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Baby Shoes
Never Worn
Giant Baby
Never Worn
Giant Baby
oldest story in the book
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
oldest story in the book
Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
February 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”
What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?
Asshole—he said that?
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Asshole—he said that?
in this economy?
February 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
in this economy?
“Oi bruv, founding fathers innit?”
February 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Oi bruv, founding fathers innit?”
“I wish I had worked less lol”
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I wish I had worked less lol”
love that guy
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
love that guy
Your peanut butter tweet was invented by George Washington Clever.
January 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Your peanut butter tweet was invented by George Washington Clever.
they got the same vibe
January 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
they got the same vibe
If this was in Central Pennsylvania they would burn that place to the ground
January 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If this was in Central Pennsylvania they would burn that place to the ground
but that’s how I fix them
January 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
but that’s how I fix them
nobody’s scared of maroon 1
January 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
nobody’s scared of maroon 1
short answer, no
long answer, yes
long answer, yes
January 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
short answer, no
long answer, yes
long answer, yes
*Amy Sherman-Palladino takes off top hat, dons pointy witch hat*
January 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*Amy Sherman-Palladino takes off top hat, dons pointy witch hat*
“You look like a 9 inch cake in a 6 inch pan”
- Boomer uncle
- Boomer uncle
January 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“You look like a 9 inch cake in a 6 inch pan”
- Boomer uncle
- Boomer uncle
oldest story in the book
January 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
oldest story in the book