chris
teenymonster.bsky.social
chris
@teenymonster.bsky.social
i guess i must be having fun 🫧
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CTA baby
August 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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My painting NORTHERN ENGLAND
July 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Me when I thought I was making a friend but it turns out they just came over to my house because I have a play station 4
July 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Magic the Gathering but in a lesbian way...
June 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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genuine laugh out loud upon seeing this as the best they have for trumps accomplishments. say what you will about biden but he actually passed some decent shit lol
April 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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A young Red-tailed Hawk keeps an eye on a Blue Jay that kept bopping the hawk on the noggin.
April 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol
Bookmarking this
April 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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what even happens when someone ignores a unanimous supreme court order
April 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.
April 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Neil banging out the tunes
#art
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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An intervention so I stop buying grocery store rotisserie chickens
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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My family got these payments when my dad died at 34 years old after serving in the Navy for a decade from what he had paid in. I was five. Jeanine is an incurious ignoramus. Thanks @jessicatarlov.bsky.social for correcting her, which is God’s work.
Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security

Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
April 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Here’s some unique news: my music has been added to the library of congress

www.npr.org/2025/04/09/n...
National Recording Registry adds Tracy Chapman, Hamilton and the Minecraft game soundtrack
There are 25 new additions to the Library of Congress collection. They include albums by Elton John, Miles Davis, Amy Winehouse, and the original cast recording of Hamilton.
www.npr.org
April 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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It's a beautiful Friday and I have a beautiful Sandwich, I wish the same for you fine folks
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.
Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM