Not a Billionaire
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Baby Shoes
Never Worn
Giant Baby
Never Worn
Giant Baby
Pinned
*sigh* “If only there was some way to get in touch with that depressing grocery dad…”
- Woman with a faraway look in her eyes (no bra)
- Woman with a faraway look in her eyes (no bra)
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they probably just thought of it as a regular mash
April 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
they probably just thought of it as a regular mash
Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
February 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
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i want to visit italy just to experience a meatball fight
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i want to visit italy just to experience a meatball fight
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is cancelling your fire insurance
January 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is cancelling your fire insurance
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the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…
January 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…
McRibbed condoms, for MY pleasure
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
McRibbed condoms, for MY pleasure
I got that dawg in me I ate a dawg
December 29, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I got that dawg in me I ate a dawg
“See you later this year”
- Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice
- Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice
December 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
“See you later this year”
- Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice
- Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice
The early bird does the worm.
- Diligent Break-dancer and/or bird pervert
- Diligent Break-dancer and/or bird pervert
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
The early bird does the worm.
- Diligent Break-dancer and/or bird pervert
- Diligent Break-dancer and/or bird pervert
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
I hate how the only thing they play between Thanksgiving and New Years is Christmas porn
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I hate how the only thing they play between Thanksgiving and New Years is Christmas porn
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She can probably guess she's getting combs for Christmas because I keep saying "don't sell your hair for my gift this year"
December 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
She can probably guess she's getting combs for Christmas because I keep saying "don't sell your hair for my gift this year"
Carol of the Bells may have the most dramatic dong when it comes to music, but real life is a lot more complicated than that my friend
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Carol of the Bells may have the most dramatic dong when it comes to music, but real life is a lot more complicated than that my friend
Master: There are two wolves inside you
Student: *Dies because he’s full of wolves*
Student: *Dies because he’s full of wolves*
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Master: There are two wolves inside you
Student: *Dies because he’s full of wolves*
Student: *Dies because he’s full of wolves*
Just went caroling, found fifteen women named Carol. I’m pretty good at this!
December 12, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Just went caroling, found fifteen women named Carol. I’m pretty good at this!
Hey guys, I’m back after being offline for a week! So what’s up? Just normal stuff?
December 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Hey guys, I’m back after being offline for a week! So what’s up? Just normal stuff?
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ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
July 23, 2023 at 5:20 PM
ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
MAN: *tambourine noise*
ME: great
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(looking at a fucked up leaf) me and you both, buddy
December 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
(looking at a fucked up leaf) me and you both, buddy
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Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot