Teddy Calavera
@teddycalavera.bsky.social
Ｐａｌｅ Ｄｒｉｖｅｒ / Ｄｏｏｍｓｄａｙ Ｄｉｖａ •ᴅʏꜱᴛᴏᴘɪᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴇᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ• 50% Baby 50% Murder • Writer/Filmmaker/Musician/Narrative Designer
Just yesterday evening I was shyly asking "please don’t get something too disgusting 🥺" & I’ve already became an absolute monster. "You turned into an alcoholic just to fuck with the prohibition, why am I surprised" hahaha She’s right but we still need more gay stuff, though
July 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Just yesterday evening I was shyly asking "please don’t get something too disgusting 🥺" & I’ve already became an absolute monster. "You turned into an alcoholic just to fuck with the prohibition, why am I surprised" hahaha She’s right but we still need more gay stuff, though
—& babygirl has been screaming "how did you get there? I played this game it was vanilla as hell, wtf were you role playing as?" Well I was role-playing as myself & it was the coolest thing ever, currently buying the dlc, if the puritan terfs are mad they can take it to my amex plat concierge
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
—& babygirl has been screaming "how did you get there? I played this game it was vanilla as hell, wtf were you role playing as?" Well I was role-playing as myself & it was the coolest thing ever, currently buying the dlc, if the puritan terfs are mad they can take it to my amex plat concierge
Oh dear, Shaitan? Ouch… hahaha
July 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh dear, Shaitan? Ouch… hahaha
After a full week of working 12h a day, Kojima offered us a way to express our woes, I’m crying
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
After a full week of working 12h a day, Kojima offered us a way to express our woes, I’m crying
I need to make a gabber remix stat
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I need to make a gabber remix stat
Me, running to drop the link in the work groupchat just to create an uproar amongst my fellow millennials
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me, running to drop the link in the work groupchat just to create an uproar amongst my fellow millennials
It’s another Kojima fuckery I guess, but the song & caption has me in tears. Yes Hideo, I also frequently take strange eastern european gentlemen to Nobu as a side quest & plug their mysterious usb keys in my laptop to listen to their brain commotion music ⚰️
July 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It’s another Kojima fuckery I guess, but the song & caption has me in tears. Yes Hideo, I also frequently take strange eastern european gentlemen to Nobu as a side quest & plug their mysterious usb keys in my laptop to listen to their brain commotion music ⚰️
I think this nails down my 'every favorite MGS characters rolled into one' look, now off to find these bitching eye patch eyeglasses & pair them with my LV beret
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I think this nails down my 'every favorite MGS characters rolled into one' look, now off to find these bitching eye patch eyeglasses & pair them with my LV beret
The complete edition of the new Clipse album is now available (with the original So Be It & Tyler’s verse on POV)
They even made an LP that caters more to my taste 🤍🖤
letgodsortemout.com
They even made an LP that caters more to my taste 🤍🖤
letgodsortemout.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The complete edition of the new Clipse album is now available (with the original So Be It & Tyler’s verse on POV)
They even made an LP that caters more to my taste 🤍🖤
letgodsortemout.com
They even made an LP that caters more to my taste 🤍🖤
letgodsortemout.com
Watching Babyboy surf with his friends from the beach like
July 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Watching Babyboy surf with his friends from the beach like
Happy 25 birthday to one of my favorite albums from my only Queen, it still feels like it was released yesterday
July 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy 25 birthday to one of my favorite albums from my only Queen, it still feels like it was released yesterday
I bought this bundle a while ago & still haven’t found time to play Milky Way Prince & MirrorMoon but I’m always mindblown by the flawless visuals, writing & soundtracks coming from this italian indie studio ♥️
July 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I bought this bundle a while ago & still haven’t found time to play Milky Way Prince & MirrorMoon but I’m always mindblown by the flawless visuals, writing & soundtracks coming from this italian indie studio ♥️
I can’t recommend you enough to get Wheels Of Aurelia before it disappears from the App Store but also check the other Santa Ragione games like Fotonica, Saturnalia & the absolute queer masterpiece that is Mediterranea Inferno
July 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I can’t recommend you enough to get Wheels Of Aurelia before it disappears from the App Store but also check the other Santa Ragione games like Fotonica, Saturnalia & the absolute queer masterpiece that is Mediterranea Inferno
Teddy patch notes : this user made peace with the terrifying ordeal of being known
July 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Teddy patch notes : this user made peace with the terrifying ordeal of being known
That’s the movie that made me fall in love with Udo Kier btw, he reminded me so much of the perfect android beauty of Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner that my headcannon was that he was Barb’s replicant Alfred Pennyworth
July 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
That’s the movie that made me fall in love with Udo Kier btw, he reminded me so much of the perfect android beauty of Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner that my headcannon was that he was Barb’s replicant Alfred Pennyworth
That’s it, I’m putting together a team of Cyberpunk 2077 modders to create Barb Wire-inspired gigs. I need to play FemV infiltrating the little strip club of Jig Jig street or MaleV dancing around the pole of the Dicky Twister to seduce a corpo, kill them at the No Tell Motel & steal their data
July 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That’s it, I’m putting together a team of Cyberpunk 2077 modders to create Barb Wire-inspired gigs. I need to play FemV infiltrating the little strip club of Jig Jig street or MaleV dancing around the pole of the Dicky Twister to seduce a corpo, kill them at the No Tell Motel & steal their data
I’m not going to spam you but I see you’re a fellow photographer so you’ll get me. All these were taken on the base PS4 with no retouching outside of the ingame presets & even though I took even better ones on PS5 it will always be mindblowing how good this game looked on a 10yo console on release
July 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m not going to spam you but I see you’re a fellow photographer so you’ll get me. All these were taken on the base PS4 with no retouching outside of the ingame presets & even though I took even better ones on PS5 it will always be mindblowing how good this game looked on a 10yo console on release
I can’t wait to dive back 🥰
July 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t wait to dive back 🥰
Haha the new update made the photo mode even better, we’ll lose our mind together (That’s my babygirl 🥰)
July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Haha the new update made the photo mode even better, we’ll lose our mind together (That’s my babygirl 🥰)
The time has come to subject this poor lovely man to the cyberpunk goth noir campness of Barb Wire & tell him all about how much I loved this movie when I was 13 🙂↕️
July 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The time has come to subject this poor lovely man to the cyberpunk goth noir campness of Barb Wire & tell him all about how much I loved this movie when I was 13 🙂↕️
Plus all my attempts to malinger my way out of my weekend plans to start my 12th playthrough of Cyberpunk have miserably failed.
July 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Plus all my attempts to malinger my way out of my weekend plans to start my 12th playthrough of Cyberpunk have miserably failed.
The only things that entertain me more than CK3 are the devs patch notes haha
July 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The only things that entertain me more than CK3 are the devs patch notes haha
Hahaha I happily call myself a bimbo but I regret to inform the world that I have impeccable tastes in everything & that I’m generally right on every subject 🙂↕️
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hahaha I happily call myself a bimbo but I regret to inform the world that I have impeccable tastes in everything & that I’m generally right on every subject 🙂↕️
I’m no pearl clutcher, I had read through every rock & punk musicians biographies before I turned 16, I was a fan of Lester Bangs & Hunter S Thompson & this is one of my favorite books of all time but The Dirt is just a compendium of nastiness, vacuity & irredeemable idiocy.
July 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m no pearl clutcher, I had read through every rock & punk musicians biographies before I turned 16, I was a fan of Lester Bangs & Hunter S Thompson & this is one of my favorite books of all time but The Dirt is just a compendium of nastiness, vacuity & irredeemable idiocy.