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Yack
@swanyenest.bsky.social
· Feb 5
I should be shot probably
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"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
Im optimistic for disney losing money for once again making chungoslop
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Im optimistic for disney losing money for once again making chungoslop
how many copies of family guy dvd's do I have to collect before I can craft them into a blu-ray box set
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
how many copies of family guy dvd's do I have to collect before I can craft them into a blu-ray box set
my friend with weird facial hair quit smoking weed to buy a new pocket pussy thats real life
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
my friend with weird facial hair quit smoking weed to buy a new pocket pussy thats real life
unironically taught a coworker the difference between to and too today now I gotta kill myself before monday to restore my honor
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
unironically taught a coworker the difference between to and too today now I gotta kill myself before monday to restore my honor
If you bring your zero month old newborn baby into the bar legally it has to drive my drunk ass home
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
If you bring your zero month old newborn baby into the bar legally it has to drive my drunk ass home
I think the biggest problem facing the wb buyout is who gains control of the animaniacs, who are still locked away in the water tower btw
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think the biggest problem facing the wb buyout is who gains control of the animaniacs, who are still locked away in the water tower btw
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The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
the robot keeps jangling his dish and I refuse to fill it
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the robot keeps jangling his dish and I refuse to fill it
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An exciting new Bluesky feature is that any time you write "checks notes" it sends a 10-volt shock through your keyboard
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
An exciting new Bluesky feature is that any time you write "checks notes" it sends a 10-volt shock through your keyboard
had a dream ozzy covered blonde's call me now i'm awake and sad that will never happen
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
had a dream ozzy covered blonde's call me now i'm awake and sad that will never happen
Need a total grid failure so I can go home and nap
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Need a total grid failure so I can go home and nap
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I'm planning to go to Trashfest on the 11th if any of you want to come with me. My green friend who lives in the garbage can outside my apartment asked if I wanted to go.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm planning to go to Trashfest on the 11th if any of you want to come with me. My green friend who lives in the garbage can outside my apartment asked if I wanted to go.
give her the gift she really wants: a big greasy pound of the cheapest salami they have at the fancy deli down the street
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
give her the gift she really wants: a big greasy pound of the cheapest salami they have at the fancy deli down the street
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Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...
using a musket to hunt elk in a valiant effort to own the libs
September 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
using a musket to hunt elk in a valiant effort to own the libs
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*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
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I'd be careful on what you post about Kirk as this administration is full of babies and their followers are a bunch of narcs.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'd be careful on what you post about Kirk as this administration is full of babies and their followers are a bunch of narcs.
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We scrapped all the youth clubs, made everything expensive, took away things like skate parks, built massive housing estates with no green space, and wonder why kids get up to no good online. It's a complete mystery that definitely isn't a problem of our own making.
August 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We scrapped all the youth clubs, made everything expensive, took away things like skate parks, built massive housing estates with no green space, and wonder why kids get up to no good online. It's a complete mystery that definitely isn't a problem of our own making.