
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spotted a little mustache about halfway up the tree, someplace little mustaches should not be
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
spotted a little mustache about halfway up the tree, someplace little mustaches should not be
Apparently, I am in the 92nd percentile of Marvel Rivals players for time played. Who knew? 🤷♂️
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Apparently, I am in the 92nd percentile of Marvel Rivals players for time played. Who knew? 🤷♂️
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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A combo of Pabu's 2 favorite things:
1) Being a shoulder cat
2) Being under the heater
#Cats
#CatsOfBluesky
1) Being a shoulder cat
2) Being under the heater
#Cats
#CatsOfBluesky
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A combo of Pabu's 2 favorite things:
1) Being a shoulder cat
2) Being under the heater
#Cats
#CatsOfBluesky
1) Being a shoulder cat
2) Being under the heater
#Cats
#CatsOfBluesky
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Speaking of seismic events: EBU general assembly allows 🇮🇱 in Eurovision 2026, 🇪🇸🇳🇱🇮🇪🇸🇮 immediately withdraw, 🇮🇸🇧🇪 to consider withdrawing, possibly more TK (see recent posts by @escdiscord.com).
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Speaking of seismic events: EBU general assembly allows 🇮🇱 in Eurovision 2026, 🇪🇸🇳🇱🇮🇪🇸🇮 immediately withdraw, 🇮🇸🇧🇪 to consider withdrawing, possibly more TK (see recent posts by @escdiscord.com).
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
The bicycle has an X for a butthole, like a drawing of a cat. 😹😹
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The bicycle has an X for a butthole, like a drawing of a cat. 😹😹
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Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
This is arguably just more of the “bleak”.
Fresno is big enough that it would be the most populated municipality in 28 US states
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This is arguably just more of the “bleak”.
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
Wait until she finds out how Al Jabr has infiltrated all of our high schools…
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Wait until she finds out how Al Jabr has infiltrated all of our high schools…
I need to remember that not every Wikipedia daily featured article is a pointed commentary on US politics…
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I need to remember that not every Wikipedia daily featured article is a pointed commentary on US politics…
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Mega Bloks are compatible with your favorite building block toy. I cannot stress that enough:
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November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mega Bloks are compatible with your favorite building block toy. I cannot stress that enough:
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It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility
I was cautiously optimistic that the Sharks had remembered how to win occasionally. Then they gave one up tonight against a team with a 5-12-2 record. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I was cautiously optimistic that the Sharks had remembered how to win occasionally. Then they gave one up tonight against a team with a 5-12-2 record. 🙄
These kinds of people used to have secretaries to make them sound smart/dignified. With modern “administrative assistants” being more travel agents and party planners than ghost writers, they’re seeking something to fill the gap.
Another revelation from all of these emails is that many of the richest and most powerful people in the country absolutely cannot write. Helps explain their sweaty embrace of LLMs.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
These kinds of people used to have secretaries to make them sound smart/dignified. With modern “administrative assistants” being more travel agents and party planners than ghost writers, they’re seeking something to fill the gap.
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Clerical staff used to hide the fact that the C-suites are filled with clods by translating their grunts, hoots, and feces flingling into Business English
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Clerical staff used to hide the fact that the C-suites are filled with clods by translating their grunts, hoots, and feces flingling into Business English
They have to say this because so many people “tap” their card like they’re afraid the reader will bite them.
Due to ongoing Clipper upgrades, adding funds using vending machines requires holding your Clipper card (not tapping) at the reader, then swipe payment/insert cash, select value, and then HOLD the Clipper card again until the transaction is done. Thank you for your patience.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They have to say this because so many people “tap” their card like they’re afraid the reader will bite them.