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Never forgive them for what they did to the computer.

if you interact with/produce shipping or NSFW content, please go away forever
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midnightdorifto.bsky.social
for anyone seeking just a spark of joy today anywhere on planet earth, Rocket Bunny just debuted an Choro-Q R32 kit for a Suzuki Twin for TAS 2026 and, well, it’s sort of incredible and literally perfect

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January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
A bunch of microsoft logos from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today but instead of saying Microsoft all of them spell Microslop in the vibe of the original logos.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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graehall.bsky.social
The source for this meme is stored in documents/memes, on my own computer, I don't even need the internet to access it, revolutionary stuff
A Simpsons meme mashup of two classic templates. At the top is Abe Simpson's rant about putting an onion on his belt (which was the style at the time) and below it is the shot of Abe Simpson from the newspaper with the title "OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD" and an image of him shaking his fist at a cloud It's been remixed so the text over the top image reads "So I saved my files on my own computer, which was the style at the time" And the cloud on the bottom panel meme has been replaced with the Microsoft Azure logo which is part of cloud computing to recontextualise Abe yelling at the cloud as him yelling at how it's becoming more difficult to save your files locally
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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dsgolson.bsky.social
How could I ever leave LA when guys are just driving their Vectors around all the time
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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karari.art
Decided to do a little redraw of this one, given that the year is coming to a close soon
#lucario #pokemon #art
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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cuteario.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!

I'm officially moving here with my art since the new feature in X is ew

#Lucario #pokemon #Christmas2025
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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kekekeball.bsky.social
little Twingo guy
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.
A picture of a software box for “Mavis Beacon Teaches Trolling”, advertising over 9,000 sold, and “improves shitposting up to 25%”
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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adalwin.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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sesamin333.bsky.social
ルカルカリオリオ🟦🟨
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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disgustingfilm.bsky.social
They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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muzyoshi.posts.art
Beach Yoshi concept 🏖️
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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holeecarolee.bsky.social
new dog on the block
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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happychoice.bsky.social
i always find it funny that in the old tech world the craziest listing prices are always matched with the dirtiest most disgusting items + worst pictures/descriptions. Maximum grifting goes hand-in-hand with lowest effort. tsk tsk.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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happychoice.bsky.social
marketplace sellers snapping a 3 second picture of some untested forsaken e-waste found in their moms crawlspace filled with spiders and covered in 20 years of dirt/dust
two men standing in a dark room with the words give me one thousand dollars on the screen
ALT: two men standing in a dark room with the words give me one thousand dollars on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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gabrielenguard.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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block-618.com
oh BROTHER...
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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edzitron.com
Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.

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Cassandra Unchained & @michaeljburry X.com Calling for pics and proof of Nvidia GPUs being warehoused in mass quantities In the US but also overseas. Some have reached out to me already. And it is getting interesting. But I need more. Kakashii @kakashiii111• 8h To give a little more context ahead of my post next week, here is some rough simple math: Let's assume everything Jensen says is true (including reading thousands of emails a day): Jensen said 6 million Blackwell GPUs have shipped. Since Blackwell is out, Nvidia reported 111B x.com/kakashiii111/s... Show more w Generation In-Service (New Build and Expansi ally Strong Demand for e Blackwell NVL72 en by Two Exponentials more than half a trillion dollars in Blackwell and Rubin revenue ough CY2026 (so far) 5X Hopper's lifetime revenue $0.5T+ 20M GPUs Shipped 6M GPUS August 2025 January - August 2025 Cumulative of ts Installed Capacity (MW) No. of Installed Units Capacity (MW) 0 3 -40 888 61 3,095 0 0 3 20 0 1 4 474 27 3,775 0 1 3
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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edzitron.com
ed zitron the smiling man
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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edzitron.com
This is the conclusion, which I'm pulling out from behind the paywall because it'll probably be a free newsletter or podcast one day. I think the AI era is a reckoning for the tech industry, one where consumers finally realize they're being abused.
And I fundamentally believe the generative AI era is one where the tech industry has gone too far. Regular people are furious about AI - they hate it, it upsets them, it’s revolting, in part because of what it does, in part because it’s being forced upon them everywhere. It feels like the final insult from a tech industry that fundamentally turned on the customer, the ugliest form of the Rot Economy that defied consumers’ wants and needs in favor of what would inspire a market disconnected from any real value creation. They’ve watched the tech industry spend 10 years making its products worse as a means of expressing growth, and then crested that era by adding the world’s least-reliable, most-annoying software in ways that have become all but unavoidable. Technology is no longer synonymous with progress, but with a kind of parasitic gaslighting that tells us that if we don’t pray at the feet of whoever “the geniuses” are at any given time that we’re morons, that we’ll get replaced, that we’ll be poor, jobless, ignorant or unworthy of having any part of the future. The products being made by the tech industry no longer feel like they’re made for any living human being, but the abstraction of a person created in the mind of a product manager in Palo Alto or a venture capitalist that hasn’t set foot in a city in a decade. These people believe that the best products at the ones that must be forced upon users, who in turn will adapt to how the product works versus making products that solve a problem that a customer already has. Silicon Valley no longer leads us - it attacks us with ideas until we either give in or are tricked into engaging with Copilot on Word or Gemini on Google Docs or accidentally brush an AI button or because our bosses tell us “you need to be AI-first” without knowing what the fuck that means. The tech industry is well-known for finding ways to keep people on platforms, but has never had to face an era where it had to get people to come bac…
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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mondyspartan.bsky.social
Forever maximalism
celechii.itch.io noé @celechii.itch.io · Nov 29
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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revolverunit.bsky.social
Great engineering minds are hard at work
Repeated Failure Yesterday at 1:35 PM The Rent Reducer 9000: A gun in a box disguising it as a free little library. A raspberry pi scrapes Zillow for open houses nearby. During open house hours, it tells a starter pistol/cap gun to fire a few times. Seen here at an art thing I brought it to.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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muzyoshi.posts.art
Therapy
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM