TBatts
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TBatts
@tbatts.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I made a whole tray of jelly slice and I’ve now over the space of 2 days nearly consumed the entire tray of jelly slice - I don’t know whether to be proud or sick (probably both) I know there are bigger problems in the world but you know what they say act locally 🤷🏼♀️
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Let anti-defenestration week commence 🙌🏻 🪟
It's Window Safety Week
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Let anti-defenestration week commence 🙌🏻 🪟
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Your outtie calls them skeets
February 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Your outtie calls them skeets
Seconded
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Seconded
As an Australian who has no idea about the NFL and has no idea what goes on, I will say go birds 🦅🙌🏻
February 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
As an Australian who has no idea about the NFL and has no idea what goes on, I will say go birds 🦅🙌🏻
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every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
This loop keeps replaying “there’s a horse in the hospital” and every day it gets worse 🤦♀️
I just keep hearing this bit playing over and over in my head IYKYK
a man in a suit and tie is talking about a horse loose in a hospital
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about a horse loose in a hospital
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This loop keeps replaying “there’s a horse in the hospital” and every day it gets worse 🤦♀️
Can’t believe that discourse on ethnic cleansing is being had so nonchalantly. It’s just a silly suggestion 🤪 This should be the lead story, condemned & outrage everywhere! 🤯 It shouldn’t be radical to say Palestine have a right to sovereignty & live peacefully ON THEIR OWN LAND.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
a flag with a red white and green triangle on it
ALT: a flag with a red white and green triangle on it
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Can’t believe that discourse on ethnic cleansing is being had so nonchalantly. It’s just a silly suggestion 🤪 This should be the lead story, condemned & outrage everywhere! 🤯 It shouldn’t be radical to say Palestine have a right to sovereignty & live peacefully ON THEIR OWN LAND.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
I know it’s not due until 2032 and I know it’s only a 1.8% chance of collision with earth 🌏 but I’m just sayin 🤷🏼♀️ and hear me out, should we maybe take the cartridge out and blow on it before trying again I think this game is jammed
an illustration of an asteroid hitting the earth with a netflix logo below it
ALT: an illustration of an asteroid hitting the earth with a netflix logo below it
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I know it’s not due until 2032 and I know it’s only a 1.8% chance of collision with earth 🌏 but I’m just sayin 🤷🏼♀️ and hear me out, should we maybe take the cartridge out and blow on it before trying again I think this game is jammed
I did and it was excellent 10/10 recommend
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I did and it was excellent 10/10 recommend
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“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
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People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
January 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
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you: *being flirtatious and adorable*
me: my hands are aging horribly
me: my hands are aging horribly
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you: *being flirtatious and adorable*
me: my hands are aging horribly
me: my hands are aging horribly
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You can trust me with your secrets because I will not remember them or your name
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You can trust me with your secrets because I will not remember them or your name
You know who understands the importance and value of DEI hires - the recruiters of Squid Games (both for players and employees) say what you will the output, productivity, creativity and problem solving - off the damn charts 📊
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You know who understands the importance and value of DEI hires - the recruiters of Squid Games (both for players and employees) say what you will the output, productivity, creativity and problem solving - off the damn charts 📊
You times be a bit dark when you watch Squid Game season 2 for some light hearted fun and humanity
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
You times be a bit dark when you watch Squid Game season 2 for some light hearted fun and humanity
I just keep hearing this bit playing over and over in my head IYKYK
a man in a suit and tie is talking about a horse loose in a hospital
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about a horse loose in a hospital
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I just keep hearing this bit playing over and over in my head IYKYK
I made a whole tray of jelly slice and I’ve now over the space of 2 days nearly consumed the entire tray of jelly slice - I don’t know whether to be proud or sick (probably both) I know there are bigger problems in the world but you know what they say act locally 🤷🏼♀️
January 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I made a whole tray of jelly slice and I’ve now over the space of 2 days nearly consumed the entire tray of jelly slice - I don’t know whether to be proud or sick (probably both) I know there are bigger problems in the world but you know what they say act locally 🤷🏼♀️
Fact checking is sexy and anyone who doesn’t think so is not cool
January 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Fact checking is sexy and anyone who doesn’t think so is not cool
Almost 2 hours in and 2025 has been chill - fingers crossed 🤞🏻
December 31, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Almost 2 hours in and 2025 has been chill - fingers crossed 🤞🏻
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Such a great ep of The X Files
Such a great ep of The X Files
December 22, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Rm9sbG93ZXJz
Such a great ep of The X Files
Such a great ep of The X Files
I’m so holly jolly right now
December 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I’m so holly jolly right now