Susanna
@susannajechpaul.bsky.social
writer & improviser | unapologetically autistic✨✨✨ | always down to hear about your hyperfixations & special interests | Stanford & UMD alum | she/her
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Susanna
@susannajechpaul.bsky.social
· Nov 27
had such an uplifting Autism chat today with @autisticbooks.bsky.social!!
I shared the heartbreak of showing #autisticjoy only to be mocked & scorned
& we sat for a moment w the collective trauma of that all-too-common experience in the autistic community -
then she lifted me up with this reminder:
I shared the heartbreak of showing #autisticjoy only to be mocked & scorned
& we sat for a moment w the collective trauma of that all-too-common experience in the autistic community -
then she lifted me up with this reminder:
random guy saw me trying to take a selfie w this big gorgeous Christmas tree and offered to take my photo
Thanks! i said. That way I can get the whole tree in the frame, yay!!!🎄🌟
His photo:
Thanks! i said. That way I can get the whole tree in the frame, yay!!!🎄🌟
His photo:
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
random guy saw me trying to take a selfie w this big gorgeous Christmas tree and offered to take my photo
Thanks! i said. That way I can get the whole tree in the frame, yay!!!🎄🌟
His photo:
Thanks! i said. That way I can get the whole tree in the frame, yay!!!🎄🌟
His photo:
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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favorite thrift store was having a 30% off apparel sale so i came home with five (5!!) comfy cardigans
if u need me btwn now and spring i’ll be in the study smoking a pipe and reading james joyce
if u need me btwn now and spring i’ll be in the study smoking a pipe and reading james joyce
November 8, 2023 at 10:33 PM
favorite thrift store was having a 30% off apparel sale so i came home with five (5!!) comfy cardigans
if u need me btwn now and spring i’ll be in the study smoking a pipe and reading james joyce
if u need me btwn now and spring i’ll be in the study smoking a pipe and reading james joyce
autumn vineyard ❤️✨🍇
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autumn vineyard ❤️✨🍇
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
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A lot of you believe in eugenics because it’s the only facet to white supremacy and racism you have access to because if pain and suffering were the prerequisites to not having reproductive choice then no one other than straight, white, Nondisabled men would exist.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A lot of you believe in eugenics because it’s the only facet to white supremacy and racism you have access to because if pain and suffering were the prerequisites to not having reproductive choice then no one other than straight, white, Nondisabled men would exist.
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your list of revolutionary deeds you swore in 11th grade US History class you'd totally engage in should our fine democracy ever descend into totalitarianism
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your list of revolutionary deeds you swore in 11th grade US History class you'd totally engage in should our fine democracy ever descend into totalitarianism
you guys I was shopping the travel section at CVS and to the right of sunscreen, directly under condoms and travel-size lube was
✨a compact vibrator✨
… in the travel section
…at CVS
am I out of touch for being totally surprised by this?
(pleasantly surprised but yes, very surprised)
✨a compact vibrator✨
… in the travel section
…at CVS
am I out of touch for being totally surprised by this?
(pleasantly surprised but yes, very surprised)
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
you guys I was shopping the travel section at CVS and to the right of sunscreen, directly under condoms and travel-size lube was
✨a compact vibrator✨
… in the travel section
…at CVS
am I out of touch for being totally surprised by this?
(pleasantly surprised but yes, very surprised)
✨a compact vibrator✨
… in the travel section
…at CVS
am I out of touch for being totally surprised by this?
(pleasantly surprised but yes, very surprised)
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Good things are possible and we don't have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&M's
Oh wait, it said ruin?
S&M's
Oh wait, it said ruin?
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&M's
Oh wait, it said ruin?
S&M's
Oh wait, it said ruin?
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Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Swedish fist
Swedish fist
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Mars Jars
Mars Jars
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Buttorfingers
Buttorfingers
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Hershey’s Piss
Hershey’s Piss
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Starwurst
Starwurst
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Buttorfingers
Buttorfingers
my bestie once dated a guy who dressed as the protagonist from the novel he was writing & spent Halloween sharing details of this character’s life to anyone who would listen
in spite of (no, because of!) this, she married him ❤️❤️
and would you believe… both of their kids are autistic
🧡✨🎃⭐️😁
in spite of (no, because of!) this, she married him ❤️❤️
and would you believe… both of their kids are autistic
🧡✨🎃⭐️😁
Lloyd Didcot, 45, was reportedly “shocked and outraged” when not a single judge correctly identified that he was dressed as Paul Tanner, second trombonist in the Glen Miller Orchestra and inventor of the Electro-Theramin.
Robbed! Autistic man’s niche Halloween costume inexplicably fails to win contest
An autistic man has demanded a recount after his hyper-specific Halloween costume failed to impress judges at a costume contest. Lloyd Didcot, 45, was reportedly “shocked and outraged” when not a…
thedailytism.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
my bestie once dated a guy who dressed as the protagonist from the novel he was writing & spent Halloween sharing details of this character’s life to anyone who would listen
in spite of (no, because of!) this, she married him ❤️❤️
and would you believe… both of their kids are autistic
🧡✨🎃⭐️😁
in spite of (no, because of!) this, she married him ❤️❤️
and would you believe… both of their kids are autistic
🧡✨🎃⭐️😁
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Or, take that same money, partner with the grocery stores, and set up food banks outside each location.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Or, take that same money, partner with the grocery stores, and set up food banks outside each location.
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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.
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“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
there r many contenders & the race is tight but the thing I find MOST troubling abt RFK Jr is that he's probably autistic & doesn't know it
friends hear me now, believe me later:
undx'd, self-hating autistics cause some of THE GREATEST HARMS TO THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
this is ableism in its essence
friends hear me now, believe me later:
undx'd, self-hating autistics cause some of THE GREATEST HARMS TO THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
this is ableism in its essence
October 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
there r many contenders & the race is tight but the thing I find MOST troubling abt RFK Jr is that he's probably autistic & doesn't know it
friends hear me now, believe me later:
undx'd, self-hating autistics cause some of THE GREATEST HARMS TO THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
this is ableism in its essence
friends hear me now, believe me later:
undx'd, self-hating autistics cause some of THE GREATEST HARMS TO THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
this is ableism in its essence
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Black autistic women need support too 👌🏽
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Black autistic women need support too 👌🏽
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Trolling each other since 1054
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trolling each other since 1054
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Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
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This is the future liberals want
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is the future liberals want