Swift
Swift
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Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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“Our talented team with its own human hands and brains and souls decided that all this shitty art made by a computer was good enough to go in our game” is not a good defense of using AI tools to generate assets.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
GameCube 2: HyperGameCube
Big day at @digitalfoundry.bsky.social today! We have gone hands on with the new Steam Frame, Steam Machine, and Steam Controller. This stub page has the highlights of What You Need To Know and links to my MUCH longer features on all three devices. (I'm very proud of our work on all of this!)
Steam Machine and Steam Frame: What You Need to Know
And, for now, what we wish we knew.
www.digitalfoundry.net
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Death by Scrolling, my game with @grumpygamer.com, is out! It’s a vertically scrolling arcade roguelite with a sense of humour. Grab it on PC now - with console coming soon!
Save 10% on Death by Scrolling on Steam
Welcome to Purgatory, inc. now under new management! Death by Scrolling is a rogue-like vertically scrolling RPG where you kill enemies, collect gold, and avoid the Reaper long enough to pay the Ferry...
store.steampowered.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Some mornings, you just need to skank to 90s ska in the living room.
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
All the world’s a game.
September 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Science has always won in the long run.
September 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The longer you live, the more time people have to disappoint you.
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Happy 64th Birthday to legendary Nintendo Composer, Koji Kondo!

His first game for Nintendo was Punch-Out in 1984 and his latest game was Super Mario Bros. Wonder in 2023.

He's currently a senior manager in the EPD Sound Group. Nintendo's internal team of 40+ composers.
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Forget it, Jake. It’s preseason.
August 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Public broadcasting is important.
August 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A classic.
This year, "The Great Gatsby" turns 100.

On "The Daily," our book critic tells the story of how an overlooked book by a 28-year-old author eventually became the great American novel, and explores why we still see ourselves in its pages.
100 Years of ‘The Great Gatsby’
How F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel took over pop culture.
trib.al
July 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Insanity now, Insanity always.
May 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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my god i'm hard to shock but holy fuck
Trump and Kennedy are killing children. Right in front of our eyes.
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Polygon has done consistently great work for more than a decade. I’m heartbroken for the folks who worked there and profoundly sad for the entire industry.
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Business Dummies who don’t understand the culture of the creative businesses they run are always going to make the wrong business calls, and they will swiftly be proven to be dummies when they are abandoned by the accrued audience, destroying the business.

None of it’s new, But it is exhausting.
May 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I think Kinda Funny becomes more impressive by the year. The way they’ve kept a crew together and grown and kept it independent is awesome. We had to sell the company to the very thing we were trying to escape. Different times and different options, but they’ve succeeded where we failed.
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
People have been trying to deny science for thousands of years. It never works out in the long run. Science is fucking real. #ScienceIsReal youtu.be/ty33v7UYYbw?...
They Might Be Giants - Science is Real (official TMBG video)
YouTube video by TMBGkids
youtu.be
May 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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letting your bullpen sustain a 7.47 era for a full month is bad enough, but letting them sustain a 7.47 not having even a single player ritualistically dfa’d is even more of an in insult
April 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The disorientation will continue until morale improves
We got vegans bitching about the price of eggs, and rednecks protecting electric cars like they were confederate monuments.
April 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Peasants: WHY'D YOU TURN OUR EARS INTO FISHES?

Jesus: Dang it was supposed to be loaves not lobes, wasn't it?

Peasants: WHAT?

Jesus: "WHAT?" lol
April 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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It looked like an optical illusion live, but the line drive to left yesterday that Alex Call “misplayed” into a 3-run triple legitimately changed directions mid-air. Was hooking to the left off the bat, then sliced to the right.

That was one magic loogie.
April 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM