Taylor
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I’ve often doubted my ADHD diagnosis, but surely the number of zester&cheese grater accidents I’ve caused myself could only be the result of a medically bad brain 🤧
May 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’ve often doubted my ADHD diagnosis, but surely the number of zester&cheese grater accidents I’ve caused myself could only be the result of a medically bad brain 🤧
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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 64 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
No one has heard from you in 64 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
May 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 64 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
No one has heard from you in 64 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
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Non-fiction books are so wack dude I live in non-fiction gimme a break
May 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Non-fiction books are so wack dude I live in non-fiction gimme a break
I’m so obsessed with putting almond extract in all my baked goods, surely my body yearns for cyanide
April 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m so obsessed with putting almond extract in all my baked goods, surely my body yearns for cyanide
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In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.”
This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.
He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.
This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.
He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.”
This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.
He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.
This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.
He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
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The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
March 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
If I catch you, Patrick Morrisey, it is on SIGHT 🥊
Gov. Patrick Morrisey signed a bill Wednesday that will for the first time define the terms “man” and “woman” in state code by a person’s biological sex. The measure is the first of the Republican governor’s priority bills to make it to his desk, reports @amelianews.bsky.social.
Morrisey signs first priority bill to define gender in WV state code, targeting transgender people • West Virginia Watch
Gov. Patrick Morrisey signed a bill Wednesday that will define the terms “man” and “woman” in state code by a person’s biological sex.
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March 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I catch you, Patrick Morrisey, it is on SIGHT 🥊
There is a single crow screaming in my backyard and nothing else
Open your window and listen to the BIRDS
March 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is a single crow screaming in my backyard and nothing else
That’s Steve in the corner,
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion
February 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That’s Steve in the corner,
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion
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actually you drank from the fountain of sonic youth now you'll hear distortion forever
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
actually you drank from the fountain of sonic youth now you'll hear distortion forever
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Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example."
Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.
This is a post about DS9.
Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.
This is a post about DS9.
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example."
Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.
This is a post about DS9.
Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.
This is a post about DS9.
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I'm on Canada's side despite Drake
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm on Canada's side despite Drake
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watching TNG has me thinking when it gets warm I might fuck around and start dressing like off-hours Picard
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
watching TNG has me thinking when it gets warm I might fuck around and start dressing like off-hours Picard
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me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
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I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”
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Ann Telnaes resigned after the Washington Post editorial page killed her cartoon. It’s worth a share.
Big Tech executives are bending the knee to Donald Trump and it’s no surprise why: Billionaires like Jeff Bezos like paying a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
Big Tech executives are bending the knee to Donald Trump and it’s no surprise why: Billionaires like Jeff Bezos like paying a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ann Telnaes resigned after the Washington Post editorial page killed her cartoon. It’s worth a share.
Big Tech executives are bending the knee to Donald Trump and it’s no surprise why: Billionaires like Jeff Bezos like paying a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
Big Tech executives are bending the knee to Donald Trump and it’s no surprise why: Billionaires like Jeff Bezos like paying a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
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I sure carry a torch around saying “Who goes there?” an awful lot for such a chill guy
January 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I sure carry a torch around saying “Who goes there?” an awful lot for such a chill guy
Arcane is so visually captivating I feel like I’m watching adult Cocomelon 👁️👄👁️
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Arcane is so visually captivating I feel like I’m watching adult Cocomelon 👁️👄👁️
Slingin stained glass for Small Business Saturday!
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Slingin stained glass for Small Business Saturday!
FINALLY, a new place to shout my every mundane thought into the void
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 PM
FINALLY, a new place to shout my every mundane thought into the void