teal, Normalposting Adept
@teal.snail.skin
but it's my birthday! i'm a special and beloved boy!!!
i am 30 or 40 years old
i am 30 or 40 years old
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baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple
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million paw attention seeking technique
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
million paw attention seeking technique
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Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
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never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
i am a student of the secret and ancient art of Normalposting Online, a technique passed down through the ages that makes your posts professional, comprehensible and reassuring to those who know you personally
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am a student of the secret and ancient art of Normalposting Online, a technique passed down through the ages that makes your posts professional, comprehensible and reassuring to those who know you personally
sometimes I want the shower to be real hot, until my meat all falls away and then I can be touched all along my exquisitely sensitive bones
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
sometimes I want the shower to be real hot, until my meat all falls away and then I can be touched all along my exquisitely sensitive bones
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Deciding "lil homie gayass" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been besmirched by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Deciding "lil homie gayass" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been besmirched by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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Fun date night idea: like an overripe, torn and jammy fig, she feasts on the tatters of my sticky throat, as a gentle summer breeze washes over our bodies.
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fun date night idea: like an overripe, torn and jammy fig, she feasts on the tatters of my sticky throat, as a gentle summer breeze washes over our bodies.
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Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"
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Girl whos a bugchaser but for getting turned into a werewolf
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Girl whos a bugchaser but for getting turned into a werewolf
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"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.
October 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
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I'm disdainful in a pleasant and interesting way, not at all like the unwashed lumpenhaters
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm disdainful in a pleasant and interesting way, not at all like the unwashed lumpenhaters
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refs currently CONSPIRING to steal the game from the dolphins
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
refs currently CONSPIRING to steal the game from the dolphins
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Love Again - Dua Lipa
vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Love Again - Dua Lipa
deadly serious question for transgender women: what are your go-to karaoke songs
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Love Again - Dua Lipa
vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Love Again - Dua Lipa
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getting bottom surgery so I can comfortably use a strap
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
getting bottom surgery so I can comfortably use a strap
👀 game that is not a game that is a game. read back up the thread to understand the design context. i am trying to think thoughts about this but the mucus in my head is making it very slow.
this is my game, I Don’t Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again. to play, you log it every time you kill an insect. this is also available as a web app @transwron.gs made with me. people tell me it changed their behavior- they think twice about hurting insects when they remember the rules.
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
👀 game that is not a game that is a game. read back up the thread to understand the design context. i am trying to think thoughts about this but the mucus in my head is making it very slow.
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asking everyone if they're broad gauge or narrow gauge and judging them by their answer
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
asking everyone if they're broad gauge or narrow gauge and judging them by their answer
feverish. skin hot to the touch. what if someone put their cool skin on mine. what if I were gently fanned and misted with cold water. im very pretty when im sick (lie)
October 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
feverish. skin hot to the touch. what if someone put their cool skin on mine. what if I were gently fanned and misted with cold water. im very pretty when im sick (lie)
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honestly this probably serves as a good reminder that this is a space I use for shitposting and hornyposting. if you don't want to see that it's okay to not follow me, even if (especially if?) you know me irl
October 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
honestly this probably serves as a good reminder that this is a space I use for shitposting and hornyposting. if you don't want to see that it's okay to not follow me, even if (especially if?) you know me irl