Teddy Calavera
@teddycalavera.bsky.social
Ｐａｌｅ Ｄｒｉｖｅｒ / Ｄｏｏｍｓｄａｙ Ｄｉｖａ •ᴅʏꜱᴛᴏᴘɪᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ• 50% Baby 50% Murder • Writer/Filmmaker/Musician/Narrative Designer
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Teddy Calavera
@teddycalavera.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Until then, here is a little snippet #PalmSpringsMacabre #CabinetNoir
Wake up, childe. We’ve got a city to bleed DRY youtu.be/3hP7dCvHpKo?...
VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BLOODLINES 2 - WORLD PREMIERE (Walkthrough Gameplay)
YouTube video by theRadBrad
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August 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wake up, childe. We’ve got a city to bleed DRY youtu.be/3hP7dCvHpKo?...
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I’m insanely tired & busy but I’ll get back to everyone as soon as I catch a break ❤️🔥
August 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’m insanely tired & busy but I’ll get back to everyone as soon as I catch a break ❤️🔥
Preacher’s Daughter - YouTube
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August 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Being on the right side of history isn't hard, but it isn't risk-free. My respect for the Arkane workers union.
'Microsoft has no place being accomplice of a genocide:' Arkane union workers demand Xbox maker sever ties with Israel
Arkane Studios' STJV section in France has published an open letter in support of the Palestinian-led BDS movement.
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August 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Being on the right side of history isn't hard, but it isn't risk-free. My respect for the Arkane workers union.
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i wrote a novella
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
August 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i wrote a novella
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism
it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene
thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
In my excitement to absolutely wreck the puritans attempts to keep me out of something they deem immoral, I had forgotten that I really don’t care about sex enough & lost all interest when I realized that I was trying to play the smut games for the plot hahaha
Just yesterday evening I was shyly asking "please don’t get something too disgusting 🥺" & I’ve already became an absolute monster. "You turned into an alcoholic just to fuck with the prohibition, why am I surprised" hahaha She’s right but we still need more gay stuff, though
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In my excitement to absolutely wreck the puritans attempts to keep me out of something they deem immoral, I had forgotten that I really don’t care about sex enough & lost all interest when I realized that I was trying to play the smut games for the plot hahaha
d̷̨͚͖͓̲͜͝ơ̷̛̤̼͈̿̎͛͗͘ ̷̩̹̣̹̋̏̃͠n̷̹̲̤̟̘͍̲̦͚̏́̿͛ơ̷̡̢͍͍͔͎̖̈́͒̒̌͌t̵̹͍̺̲̗̜̯̥̃̈͑͊̈́͌͜ ̸͓̝͚̀̇̊́́̋̕͝d̴̖́͒ȋ̶̧̝͔̰̦̰̗̎̇͂̋͐͗͛͝s̸̨͍̩̩̰͇͉̹͈̓̀̀͋̍͌͝͠t̶̢̢̨͎̙̮͕̣̽͛͆ű̸̝̬͚͗̓̅̀̊̄̔̕͠r̵̡̥̹̞̹̄̏̐̔͛̈͐́̚b̸͍̱͕̈́̿̈́͝ ̶̪͙͓̯̱̭̜̊̿̈̑̉̈́̕̚͝͠I̸̛͔̳͖͎̥̎͒̽̑͐ͅ’̴̛̛̗̞̿͒͠͠ͅm̷̧͌̇͒̐ ̶̜̊̑͗̇̂̒͋͘̕p̵̼̊͋̈̚l̴̦̪̬̈͑͆̚͠ͅa̶̢̛̘̪̠̳͎͜ÿ̶̡͇̖̤́̅͑̂͋̚͘ͅỉ̵̡̛͈͓̬̩͍̜̖̲̈́͊̅̓̋͝n̴̢̨̩͕̲̏͛̒̋̏͐̕͜g̸̛̱͓̖̗̳̓̎̔̓̇́͑͜ ̶̗̘̜͗̓̂͒́̿̈́̀͝c̷̭̬̟͙̠̗̰̥̞͓͑y̷̛̒̉͂́̿͐͘͠ͅb̵̧̰̖̤̹̙̣̀̈́̐̓̀̊̉͜ę̸̛̖̮̜̒͜r̸̫̫̫̀͂͆p̵̨̙̗̼̣̝̦̲̑͋̕͠͠ṳ̴̡̨̦̥̩̳̬̞̹͗̀̇͘n̴̰͙͊̅̆͐͂̃̀̄͘k̵͎̻̪̟̠̺͋̅̈́̏͐̓̋͜ ̸͕̼͔̱̦̞̟̣̙͛ä̸̢̘̟͙͚͕̞̞́̏̌͛͑̿̚͝ͅg̷̛̛͙̤̓̈͂͠͝a̶̗̭͇̱̒̉̈́̎͑i̸̭̘̿̓̈̐ņ̵̲̠̜̼̞̰͖̐̽
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
d̷̨͚͖͓̲͜͝ơ̷̛̤̼͈̿̎͛͗͘ ̷̩̹̣̹̋̏̃͠n̷̹̲̤̟̘͍̲̦͚̏́̿͛ơ̷̡̢͍͍͔͎̖̈́͒̒̌͌t̵̹͍̺̲̗̜̯̥̃̈͑͊̈́͌͜ ̸͓̝͚̀̇̊́́̋̕͝d̴̖́͒ȋ̶̧̝͔̰̦̰̗̎̇͂̋͐͗͛͝s̸̨͍̩̩̰͇͉̹͈̓̀̀͋̍͌͝͠t̶̢̢̨͎̙̮͕̣̽͛͆ű̸̝̬͚͗̓̅̀̊̄̔̕͠r̵̡̥̹̞̹̄̏̐̔͛̈͐́̚b̸͍̱͕̈́̿̈́͝ ̶̪͙͓̯̱̭̜̊̿̈̑̉̈́̕̚͝͠I̸̛͔̳͖͎̥̎͒̽̑͐ͅ’̴̛̛̗̞̿͒͠͠ͅm̷̧͌̇͒̐ ̶̜̊̑͗̇̂̒͋͘̕p̵̼̊͋̈̚l̴̦̪̬̈͑͆̚͠ͅa̶̢̛̘̪̠̳͎͜ÿ̶̡͇̖̤́̅͑̂͋̚͘ͅỉ̵̡̛͈͓̬̩͍̜̖̲̈́͊̅̓̋͝n̴̢̨̩͕̲̏͛̒̋̏͐̕͜g̸̛̱͓̖̗̳̓̎̔̓̇́͑͜ ̶̗̘̜͗̓̂͒́̿̈́̀͝c̷̭̬̟͙̠̗̰̥̞͓͑y̷̛̒̉͂́̿͐͘͠ͅb̵̧̰̖̤̹̙̣̀̈́̐̓̀̊̉͜ę̸̛̖̮̜̒͜r̸̫̫̫̀͂͆p̵̨̙̗̼̣̝̦̲̑͋̕͠͠ṳ̴̡̨̦̥̩̳̬̞̹͗̀̇͘n̴̰͙͊̅̆͐͂̃̀̄͘k̵͎̻̪̟̠̺͋̅̈́̏͐̓̋͜ ̸͕̼͔̱̦̞̟̣̙͛ä̸̢̘̟͙͚͕̞̞́̏̌͛͑̿̚͝ͅg̷̛̛͙̤̓̈͂͠͝a̶̗̭͇̱̒̉̈́̎͑i̸̭̘̿̓̈̐ņ̵̲̠̜̼̞̰͖̐̽
This day is shaping up to be quite chaotic, I’ve been screaming "ok find us something really super GAY where I’m not forced to be a dumb runaway heiress, but with even with even MORE murderous plots with GANGSTERS OF ALL GENDERS" & she’s like "GOD we might have to create one ourselves" 😭
Still not sleeping because I got my girl to come over & pick a NSFW game for us to play together, she chose Speakeasy & it was so cheesy at first but the burden of my choices got my character fucking the hot mob boss & then he taught her how to torture people & she began to kill to turn him on—
I don’t play NSFW games but I firmly stand with every game devs impacted by this senseless censorship, especially the queer creators who have every rights to share their stories in any way they see fit 🩷🤍🩵
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
July 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This day is shaping up to be quite chaotic, I’ve been screaming "ok find us something really super GAY where I’m not forced to be a dumb runaway heiress, but with even with even MORE murderous plots with GANGSTERS OF ALL GENDERS" & she’s like "GOD we might have to create one ourselves" 😭
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LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.”
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
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Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
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July 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.”
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
Still not sleeping because I got my girl to come over & pick a NSFW game for us to play together, she chose Speakeasy & it was so cheesy at first but the burden of my choices got my character fucking the hot mob boss & then he taught her how to torture people & she began to kill to turn him on—
I don’t play NSFW games but I firmly stand with every game devs impacted by this senseless censorship, especially the queer creators who have every rights to share their stories in any way they see fit 🩷🤍🩵
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Even if you don't purchase smut, it should be common sense that the right for anyone else to obtain it shouldn't be completely up to modern day crusaders and credit card payment processors.
July 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still not sleeping because I got my girl to come over & pick a NSFW game for us to play together, she chose Speakeasy & it was so cheesy at first but the burden of my choices got my character fucking the hot mob boss & then he taught her how to torture people & she began to kill to turn him on—
Reposted by Teddy Calavera
"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
July 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"no sex scenes unless it serves the plot" the plot is I want to see them fuck nasty and that's actually legal
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My “best friend” sent me this:
July 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My “best friend” sent me this:
After a full week of working 12h a day, Kojima offered us a way to express our woes, I’m crying
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
After a full week of working 12h a day, Kojima offered us a way to express our woes, I’m crying
I can’t stop laughing it really sounds like the beats I made when I was 18, high as fuck, thinking I was Timbaland in this bitch hahahaha
My headcanon is that he got wasted on excellent weed in the studio during the DS2 sessions & bullied Woodkid into downloading a 2000’s version of Fruityloops to create this beat 😭
PRETZHELL!!!
PRETZHELL!!!
July 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I can’t stop laughing it really sounds like the beats I made when I was 18, high as fuck, thinking I was Timbaland in this bitch hahahaha
I have 7 more hours of work till the weekend, you can bet I’m listening to this weird Udo Kier soundclound indus trap until I’m finally free
Hahaha I think Kojima ran into Martin Luiga somehow www.instagram.com/reel/DMfZK24...
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July 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have 7 more hours of work till the weekend, you can bet I’m listening to this weird Udo Kier soundclound indus trap until I’m finally free
Hahaha I think Kojima ran into Martin Luiga somehow www.instagram.com/reel/DMfZK24...
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July 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hahaha I think Kojima ran into Martin Luiga somehow www.instagram.com/reel/DMfZK24...
I have the biggest migraine, nothing more than nicotine & Ritalin in my system & two more hours to go at work, the only reason why I’m not tearing my hair out right now is the promise of a mountain of salmon sushi, ice cream & forehead kisses when I’m finally done
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have the biggest migraine, nothing more than nicotine & Ritalin in my system & two more hours to go at work, the only reason why I’m not tearing my hair out right now is the promise of a mountain of salmon sushi, ice cream & forehead kisses when I’m finally done
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www.mastercard.com/global/en/vi... lists numbers for corporate offices, I don't know a good script but I would say a decent thing to say is that you want Mastercard to stop doing censorship by fiat. I'd also suggest that if you have a big following, to pressure any journalists in tech to speak up
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
www.mastercard.com/global/en/vi... lists numbers for corporate offices, I don't know a good script but I would say a decent thing to say is that you want Mastercard to stop doing censorship by fiat. I'd also suggest that if you have a big following, to pressure any journalists in tech to speak up
Reposted by Teddy Calavera
Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Collective Shout, the group that took credit for bullying Mastercard into recently censoring more platforms, stated that apparently it took them ~1000 phonecalls to convince them to give them what they wanted?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
ok then. one angle of attack then needs to be actively bombarding Visa and Mastercard's phone numbers and emails.
are customer support phone numbers/emails the best avenue to start with or is there a better option?
are customer support phone numbers/emails the best avenue to start with or is there a better option?
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Reposted by Teddy Calavera
Since 2021, Mastercard has been imposing strict regulations on platforms that use the company's financial services — and Steam appears to be their latest target.
Tell Mastercard to reverse this harmful policy at action.aclu.org/petition/mas....
Tell Mastercard to reverse this harmful policy at action.aclu.org/petition/mas....
Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs
July 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Since 2021, Mastercard has been imposing strict regulations on platforms that use the company's financial services — and Steam appears to be their latest target.
Tell Mastercard to reverse this harmful policy at action.aclu.org/petition/mas....
Tell Mastercard to reverse this harmful policy at action.aclu.org/petition/mas....
Reposted by Teddy Calavera
Some starting points on how to organize against payment processor censorship (in the US):
* Contact your local politicians
* Contact the ACLU & other free speech orgs
* Send tips to reporters abt this issue
* Create infographs and spread the word
* Get the word out via TikTok shorts, YouTube videos
* Contact your local politicians
* Contact the ACLU & other free speech orgs
* Send tips to reporters abt this issue
* Create infographs and spread the word
* Get the word out via TikTok shorts, YouTube videos
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Some starting points on how to organize against payment processor censorship (in the US):
* Contact your local politicians
* Contact the ACLU & other free speech orgs
* Send tips to reporters abt this issue
* Create infographs and spread the word
* Get the word out via TikTok shorts, YouTube videos
* Contact your local politicians
* Contact the ACLU & other free speech orgs
* Send tips to reporters abt this issue
* Create infographs and spread the word
* Get the word out via TikTok shorts, YouTube videos
Reposted by Teddy Calavera
* Complain en masse to PayPal, MasterCard, Visa, etc
* Loudly and openly blame specific payment processors on social media
* Flood the replies of Visa, MasterCard’s posts
* Loudly and openly blame specific payment processors on social media
* Flood the replies of Visa, MasterCard’s posts
July 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
* Complain en masse to PayPal, MasterCard, Visa, etc
* Loudly and openly blame specific payment processors on social media
* Flood the replies of Visa, MasterCard’s posts
* Loudly and openly blame specific payment processors on social media
* Flood the replies of Visa, MasterCard’s posts
I don’t play NSFW games but I firmly stand with every game devs impacted by this senseless censorship, especially the queer creators who have every rights to share their stories in any way they see fit 🩷🤍🩵
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Even if you don't purchase smut, it should be common sense that the right for anyone else to obtain it shouldn't be completely up to modern day crusaders and credit card payment processors.
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don’t play NSFW games but I firmly stand with every game devs impacted by this senseless censorship, especially the queer creators who have every rights to share their stories in any way they see fit 🩷🤍🩵
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.
Fuck these terfs neo-cons & their little blackmail.