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July 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Important to know that these cuts kick in right after the 2026 midterms. That’s how you know they know it’s bad.
July 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Important to know that these cuts kick in right after the 2026 midterms. That’s how you know they know it’s bad.
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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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Happy 43rd birthday, John Carpenter's THE THING!
June 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy 43rd birthday, John Carpenter's THE THING!
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On that note, these 128 spineless shits couldn't be bothered to back impeaching Trump. Go see if yours is there, and do some stuff. See if there's a primary challenger, make a call, tell them it ain't them next year unless they start doing shit this year.
June 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
On that note, these 128 spineless shits couldn't be bothered to back impeaching Trump. Go see if yours is there, and do some stuff. See if there's a primary challenger, make a call, tell them it ain't them next year unless they start doing shit this year.
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I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
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ICE denied U.S. Reps. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) and Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) entry into it’s facility in Chicago.
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ICE denied U.S. Reps. Raja Krishnamoorthi (D-IL) and Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) entry into it’s facility in Chicago.
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Ready for tomorrow...courtesy of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant
June 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant
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Need this outfit for watering my plants
June 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Need this outfit for watering my plants
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please stand and salute the flag 🫡
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
please stand and salute the flag 🫡
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List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information:
Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
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Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
January 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information:
Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744
Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004
Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521
1/17
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As you watch ICE terrorize Los Angeles, remember: private prison companies are going to get very, very rich off Trump's cruelty.
The Truth About the U.S. Border | Robert Reich
The full story about immigration you aren't getting from politicians and the media. Watch More: The Military-Industrial
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June 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As you watch ICE terrorize Los Angeles, remember: private prison companies are going to get very, very rich off Trump's cruelty.
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June 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage
June 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage
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learn your history, besties
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
learn your history, besties
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CALL. YOUR. REPS.
May 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
CALL. YOUR. REPS.
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Fresh fish, caught with bear hands
May 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Fresh fish, caught with bear hands
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Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"