josh houtz
@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
i like the #miamidolphins & democracy | #phinsup
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Two complete loser FGs this half by Eli Drinkwitz, who has never won a big game
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Two complete loser FGs this half by Eli Drinkwitz, who has never won a big game
one of my kids ralphed all over the floor at this indoor trampoline place if you’re wondering how my day is going
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
one of my kids ralphed all over the floor at this indoor trampoline place if you’re wondering how my day is going
he’s ready to blow him like bubba
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
he’s ready to blow him like bubba
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😂
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
😂
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
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What if a pug could talk
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What if a pug could talk
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We're calling that "out week-to-week with an upper-body injury" now. #hockeyhumor
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We're calling that "out week-to-week with an upper-body injury" now. #hockeyhumor
been out of the game so long I took a chunk out of my finger peeling potatoes smh
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
been out of the game so long I took a chunk out of my finger peeling potatoes smh
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The Dolphins are starting to find a rhythm after winning three of the last four games before the bye week, but they’ll need more from these five players if they want to stay relevant over the final six games:
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
Five Players Who Need to Step Up After the Bye
The Miami Dolphins reached the bye week having won three of their last four games, but they still have plenty of work to do to salvage the season after their 1–
www.si.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Dolphins are starting to find a rhythm after winning three of the last four games before the bye week, but they’ll need more from these five players if they want to stay relevant over the final six games:
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
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We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
get to school & realize we forgot the bookbags 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
get to school & realize we forgot the bookbags 🙃
getting locked out of the other site is probably an omen I shouldn’t post over there anymore. wished it would’ve happened before I told everyone to go eff themselves & lost ‘friends’ over politics but I never claimed to be perfect & some things needed to be said…
either way, roses will bloom again…
either way, roses will bloom again…
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
getting locked out of the other site is probably an omen I shouldn’t post over there anymore. wished it would’ve happened before I told everyone to go eff themselves & lost ‘friends’ over politics but I never claimed to be perfect & some things needed to be said…
either way, roses will bloom again…
either way, roses will bloom again…
🥬🙏
Not saying it’s a goodbye but man it sounds something like a goodbye
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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is this a threat?
Three-time Pro Bowl WR Odell Beckham Jr. was officially reinstated by the commissioner today. He remains a free agent.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
is this a threat?
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
this has gone too far
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
this has gone too far
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people call abraham lincoln the "best president" while ignoring the fact that he never even looked into the epstein shit. he didn't release a single file
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
people call abraham lincoln the "best president" while ignoring the fact that he never even looked into the epstein shit. he didn't release a single file
I think he’ll do well there
Sources have told @sportsillustrated.bsky.social that Virginia Tech is finalizing an agreement to hire James Franklin as the Hokies' next head coach. www.si.com/college-foot...
Sources: Virginia Tech to Hire James Franklin As Next Head Football Coach
The Hokies have landed a splash hire in Franklin to replace Brent Pry, who was fired in September after three-plus seasons.
www.si.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I think he’ll do well there
cheddward gave dabo the mandible claw
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
cheddward gave dabo the mandible claw
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In case you writers out there have ever felt imposter syndrome, "From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible" is an actual sentence in whatever this is.
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In case you writers out there have ever felt imposter syndrome, "From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible" is an actual sentence in whatever this is.
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Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
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Victory Monday elevator 🐬 It had to be Jack Jones
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Victory Monday elevator 🐬 It had to be Jack Jones