My first thought reading the list was to wonder how Dartmouth fucked up to keep themselves off the list.

I mean, ALL the other Ivies? That's some suspicious stuff right there

Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.

Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.

I underestimated Rogers's resolve to truly suck. Damn.

The LASD, specifically, has earned neither being treated with respect nor dignity

Fine, but expanded play areas, nursing stations, and lines for families with small children are 1. Good ideas that would 2. Put us more in line with the rest of the civilized world.
I love the US, but it sure sucks across the board for families compared to literally everywhere else

You speak English with the Swedish Chef intonation.

Boom. Dutch.

If the Constitution can't support trans people, then it needs an update. Why on earth FIRE would support speech against what should be a protected class is beyond me. In the era of judicial insanity, why not advocate for protecting vulnerable students while they are in fucking public schools?

Do they not both cheer for their (same) home country?

Pages has gotta be like, "yep, Dusty was right about me"

Also, if this goes to extras, who is left for dodgers pitching? Maybe Kike gets a few throws?