Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy
@teddymaz.bsky.social
30 | He/Him | 📍 Burlington, VT | Creative writer, tabletop gamer, filthy memer | I'm like Beetlejuice, call me a good boy three times and I'll come
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At 300 followers, I'll attempt to do a backflip for the first time in 25 years.
It's weirdly fulfilling to be immune to the rapid-aging effects of being called Unc thanks to my sister being a teen mom
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It's weirdly fulfilling to be immune to the rapid-aging effects of being called Unc thanks to my sister being a teen mom
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
I successfully surprised @pupsionnach.bsky.social for his 30th without him knowing! Love makes one do great things 🥰
@teddymaz.bsky.social thank you for flying all the way across the country to surprise me for my 30th birthday. You made it the best birthday ever! I love you so much ❤️🧡❤️
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I successfully surprised @pupsionnach.bsky.social for his 30th without him knowing! Love makes one do great things 🥰
Skeets that aged so poorly they cost me $180
Manifesting a Surge Foil Isengard going on sale for $200 or less because if so that's an INSTANT snap-buy, I need this card in my life more than rent OR utilities
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Skeets that aged so poorly they cost me $180
Bonus Stage is coming back AND Homestar Runner re-released old merch? 2000s internet is finally back
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bonus Stage is coming back AND Homestar Runner re-released old merch? 2000s internet is finally back
A cosplay of the bunny scientist in a flower dress from that episode of Powerpuff Girls where they have to fight an imaginary friend would go so hard
August 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A cosplay of the bunny scientist in a flower dress from that episode of Powerpuff Girls where they have to fight an imaginary friend would go so hard
This new Magic set should've been a whole block; Edge of Eternities, Goon of Eternities, and Chastity of Eternities
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This new Magic set should've been a whole block; Edge of Eternities, Goon of Eternities, and Chastity of Eternities
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Just ate a leopard’s face. The counterrevolution has begun.
July 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just ate a leopard’s face. The counterrevolution has begun.
Being believed in the way all the children of Japan believe in Gamera to save the day would fix me
July 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Being believed in the way all the children of Japan believe in Gamera to save the day would fix me
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If wishes were fishes, we'd feed all bitches.
June 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If wishes were fishes, we'd feed all bitches.
Always wonderful to get back together with the most wonderful fox pup you could ask for! It was my first time traveling across the US, by myself even, and it was worth every second I got to spend with amazing people over in Washington.
So good to see my sub Pup Esper @teddymaz.bsky.social again! We had a good time stomping around Seattle. I love you so much little pup! Awruff!
June 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Always wonderful to get back together with the most wonderful fox pup you could ask for! It was my first time traveling across the US, by myself even, and it was worth every second I got to spend with amazing people over in Washington.
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I met Timothee Chalamet in Falador park. He was selling law runes 310 gp per
December 21, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I met Timothee Chalamet in Falador park. He was selling law runes 310 gp per
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I should sketch her more, huh?
December 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I should sketch her more, huh?
When our turn comes, we will make no excuses for the terror
December 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
When our turn comes, we will make no excuses for the terror
Do you think the Gerber Baby and the Lindbergh Baby were friends
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Do you think the Gerber Baby and the Lindbergh Baby were friends
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Wanted Posters of Health Insurance CEOs in New York
December 11, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Wanted Posters of Health Insurance CEOs in New York
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wait holy shit
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wait holy shit
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Sunday morning, time for waffe
December 8, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Sunday morning, time for waffe
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The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared