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I completed the Endless Setlist on vocals, on expert. It was crazy. My corgi is the best one. Software Engineer. Ex-Google. Yimby! He/Him
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Look at this dramatic little dude!
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Incidentally, one of the greatest collections dwarf conifers in the horticultural trade were introduced by Sidney Waxman, a professor at UConn who used to drive around New England shooting witches brooms off trees with a .22 rifle.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Guys, I’m already voting for him as hard as I can. You can lay off the sales pitch.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know)

Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
September 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This was a fun little jump scare. It was the end of the night, and I realized I hadn't seen Kilo in a while. I got up to find him for Final Out of the Night, and as I started walking towards the kids' rooms, I saw him snoozing outside, facing us just outside the window.

I got so sad, thinking we...
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Look at this dramatic little dude!
August 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I know he was just trying to be close to me while I was in the bathroom, but I can't help but wonder if he was trying to trap me...
August 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Giant Bomb forever.
May 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Read the whole thing.
April 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This was how I learned about the news.
"Ok is this your first time holding a pope?" hell no. I'm a big time Catholic check this shit out..
"is this your first time holding a trophy?" uhh no definitely not check this shit out..
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
End Woke Go Broke
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.

SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]

SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.

BAYLESS: Absolument.

SMITH: MAIS!
The Bloc Québécois launches “Buy Canadian” pitch.

Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We're going to Touch The Stove at speed. There will be no brake marks leading up to the impact site. There will be no just-in-time swerve.

We're going to start joking about the Ablative-Mission-Critical-Systems being churned into debris because you can only cry for so long.
March 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@mtsw.bsky.social Look at the Costco in Kirkland WA valiantly trying to hide that Trump took egg! (This is all they have, and it's all quail eggs.) They've unstacked milk to fill the spots normally full of the kind of eggs Americans have any idea how to cook with...
February 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM