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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
somehow I've gone all this time not knowing that there are TWO frank lloyd wright houses, including one of only seven usonian automatics, in manchester fucking new hampshire, on the SAME STREET
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.

"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.

"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
exciting new levels of "so you hate waffles" achieved
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If you need a whistle in Somerville, stop by Gracie’s. If you need A LOT of whistles that’s probably ok too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If anyone has figured out how to be from the Midwest and accept recognition for your work, please let me know
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ok so pluribus is that x-files vince gilligan shit
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
now that’s what I call music but it’s just a bunch of luke’s gym playlists
16 minute 2 miles just now baby let’s go
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Ken Jennings: you know ball.
We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
my new favorite thing when making a simple “””nice””” dinner (basically I cook a meat and steam a bag of frozen veggies) is cut up one medium-ish potato, saltpepperoliveoil, and air fry for like 13-14 minutes at 400. almost brainless ”roasted” potatoes
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
cannot recommend enough going to see your favorite band on your birthday and taking the next day off work
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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KEXP reaffirming my love for them this morning as they play a back to back set of:

- jack and diane but most of the lyrics are "sucking on a chili dog"
- detachable penis
- combination pizza hut and taco bell
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
every individual postal worker is braver than every cop and troop and bitchass ICE loser combined
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
weakened friends best band ten years running
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
tonight is I think the 4th time @weakenedfriends.bsky.social will have played on my birthday +/- 1 day. how lucky am I
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
old
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I love vermont but one thing about it is there are simply far too many white people who think dreadlocks are acceptable
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM