Taste Accountant
@tasteaccountant.bsky.social
NYC based birder, musician, and product executive. Chronicling my inevitable mental decline.
#LesserAlper posts are music fandom made stupid
Everyday a new low.
#LesserAlper posts are music fandom made stupid
Everyday a new low.
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Every day a new low.
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[too many open terminal windows]
What fresh shell is this?
What fresh shell is this?
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
[too many open terminal windows]
What fresh shell is this?
What fresh shell is this?
Miss this guy a lot.
Two years ago today was the last time I photographed Flaco in Central Park. He would leave the park a day later and spend the next few months hunting pigeons on the Upper West Side. His incredible story is one I'll never forget. #Flaco #CentralPark #birdcpp
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Miss this guy a lot.
This is what Britpop stole from you.
I am aware that some of you may not be fully up-to-date with popular music’s late-80s Grebo movement. You lucky bastards.
youtu.be/0U4D4pErQ_E?...
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Pop Will Eat Itself - Beaver Patrol
YouTube video by Jeff Moyer
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November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is what Britpop stole from you.
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Dude sounds refreshing af
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dude sounds refreshing af
In the contemporary business environment, one fact has become indisputable: the pace of change has accelerated beyond all historical precedent.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In the contemporary business environment, one fact has become indisputable: the pace of change has accelerated beyond all historical precedent.
You may say to yourself, my god, what have we done?
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You may say to yourself, my god, what have we done?
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everything I’ve learned about this woman has been against my will 🪱
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
everything I’ve learned about this woman has been against my will 🪱
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Like every time you think, we’re selling F-35s to the bone saw guy, you gotta remember we’re also selling F-35s to the 9/11 guys. Same guys.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Like every time you think, we’re selling F-35s to the bone saw guy, you gotta remember we’re also selling F-35s to the 9/11 guys. Same guys.
TFW the dementia really kicks in.
BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TFW the dementia really kicks in.
I was a worm In the House of Brain.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was a worm In the House of Brain.
Trump calls a reporter “insubordinate“ which sums up his general orientation to the press.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump calls a reporter “insubordinate“ which sums up his general orientation to the press.
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50-year mortgage is called "rent".
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
50-year mortgage is called "rent".
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Mark Epstein, the brother of Jeffrey Epstein, told NewsNation that the late convicted sex offender “definitely had dirt” on President Trump.
Said Epstein: “He didn’t tell me what he knew, but Jeffrey definitely had dirt on Trump.”
Said Epstein: “He didn’t tell me what he knew, but Jeffrey definitely had dirt on Trump.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mark Epstein, the brother of Jeffrey Epstein, told NewsNation that the late convicted sex offender “definitely had dirt” on President Trump.
Said Epstein: “He didn’t tell me what he knew, but Jeffrey definitely had dirt on Trump.”
Said Epstein: “He didn’t tell me what he knew, but Jeffrey definitely had dirt on Trump.”
There is evidence that the Saudi Royal family was involved in the 9/11 attacks and 15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were Saudis.
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There is evidence that the Saudi Royal family was involved in the 9/11 attacks and 15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were Saudis.
Mohammed bin Salman is a pervert who is married to his first cousin.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Mohammed bin Salman is a pervert who is married to his first cousin.
Mohammed bin Salman ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Trump is defending the indefensible with his lies. And to suggest that Jamal Khashoggi somehow deserved to die is just pure evil.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mohammed bin Salman ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Trump is defending the indefensible with his lies. And to suggest that Jamal Khashoggi somehow deserved to die is just pure evil.
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
She had intensities.
She had intensities about her intensities.
Her intensities traveled with her from city to city.
She had intensities in ten cities.
She had intensities about her intensities.
Her intensities traveled with her from city to city.
She had intensities in ten cities.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
She had intensities.
She had intensities about her intensities.
Her intensities traveled with her from city to city.
She had intensities in ten cities.
She had intensities about her intensities.
Her intensities traveled with her from city to city.
She had intensities in ten cities.
She was impulsive. She was impulsive about being impulsive.
She was impulsive about the impulse behind the impulsivity. Eventually the impulses wrote their own memoir.
She was impulsive about the impulse behind the impulsivity. Eventually the impulses wrote their own memoir.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
She was impulsive. She was impulsive about being impulsive.
She was impulsive about the impulse behind the impulsivity. Eventually the impulses wrote their own memoir.
She was impulsive about the impulse behind the impulsivity. Eventually the impulses wrote their own memoir.
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Clip n’ save. 🤡
the mother of all timestamps
*TRUMP: WILL ISSUE TARIFF DIVIDENDS PROBABLY MID TO LATE 2026
*TRUMP: WILL ISSUE TARIFF DIVIDENDS PROBABLY MID TO LATE 2026
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Oh Willy, you devil you.
I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the world.
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh Willy, you devil you.
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It feels like the entire literate culture that produced and sustains me as a culture professional is now liquefying under my feet, and I can’t say I’m a fan
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It feels like the entire literate culture that produced and sustains me as a culture professional is now liquefying under my feet, and I can’t say I’m a fan
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Usually you try to place one of the best parts of the book as an excerpt
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Usually you try to place one of the best parts of the book as an excerpt
I winced when he joked about the worm.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I winced when he joked about the worm.
It’s stupid enough to be a Trump strategy.
I guess the strategy is Trump says release them, Bondi says yes sir, but we can't because of the active investigation that you told me to initiate two days before you told me to release the files.
BREAKING: In about-face, Trump now says GOP lawmakers should vote for release of Epstein files. Move came as White House braced for wave of Republican defections in looming House vote via @meredithllee
@Reporter_Mia www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@Reporter_Mia www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It’s stupid enough to be a Trump strategy.