Suburban Gen-X Dad
@suburbangenxdad.bsky.social
Dad. Single. Angry. Sad. Wading into the weird waters of dating apps while watching democracy collapse. Avi is me.
Pinned
It's me.
Hi.
I'm the angry suburban Gen X dad who fucked up his marriage by not knowing how to communicate, is trying to work on himself, navigating dating apps, and still holding hope he can win his wife back.
It's me.
👋
Hi.
I'm the angry suburban Gen X dad who fucked up his marriage by not knowing how to communicate, is trying to work on himself, navigating dating apps, and still holding hope he can win his wife back.
It's me.
👋
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people are often scared of bumblebees but i’m only worried about tinderwasps and hingescorpions
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
people are often scared of bumblebees but i’m only worried about tinderwasps and hingescorpions
Suburban kids' birthday parties are a buffet of mombods.
June 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Suburban kids' birthday parties are a buffet of mombods.
Still waiting to learn the coping skill for when I'm feeling lonely every night.
June 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Still waiting to learn the coping skill for when I'm feeling lonely every night.
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Zima walked so White Claw could run
June 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Zima walked so White Claw could run
Klonopin take me awaaaaaaaay
June 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Klonopin take me awaaaaaaaay
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Me in my 20s (with the body of a porn star): omg I’m so fat and ugly
Me in my 50s (with the body of an elderly rhino): I AM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS TO WALK THE EARTH
Me in my 50s (with the body of an elderly rhino): I AM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS TO WALK THE EARTH
April 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me in my 20s (with the body of a porn star): omg I’m so fat and ugly
Me in my 50s (with the body of an elderly rhino): I AM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS TO WALK THE EARTH
Me in my 50s (with the body of an elderly rhino): I AM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS TO WALK THE EARTH
There's no drafts folder for skeets?
You really just have to send them out raw into the world?
You really just have to send them out raw into the world?
two men are sitting in front of a crowd and one of them is talking on a phone
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd and one of them is talking on a phone
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There's no drafts folder for skeets?
You really just have to send them out raw into the world?
You really just have to send them out raw into the world?
My special diet is vagitarian.
June 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My special diet is vagitarian.
Does baring your heart in therapy count as cardio?
June 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Does baring your heart in therapy count as cardio?
Just @ me next time.
A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
June 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Just @ me next time.
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A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
June 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
My anxiety/depression combo finally landed me in the emergency room.
Only took 50 years of life.
Only took 50 years of life.
June 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My anxiety/depression combo finally landed me in the emergency room.
Only took 50 years of life.
Only took 50 years of life.
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Right before I'm going to do something stupid. I mumble to myself YOU IDIOT then do it anyways.
June 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Right before I'm going to do something stupid. I mumble to myself YOU IDIOT then do it anyways.
Me: my mind is in chaos right now and I need to go to sleep. I wonder if I have anything that can help in the medicine box?
*Takes 1mg of Ativan*
My brain: don't fucking insult me.
*Takes 1mg of Ativan*
My brain: don't fucking insult me.
June 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me: my mind is in chaos right now and I need to go to sleep. I wonder if I have anything that can help in the medicine box?
*Takes 1mg of Ativan*
My brain: don't fucking insult me.
*Takes 1mg of Ativan*
My brain: don't fucking insult me.
Folks, if you're separated from your spouse, don't keep living together. I know the economy sucks, but just don't. It's confusing as fuck.
June 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Folks, if you're separated from your spouse, don't keep living together. I know the economy sucks, but just don't. It's confusing as fuck.
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I’m at the don’t want to die but don’t see the point of living either part of this depressive episode which is nice
April 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’m at the don’t want to die but don’t see the point of living either part of this depressive episode which is nice
Sorry, I can't go on a date Monday at 6 pm. I have my panic attack scheduled for that time. How about Wednesday at 7?
June 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sorry, I can't go on a date Monday at 6 pm. I have my panic attack scheduled for that time. How about Wednesday at 7?
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I'm a mess.
But I could be your mess.
But I could be your mess.
June 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm a mess.
But I could be your mess.
But I could be your mess.
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[Sext] wanna mash our aging, doughy bodies together until they're damp?
May 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
[Sext] wanna mash our aging, doughy bodies together until they're damp?
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Detective: Cause of death?
Detective Bon Jovi, looking directly at suspect: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Detective Bon Jovi, looking directly at suspect: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
May 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Detective: Cause of death?
Detective Bon Jovi, looking directly at suspect: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Detective Bon Jovi, looking directly at suspect: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
I went to the backyard and saw a firefly.
It brought me serenity.
It brought me serenity.
May 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I went to the backyard and saw a firefly.
It brought me serenity.
It brought me serenity.
It's been radio silence from me all week.
None of the ladies on the roster have texted to check on me.
Not even a good morning.
Tells me everything I need to know.
None of the ladies on the roster have texted to check on me.
Not even a good morning.
Tells me everything I need to know.
May 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's been radio silence from me all week.
None of the ladies on the roster have texted to check on me.
Not even a good morning.
Tells me everything I need to know.
None of the ladies on the roster have texted to check on me.
Not even a good morning.
Tells me everything I need to know.