TechnicallyOwen
@technicallyowen.bsky.social
He/him the bloke with the hair, English man in New Hampshire. Pretentious Gobshite from Newcastle but lost my accent in the post. Knower of things. 45!
This is a great joke but rocket is Arugula, cilantro is coriander fortunately Arugula is funnier anyway (hilarious word)
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This is a great joke but rocket is Arugula, cilantro is coriander fortunately Arugula is funnier anyway (hilarious word)
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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Am I still cute if I don’t wear makeup? Be honest lol #nsfw #slutsofbsky
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Am I still cute if I don’t wear makeup? Be honest lol #nsfw #slutsofbsky
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Plz help if you can I really need to get out of here. 😿 I feel like a new start will really help my mental health out & getting away from
The toxicity here.
🫶 Any amount helps 🫶
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...
The toxicity here.
🫶 Any amount helps 🫶
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...
Donate to Help a Single Mom Escape a Toxic Environment, organized by Kim E
I left my husband of 13 years late last year and unfortunately had t… Kim E needs your support for Help a Single Mom Escape a Toxic Environment
www.gofundme.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Plz help if you can I really need to get out of here. 😿 I feel like a new start will really help my mental health out & getting away from
The toxicity here.
🫶 Any amount helps 🫶
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...
The toxicity here.
🫶 Any amount helps 🫶
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Was expecting an annihilation explosion. Great background track
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Was expecting an annihilation explosion. Great background track
This is very MGDMT coded thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/com...
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is very MGDMT coded thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/com...
The joys of living in a constructed reality is never having to deal with your cognitive dissonance.
Kinda on the nose that conservative Americans are wringing their hands over a socialist winning an election in New York and warning there'll be bread lines the very same week that there are actual bread lines because of their capitalist government's dysfunction.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The joys of living in a constructed reality is never having to deal with your cognitive dissonance.
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"...they mostly come out at night. Mostly."
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, miniature sets and foil for water
#xenomorph #alien #scifi #photography
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, miniature sets and foil for water
#xenomorph #alien #scifi #photography
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"...they mostly come out at night. Mostly."
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, miniature sets and foil for water
#xenomorph #alien #scifi #photography
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, miniature sets and foil for water
#xenomorph #alien #scifi #photography
This is really neat techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
Humans have remote touch 'seventh sense' like sandpipers, research shows
A study by researchers at Queen Mary University of London and University College London has found that humans have a form of remote touch, or the ability to sense objects without direct contact, a sen...
techxplore.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is really neat techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
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The boycott must actually be hurting them pretty badly because this is a move that major retailers do about 18 months before they go bankrupt
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The boycott must actually be hurting them pretty badly because this is a move that major retailers do about 18 months before they go bankrupt
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Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Here are four overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?
Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
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Hey does anyone want a painting from me for $100? My phone is just on its last legs and $100 is all I need for a new budget phone! #selfpromo #commissions
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey does anyone want a painting from me for $100? My phone is just on its last legs and $100 is all I need for a new budget phone! #selfpromo #commissions
Bend and SNAP! youtube.com/shorts/-9PJ1...
if the men find out we can shapeshift #fallintoshorts #halloweencostume #cosplay
YouTube video by Asta Darling
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Bend and SNAP! youtube.com/shorts/-9PJ1...
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Did you know that 1 usd equals 5 brazil bucks?
you should commission me, it's technically more money per money
you should commission me, it's technically more money per money
- COMMISSIONS OPEN -
I offer a lot of YCH including the autism creature, sickos, custom clippy, and a custom emote
Thank you so much for the support!
ko-fi.com/kannaistvar/...
I offer a lot of YCH including the autism creature, sickos, custom clippy, and a custom emote
Thank you so much for the support!
ko-fi.com/kannaistvar/...
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Did you know that 1 usd equals 5 brazil bucks?
you should commission me, it's technically more money per money
you should commission me, it's technically more money per money
Currently experiencing this for getting ready for work I was going to make a smoothie and everything but now I'm running just to get in on time
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Currently experiencing this for getting ready for work I was going to make a smoothie and everything but now I'm running just to get in on time
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She's a great example of how a major realignment in American politics is people sorting into the parties/sides based on whether they're generally likeable or fundamentally unlikeable. Mandel is proud to be the latter. bsky.app/profile/aaro...
The moms of Montgomery County don't like Bethany Mandel because she's a jerk to trans kids, and that tells a lot about America's political realignment.
The “Likable”/“Unlikable” Political Realignment
American conservatism is a home for unlikeable people who’ve turned their unlinkability into a political project.
www.aaronrosspowell.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
She's a great example of how a major realignment in American politics is people sorting into the parties/sides based on whether they're generally likeable or fundamentally unlikeable. Mandel is proud to be the latter. bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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After only a few years, the surviving rich people would have self-selected for philanthropy, *and* philanthropy done in a way that doesn't revulse the population with its obvious insincerity.
"Yeah he donated money to his own foundation, it went right back in his pockets. Chimpanzees got him."
"Yeah he donated money to his own foundation, it went right back in his pockets. Chimpanzees got him."
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
After only a few years, the surviving rich people would have self-selected for philanthropy, *and* philanthropy done in a way that doesn't revulse the population with its obvious insincerity.
"Yeah he donated money to his own foundation, it went right back in his pockets. Chimpanzees got him."
"Yeah he donated money to his own foundation, it went right back in his pockets. Chimpanzees got him."
Now that's a bun-t!
maybe the greatest hit by pitch in baseball history
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Now that's a bun-t!
So good
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
So good
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This is the place that sells teas inspired by The Locked Tomb series and DOES NOT do any h*rry p*tter teas AT ALL, how cool is that???
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is the place that sells teas inspired by The Locked Tomb series and DOES NOT do any h*rry p*tter teas AT ALL, how cool is that???
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
The stupendium really is a lyrical genius and the amount of effort he puts into his videos is ridiculous youtube.com/watch?v=uq4T...
DOUGH RE ME | Doey the Doughman Poppy Playtime Song!
YouTube video by The Stupendium
youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The stupendium really is a lyrical genius and the amount of effort he puts into his videos is ridiculous youtube.com/watch?v=uq4T...
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@veryimportant.lawyer really nailed it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@veryimportant.lawyer really nailed it