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“...there is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.”
- Mark Twain
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"Anyone who attempted to behead the Hydra found as soon as one head was cut off, two more heads would emerge.

As Heracles severed each mortal head, Iolaus was set to the task of cauterizing the wounds.

When only the immortal head remained, Heracles cut it off too and buried it under a heavy rock."
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#StandWithUkraine
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
OH
MY
GODDDDDDD
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The Punctuation Collection™️
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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If the elites would just stop groveling and jockeying for quarterly gains for a minute and put their country above their leverage, we could roll up this circus in short order. Because it is the Lamest Show on Earth.
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"First, ignore billionaires when they threaten to take their marbles and go home. The big money always responds to threats of tax hikes, or even mere verbal criticism, by threatening to go all Ayn Rand and move to Galt’s Gulch. In reality, they won’t even move to Florida." - Paul Krugman

👌 👌 👌
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Morning.
Pompeii, 100 AD.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
For me, this is the money shot. Put this shit on bright red billboards from coast to coast.

"None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body - so yes - dangerous" - Jeffrey Epstein
When a monster like Epstein thinks Trump is a monster 🤯😳😱

Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Summers:

"...I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body - so yes - dangerous"
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Very excited about this! My first 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, packed with some of the biggest political stories and characters from the past year. A great way to while away a few hours over Christmas:
The Times 'Morten Morland's Puzzling Year' 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
Morten's Puzzling Year: A Fun Political Caricature 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle A Laugh-Out-Loud Political Puzzle Adventure! A first edition: Created exclusively for The Times and The Sunday Times, this h...
www.alljigsawpuzzles.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
Do. Not. Cave.

We see you buddy. Don’t blow this.
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @democrats.org @schumer.senate.gov

Don't break ranks! Don't capitulate to GOP demands for a "promise." Hold the line! Make them negotiate! If you give in, you lose again. The people are with you. Don't squander our goodwill!
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Turkey tail (Trametes versicolor) mushrooms, sprouting from dead logs in a woodland.
County Clare, Ireland.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A fine, fine production. Gorgeously interpreted by Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. Most triumphant!

“The essential doesn't change.”
― Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

#waitingforgodot #onbroadway
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I've just directed state agencies to fully fund federal SNAP benefits for November.

President Trump's actions have been senseless and un-American. I'll never stop fighting for New York's families.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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With Teen Vogue shuttered, Wired magazine is now one of the only truthful hard news outfits still running. Ain’t that some 2025 shit.

Well worth your subscription
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Ok…last one…
The Witches' Ride, William Holbrook Beard, 1870. #31DaysOfHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I would like her to please lead the charge to catapult AI into the sun where it belongs.

Brava Emma Thompson! 🤩
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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We have a special Halloween edition of our free #MonumentMonday newsletter today!

Check your inbox as we visit three macabre monuments that have a supernatural story! 👻

#Ireland #SpéirGhorm #Archaeology #IrishHistory
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM