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Suzy
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Often found swearing at seeds, playing D&D or gongoozling over a beer. Lincoln, UK — [she/her]

Orange lad is Tedward, he doesn't have a brain.

blogging about my cancer hole: blog.suz.al
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NEW BLOG: yoga for cancer, not like, yoga that gives you cancer, but like, a nice supportive floor time bit.ly/4psd0h6
There is no answer
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Booked at day trip on our holiday in the canaries that includes looking at a volcano and a wine tasting. What else would you want?
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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this is more christmassy than your poxy ai drinks ad
CCTV captures fox and otter’s tour of Lincoln city centre
A wildlife expert says the footage of the animals wandering past shops and bars is
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Selling for a friend who's having a Time™ if anyone wants a copy of Grayson Perry's Sketchbooks. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/27752376...
Pardon our interruption...
www.ebay.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
NEW BLOG: yoga for cancer, not like, yoga that gives you cancer, but like, a nice supportive floor time bit.ly/4psd0h6
There is no answer
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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You're not asking trans people. You're asking all people. This affects us all. Anyone could be barred from services based on appearance. Since, surprisingly we all have a fecking appearance

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance
The new code of practice on access to single-sex services cannot gain legal force until it gets sign-off from ministers.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Anyone can be banned then. I've been mistaken for a man, a trans man and a trans woman before.

It's encumbent on all of us to make this as unworkable as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Accidentally walked twice the distance to work because I forgot the roadworks also cover the path.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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A man is driving his son in a car. The car crashes and the boy is rushed to hospital. When they arrive, the surgeon says "I cannot operate on this boy, for he is my son". How can this be?

ANSWER: Gay dads.
June 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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There's a lot of talk about loneliness coming my way from various angles at the moment. I've written about this in the past:

boakandbailey.com/2022/05/pubs...

But here are a few more thoughts... 🧵
Pubs and loneliness
How do you make friends when you’re in your forties? Instinctively, I feel as if the pub must be the answer.
boakandbailey.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The problem with AI branding is that it's two types of shit. Shit that's existed for years being rebranded as AI, and GenAI which steals copywritten material which is called AI. And we are meant to just bend over and have a robot fuck us in the ass or just pretend that a robot fucked us in the ass.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
he's thinkin about the fallen @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Can't charge my car at ikea because there's a fucking tesla parked there... Not charging.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My mom is fretting about my car being charged enough so now it's plugged into my granddad's living room.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Found a new yoga class to try tonight. Looking forward to it but literally LAST NIGHT they had their first yoga for cancer class. Missed it by a day 🤦‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"can it summerise this YouTube video??"

No one wants that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
our cyberpunk dystopia rpg just merged seemlessly into real world conversation 😮‍💨
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Roses are red
Their thorns can cause pain
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My first experience of Vault City was pre covid when a mesmerisingly hot bartender brought out a bottle of a mango something for us to share cause we'd been chatting beer for a while and she wanted me to try it. Now that memory is tainted... with piss. How dare.
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I no longer miss working in beer
Fuck off on so many levels
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM