Dr. Art Garfunky
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Not sure who said this, but 🎯
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Not sure who said this, but 🎯
One of the most cowardly things I’ve ever seen.
February 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
One of the most cowardly things I’ve ever seen.
Btw, fuck Jeff Bezos
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Btw, fuck Jeff Bezos
Media conglomerates whenever Trump does something vile.
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Media conglomerates whenever Trump does something vile.
New addition to the White House
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
New addition to the White House
“I’m the least racist person there is!” DJT
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
“I’m the least racist person there is!” DJT
Trump: “The Klan is great and we should bring back slavery.”
Karoline Leavitt: “What our wonderful President means is that he salutes freedom of speech and the rights of companies to set worker compensation.”
Karoline Leavitt: “What our wonderful President means is that he salutes freedom of speech and the rights of companies to set worker compensation.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Trump: “The Klan is great and we should bring back slavery.”
Karoline Leavitt: “What our wonderful President means is that he salutes freedom of speech and the rights of companies to set worker compensation.”
Karoline Leavitt: “What our wonderful President means is that he salutes freedom of speech and the rights of companies to set worker compensation.”
Yes, the Epstein files are terrible, but WHY THE FUCK DID THEY EMAIL EVERYTHING?
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yes, the Epstein files are terrible, but WHY THE FUCK DID THEY EMAIL EVERYTHING?
The couch doesn’t look happy
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The couch doesn’t look happy
The only mainstream journalists left who speak truth to power are cartoonists.
February 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The only mainstream journalists left who speak truth to power are cartoonists.
Jeff Bezos dresses like a Studio 54 reject, and his wife looks like a Mar-a-Lago casualty, but I would expect nothing less from the man who’s single-handedly destroying the publishing industry while rocketing around on his dildo ship. The grotesquerie is off the charts.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Jeff Bezos dresses like a Studio 54 reject, and his wife looks like a Mar-a-Lago casualty, but I would expect nothing less from the man who’s single-handedly destroying the publishing industry while rocketing around on his dildo ship. The grotesquerie is off the charts.
Storied Traditions Die in Mediocre Minds
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Storied Traditions Die in Mediocre Minds
Jeff Bezos is the poster child of billionaires who think they know better, buy a storied organization, and completely fail it by having no clue what makes it great. They equate wealth with genius and prove themselves so spectacularly wrong that its loss is felt in the very marrow of civilization.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Jeff Bezos is the poster child of billionaires who think they know better, buy a storied organization, and completely fail it by having no clue what makes it great. They equate wealth with genius and prove themselves so spectacularly wrong that its loss is felt in the very marrow of civilization.
Reposted by Dr. Art Garfunky
A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A staggering statement from former Washington Post editor Marty Baron: "This ranks among the darkest days in the history of one of the world's greatest news organizations."
Where’s QAnon when you need them?
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Where’s QAnon when you need them?
And the reviews are in…
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
And the reviews are in…
BREAKING: Work begins on new Donald Trump/Kennedy Center.
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
BREAKING: Work begins on new Donald Trump/Kennedy Center.
MAGA beseeching God to release Trump from the curse of pedophilia.
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
MAGA beseeching God to release Trump from the curse of pedophilia.
Billionaires are perfectly willing to sacrifice us for profit.
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Billionaires are perfectly willing to sacrifice us for profit.
The forces we’re up against do not necessarily lend themselves to rational debate.
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The forces we’re up against do not necessarily lend themselves to rational debate.
I’ll never get over how a bizarre, WILDLY paranoid movement sprang up believing Trump was going to DC to break up a pedophile ring, but when they found he was part of it, just kind of faded away. QAnon merch is going to become the most delicious and ironic hipster wear ever invented.
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’ll never get over how a bizarre, WILDLY paranoid movement sprang up believing Trump was going to DC to break up a pedophile ring, but when they found he was part of it, just kind of faded away. QAnon merch is going to become the most delicious and ironic hipster wear ever invented.
Is it the Trump administration’s position that Jeffrey Epstein was a heinous pedophile who was justifiably arrested, but that ALL the parts about Trump in the files are false? Someone intrepid reporter should ask…
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Is it the Trump administration’s position that Jeffrey Epstein was a heinous pedophile who was justifiably arrested, but that ALL the parts about Trump in the files are false? Someone intrepid reporter should ask…
The transformation of Jeff Bezos from nerdy entrepreneur to absolute ass-hat is the perfect encapsulation of how this moment is mutating people with a whiff of power into grotesque and repulsive creatures.
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The transformation of Jeff Bezos from nerdy entrepreneur to absolute ass-hat is the perfect encapsulation of how this moment is mutating people with a whiff of power into grotesque and repulsive creatures.
Professional lying shouldn’t be a billion-dollar industry. It should be illegal.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Professional lying shouldn’t be a billion-dollar industry. It should be illegal.
They’re trying to backpedal. Keep dragging them, people.
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
They’re trying to backpedal. Keep dragging them, people.