Nick is Technically Correct
@technclycorrect.bsky.social
Father, engineer (with the rare ability to recognize things outside my area of expertise), and Maize and Blue enthusiast.
Roe, Loving, and Obergefell should be bedrock American principles. What a stupid time to be alive!
Photo: Uh-Oh Rabbit, Jo Ham
Roe, Loving, and Obergefell should be bedrock American principles. What a stupid time to be alive!
Photo: Uh-Oh Rabbit, Jo Ham
New Summer Olympics event: short track track and field. Give 'em like a tiny 50m oval and make them run a ten k.
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
New Summer Olympics event: short track track and field. Give 'em like a tiny 50m oval and make them run a ten k.
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Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
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WaPo editorial board when TX imposes a legislative gerrymander: don't freak out guys! Not a threat to democracy!
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
WaPo editorial board when TX imposes a legislative gerrymander: don't freak out guys! Not a threat to democracy!
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
When VA responds to TX with *referendum* on their own gerrymander: brass-knuckled hypocrisy, anti-democratic gamesmanship.
There is hypocrisy here, all right, but not from VA.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Orin is probably the preeminent fourth amendment scholar in the United States. He is also extremely professional. This is the way he says "I wish a bitch would try"
This DHS memorandum says that the DHS General Counsel's office has adopted a new position that the Fourth Amendment allows entry into the home to make an arrest just based on an administrative warrant.
I would like to see that argument.
documentcloud.org/documents/26...
I would like to see that argument.
documentcloud.org/documents/26...
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Orin is probably the preeminent fourth amendment scholar in the United States. He is also extremely professional. This is the way he says "I wish a bitch would try"
Both of these quarterbacks are really selling out in the "I am determined not to win this game" competition. Huge moves on both sides.
Rogers really showcasing the foot speed of a mannequin giving up that fumble-6
Rogers really showcasing the foot speed of a mannequin giving up that fumble-6
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Both of these quarterbacks are really selling out in the "I am determined not to win this game" competition. Huge moves on both sides.
Rogers really showcasing the foot speed of a mannequin giving up that fumble-6
Rogers really showcasing the foot speed of a mannequin giving up that fumble-6
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Oglala Sioux should have the power to deport ICE
After killing Renee Good, ICE fascists in Minneapolis have now arrested and detained 4 members of Oglala Sioux Tribe.
ICE HAS ARRESTED AND DETAINED INDIGENOUS AMERICANS.
These ICE fascists are not here to keep us safe, but to advance white supremacy. Defund and abolish ICE permanently.
ICE HAS ARRESTED AND DETAINED INDIGENOUS AMERICANS.
These ICE fascists are not here to keep us safe, but to advance white supremacy. Defund and abolish ICE permanently.
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Oglala Sioux should have the power to deport ICE
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Tush Push: 67% of the time, it works every time 😎
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tush Push: 67% of the time, it works every time 😎
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“Thank you Dr Pepper for this scholarship money, which I will use for dental school, and for your continued contributions to tooth decay, which I will one day use to buy a Ferrari”
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Thank you Dr Pepper for this scholarship money, which I will use for dental school, and for your continued contributions to tooth decay, which I will one day use to buy a Ferrari”
For those wondering, the economical quantity of HP sauce is six bottles. If anyone is in need in the Philly Main Line, HMU 😂
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
For those wondering, the economical quantity of HP sauce is six bottles. If anyone is in need in the Philly Main Line, HMU 😂
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
Again??? Why does Fox hate Lions fans? Two weeks in a row feels like a kick in the teeth.
Oh fuck me, Tom Fucking Brady again? Can I just have 4 hours of nails on chalkboard it would be similar both in football insight and tonal enjoyability
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Again??? Why does Fox hate Lions fans? Two weeks in a row feels like a kick in the teeth.
Ok, he doesn't have a bat but he does have a glove and an arm 😂
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ok, he doesn't have a bat but he does have a glove and an arm 😂
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I wish they said explicitly that there's $5 billion in emergency reserves they're refusing to use instead they're happy to let people - mostly children, the disabled, and elderly, starve.
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I wish they said explicitly that there's $5 billion in emergency reserves they're refusing to use instead they're happy to let people - mostly children, the disabled, and elderly, starve.
Oh fuck me, Tom Fucking Brady again? Can I just have 4 hours of nails on chalkboard it would be similar both in football insight and tonal enjoyability
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh fuck me, Tom Fucking Brady again? Can I just have 4 hours of nails on chalkboard it would be similar both in football insight and tonal enjoyability
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
This is from a lifelong Michigan fan by the way
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol this cop pissed himself
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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The owner of Twitter just reinstated the accounts of several Nazi who had been suspending for violating Twitter's rules about doxxing other users. Now here's another piece on Bluesky's intellectual diversity problem.
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The owner of Twitter just reinstated the accounts of several Nazi who had been suspending for violating Twitter's rules about doxxing other users. Now here's another piece on Bluesky's intellectual diversity problem.
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Free speech is when you are punished for criticizing the President’s favorite podcaster.
The Donald Trump administration has revoked the visas of citizens from Argentina, South Africa, Mexico, Brazil, Germany, and Paraguay for comments about Charlie Kirk.
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Free speech is when you are punished for criticizing the President’s favorite podcaster.
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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I would much rather meet a black bear, I think.
The joke is that a black bear sees a hiker with a pack full of granola and trail mix and thinks “How do I get my food off that human?” and a cougar thinks “How do I get that pack off my food?”
I’d submit that a hog thinks “Food! WITH TOPPINGS!”
The joke is that a black bear sees a hiker with a pack full of granola and trail mix and thinks “How do I get my food off that human?” and a cougar thinks “How do I get that pack off my food?”
I’d submit that a hog thinks “Food! WITH TOPPINGS!”
October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I would much rather meet a black bear, I think.
The joke is that a black bear sees a hiker with a pack full of granola and trail mix and thinks “How do I get my food off that human?” and a cougar thinks “How do I get that pack off my food?”
I’d submit that a hog thinks “Food! WITH TOPPINGS!”
The joke is that a black bear sees a hiker with a pack full of granola and trail mix and thinks “How do I get my food off that human?” and a cougar thinks “How do I get that pack off my food?”
I’d submit that a hog thinks “Food! WITH TOPPINGS!”
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If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom
Kavanaugh is a piece of shit
“They’re, they’re animals anyway. That’s what I would tell my kids all the time,” said the ICE agent, according to body cam footage. spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-...
Man detained in Cato ICE raid wrongfully deported, separated from his family
Body camera footage released from the raid shows agents referring to immigrants as 'animals.'
spectrumlocalnews.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kavanaugh is a piece of shit