Ich nichten lichten
banner
sudo-lindenberg.bsky.social
Ich nichten lichten
@sudo-lindenberg.bsky.social
Nova Scotia
SVP for Vapourware
Three-time winner of the Stakhanovite medal for labour valour
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Kyrie pushing the robot to the ground is funny enough but him offering his hand to help it back up like it's a real person fucking sent me
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Google maps has updated imagery for some parts of Ukraine, but not others, so there are these crazy before/after images in some places, like Bahkmut
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good they did this, but I've never understood why house numbers in Nova Scotia are this bizarre quasi-private thing - someone from the government should just come and put up one of these at every residence, no cost, no opt-out
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Dozens of West Dalhousie properties receive new civic signs through new initiative | CBC News
The lack of civic signs made it more difficult for firefighters to pinpoint locations during the wildfire earlier this year.
www.cbc.ca
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Ladies and gentlemen, make sure to keep your elbows firmly up while inside the vehicles bound for a country that's going to use them to illegally kidnap innocent men, women, and children share.google/ANhrgIX5WcIm...
ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb...
share.google
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as Microsoft project managers love secretly adding new startup applications
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ah yeah yeah, sheaves in the SLUB allocator, of course
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wikipedia year in review - Uranus feels like a joke at my expense but I know it's true
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It is so easy for Americans to get away with war crimes, yet these people are so stupid and evil they might still find the right combo to actually get held accountable
There is absolutely no bottom. They will kill and murder and steal and break the law and laugh at every rule and institution until they are stopped. They think they are all-powerful and all conventional rules of morality and legality do not apply to them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Between diffusion models and LLMs, tech has inflated a trillion dollar bubble around automating activities that have immense social and cultural capital—writing, art, photography—but little actual capital. It’s harmful to education, culture, and society with minimal overall benefit
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Also a category that includes his mother, paternal grandparents, and two of his three wives. But of course that's different, because neither he nor de facto President Miller actually care about immigration as such. They care about racism, and it's a farce to concede the pretense it's anything else.
Trump makes the outrageous claim that “most” immigrants, which include over 25 million U.S. citizens, “are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels.”

As insulting as the “deplorables” comment, and on Thanksgiving day no less.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
jesus christ carney sucks so much
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
We've fallen into an anti-immigration, anti-climate, short-sighted economic doofus era, brought to you by the guy who we thought was a smart policy wonk.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The largest moons of the three outermost planets are named Titan, Titania, and Triton. Why do scientists hate us? Titan vs Titania especially is a travesty
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
Only the best people!
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
How is this not just fraud?
I first saw Microsoft's TV ad about "The computer you can talk to" during an NFL game. So I spent a week talking to the Copilot AI in Windows 11. Surely, it must be easy to replicate the specific tasks Microsoft wants millions of people to see...

Right? RIGHT??

www.theverge.com/report/82244...
Talking to Windows’ Copilot AI makes a computer feel incompetent
Hey Copilot, are you useful yet?
www.theverge.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wolves in BC have figured out how to pull crab traps and eat the crabs youtu.be/m83QSW1dZKI?...
Video captures first evidence of possible tool-use by wolves in B.C.
YouTube video by The Canadian Press
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Ich nichten lichten
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM