Terri Blanchard
@terrib1980.bsky.social
She/her. Teetotaler. Xennial. Canadian. Observer. PhD candidate. Liar. Always striving to be a better version of myself.
And I probably love you.
And I probably love you.
I think the funniest thing that could happen tomorrow is the rapture, but it only takes the guns and replaces them with Tylenol. For the comedy. That would make me a believer.
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I think the funniest thing that could happen tomorrow is the rapture, but it only takes the guns and replaces them with Tylenol. For the comedy. That would make me a believer.
Never thought I’d want to get married again, but here we are ❤️
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Never thought I’d want to get married again, but here we are ❤️
I played dodgeball for the first time in about 30 years a couple of days ago.
That was dumb.
That was dumb.
July 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I played dodgeball for the first time in about 30 years a couple of days ago.
That was dumb.
That was dumb.
I got duped into doing a yoga class yesterday and I’m still all bent out of shape about it.
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I got duped into doing a yoga class yesterday and I’m still all bent out of shape about it.
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Fact.
Fact checking is not censorship.
It's an essential public service.
Disinformation kills. Period.
It's an essential public service.
Disinformation kills. Period.
January 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fact.
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why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks
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You got this. Just kidding I don’t know you really
January 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You got this. Just kidding I don’t know you really
Why is it that most people I see posting about how the Liberals have “destroyed” Canada and “ruined” their lives are making these posts from the comfort of their homes or workplaces while planning their next vacation or big toy purchase?
But cool, let’s become Americans I guess? 🙄
But cool, let’s become Americans I guess? 🙄
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why is it that most people I see posting about how the Liberals have “destroyed” Canada and “ruined” their lives are making these posts from the comfort of their homes or workplaces while planning their next vacation or big toy purchase?
But cool, let’s become Americans I guess? 🙄
But cool, let’s become Americans I guess? 🙄
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I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today.
His mom was pissed at me
His mom was pissed at me
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today.
His mom was pissed at me
His mom was pissed at me
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i’m smart but not “work another person’s TV” smart
December 30, 2024 at 3:57 AM
i’m smart but not “work another person’s TV” smart
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I just wish people wouldn’t stop by. That’s a horrible thing to do to someone
December 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I just wish people wouldn’t stop by. That’s a horrible thing to do to someone
I told my 13 year old I’m heading to the store to pick up some rizz. Her eye roll was because she can’t believe how much I slay. No cap.
December 29, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I told my 13 year old I’m heading to the store to pick up some rizz. Her eye roll was because she can’t believe how much I slay. No cap.
There’s way too many treats at the office right now and it’s so unhealthy and hahahaha I can’t even say it with a straight face
a girl with a lollipop in her hair is sitting in a bowl
ALT: a girl with a lollipop in her hair is sitting in a bowl
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
There’s way too many treats at the office right now and it’s so unhealthy and hahahaha I can’t even say it with a straight face
By the window?
By the wall!
Don the tree with silver balls
And watch a nice snowfall
T’il all sleep sleep sleep sleep
I’m so sorry.
By the wall!
Don the tree with silver balls
And watch a nice snowfall
T’il all sleep sleep sleep sleep
I’m so sorry.
December 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
By the window?
By the wall!
Don the tree with silver balls
And watch a nice snowfall
T’il all sleep sleep sleep sleep
I’m so sorry.
By the wall!
Don the tree with silver balls
And watch a nice snowfall
T’il all sleep sleep sleep sleep
I’m so sorry.
I do not recommend helping your 8th grader with math homework. 0/10.
December 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I do not recommend helping your 8th grader with math homework. 0/10.
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Never give up hope that, one day, you will pull a book from a bookshelf and that secret door will finally open for you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Never give up hope that, one day, you will pull a book from a bookshelf and that secret door will finally open for you.
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So sorry for the delayed response, I have tried everything in my power to avoid this interaction but alas…
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
So sorry for the delayed response, I have tried everything in my power to avoid this interaction but alas…
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i'm declaring marital law, if u see this post i'm your wife now
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 PM
i'm declaring marital law, if u see this post i'm your wife now
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ME *enjoying a pizza*: Mmm, just what the doctor ordered
{knock, knock}
ME *opening door*: Hello?
DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza?
{knock, knock}
ME *opening door*: Hello?
DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza?
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 PM
ME *enjoying a pizza*: Mmm, just what the doctor ordered
{knock, knock}
ME *opening door*: Hello?
DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza?
{knock, knock}
ME *opening door*: Hello?
DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza?
Sometimes I make a joke and it makes me laugh until I cry and then I look around and see that I’m the only one laughing and that makes me feel awkward which makes me laugh even harder and then I can’t breathe and my stomach hurts and I can’t stop laughing and oh no this will be how I die.
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Sometimes I make a joke and it makes me laugh until I cry and then I look around and see that I’m the only one laughing and that makes me feel awkward which makes me laugh even harder and then I can’t breathe and my stomach hurts and I can’t stop laughing and oh no this will be how I die.
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If your tree doesn’t have a skirt on, it’s a whore
December 2, 2024 at 10:04 AM
If your tree doesn’t have a skirt on, it’s a whore
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I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock