Charlotte
@rocketqueened.bsky.social
Pulling pints, talking shit, wrangling chalk pens and causing trouble for @indierabble and @ahoppyplace | she/her
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They still haven't accepted that the South lost, so no.
do they know sauron loses
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They still haven't accepted that the South lost, so no.
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
@irishoutsider.bsky.social @sidslim.bsky.social I found a dive bar meme thread and all of these made me think of yous xo
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@irishoutsider.bsky.social @sidslim.bsky.social I found a dive bar meme thread and all of these made me think of yous xo
Ally and I were just approached by an elderly man at the pub who was attending a private function in the back room. "Want some leftover fish sticks from the buffet? They're fresh, I promise"
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ally and I were just approached by an elderly man at the pub who was attending a private function in the back room. "Want some leftover fish sticks from the buffet? They're fresh, I promise"
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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"Give them a moment, for fucks sake."
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"Give them a moment, for fucks sake."
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the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot
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I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
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Nicki Minaj's brother sentenced to 25 years for child rape - BBC News
Jelani Maraj was found guilty of predatory sexual assault against a child and child endangerment.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
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Stilling heart rate, achieving full slug, firing rounds of rennies into the sun. New Boxing Day bastard for @pelliclemag.com. Read if you like here: www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Stilling heart rate, achieving full slug, firing rounds of rennies into the sun. New Boxing Day bastard for @pelliclemag.com. Read if you like here: www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/12...
Pet Sounds, Revolver, The River and Rum, Sodomy & The Lash are all Christmas albums and no I will not elaborate.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Pet Sounds, Revolver, The River and Rum, Sodomy & The Lash are all Christmas albums and no I will not elaborate.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.
Oh hi Mark.
Oh hi Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.
Oh hi Mark.
Oh hi Mark.
ONE OF OUR REGULARS MADE GINGER SNAPS. I LOVE MY JOB.
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ONE OF OUR REGULARS MADE GINGER SNAPS. I LOVE MY JOB.
We've reached the point where all my customers are wishing eachother (and me) a Merry Christmas every ten minutes. Consider my heart warmed. Why, yes, I will take one for myself. Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We've reached the point where all my customers are wishing eachother (and me) a Merry Christmas every ten minutes. Consider my heart warmed. Why, yes, I will take one for myself. Merry Christmas.
What a day. I think I fancy a pint.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What a day. I think I fancy a pint.
I was raised to believe in myself so I do think I can accomplish anything I set my mind to, EXCEPT "woo-hoo"ing at the right parts in Walk Of Life
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I was raised to believe in myself so I do think I can accomplish anything I set my mind to, EXCEPT "woo-hoo"ing at the right parts in Walk Of Life
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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Goldilocks waking up:
Holy shit Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goldilocks waking up:
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The seasons are greeting
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The seasons are greeting
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I logged on to LinkedIn and saw lots of hospitality “leaders” complaining about the rise in the minimum wage, got mad about it, wrote a column about it, felt marginally better.
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Bare minimum
Taking a seat inside a popular central Manchester bar, I scroll my finger down the menu, deciding what to order for lunch. Opting for a double cheeseb...
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December 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I logged on to LinkedIn and saw lots of hospitality “leaders” complaining about the rise in the minimum wage, got mad about it, wrote a column about it, felt marginally better.
wb.camra.org.uk/2025/12/17/b...
wb.camra.org.uk/2025/12/17/b...
Small child with toy drum in Windsor central station: loudest noise ever recorded. Impressed by the parent's patience.
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Small child with toy drum in Windsor central station: loudest noise ever recorded. Impressed by the parent's patience.
My favourite thing about Gremlins is that Phoebe Cates just keeps serving the pissed-up gremlins. That's a true Christmas season hospitality worker right there.
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My favourite thing about Gremlins is that Phoebe Cates just keeps serving the pissed-up gremlins. That's a true Christmas season hospitality worker right there.
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
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love starting a carol with "god rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay", it's the equivalent of starting a phone call with "okay so it's all fine, DON'T freak out"
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
love starting a carol with "god rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay", it's the equivalent of starting a phone call with "okay so it's all fine, DON'T freak out"
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Boromir would own NFTs for sure
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Boromir would own NFTs for sure