stupid magic motherfucker
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come on, hank.
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i know where someone can saw a beam to improve this country immeasurably
Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i know where someone can saw a beam to improve this country immeasurably
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this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
interviewed for a job that I'd totally whip ass at and, upon advancing to the second round, the committee whipped out a bunch of AI shit that wasn't in the job description. i definitely wouldn't have applied if it had been and I'm so sick of this job market, the AI push, and, frankly, lazy idiots
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
interviewed for a job that I'd totally whip ass at and, upon advancing to the second round, the committee whipped out a bunch of AI shit that wasn't in the job description. i definitely wouldn't have applied if it had been and I'm so sick of this job market, the AI push, and, frankly, lazy idiots
overwhelming sentimentality hours
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
overwhelming sentimentality hours
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The mouse that my coworker tried to murder has been rescued. It's currently eating some peanut butter off of a cracker. We will release it into the wild when Christ returns.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The mouse that my coworker tried to murder has been rescued. It's currently eating some peanut butter off of a cracker. We will release it into the wild when Christ returns.
i'm not willing to share my workout with others because it's fucking bonkers and if a normal person did it, they'd be hella jacked. unfortunately, i do it while also eating massive amounts of gluten-free, non-dairy sweets and just look like a marshmallow woman-thingy
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i'm not willing to share my workout with others because it's fucking bonkers and if a normal person did it, they'd be hella jacked. unfortunately, i do it while also eating massive amounts of gluten-free, non-dairy sweets and just look like a marshmallow woman-thingy
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Things I think about:
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Things I think about:
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
Getting smashed by a boulder
Getting exploded by a claymore
Getting shot out of a cannon
Huge brick falling on my skull
is the internet even worth it any more
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
is the internet even worth it any more
my boyfriend does everything in the world for us and i'm just some lump
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my boyfriend does everything in the world for us and i'm just some lump
there are no wolves inside of me. only esoteric compulsions transferred from great medieval mystics.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
there are no wolves inside of me. only esoteric compulsions transferred from great medieval mystics.
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
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midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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Absolute must read on the AI bailout-in-progress: apparently it's not enough that lifetimes of human ingenuity and creativity have been stolen and enclosed to create generative AI and balloon billionaire wealth - much more public looting is in store...
This week Open AI walked back a call for the govt to backstop financing for its trillion dollar investments in data centers. This was only the tip of the iceberg; a slow bailout for AI firms is already underway. Read more from @ambakak.bsky.social and I in @wsj.com: www.wsj.com/opinion/you-...
Opinion | You May Already Be Bailing Out the AI Business
Washington is treating the industry as if it’s too big to fail, even as the market sends lukewarm signals.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Absolute must read on the AI bailout-in-progress: apparently it's not enough that lifetimes of human ingenuity and creativity have been stolen and enclosed to create generative AI and balloon billionaire wealth - much more public looting is in store...
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obviously you only sell almost $6 billion in stock when you're certain a company is going to get even more valuable
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
obviously you only sell almost $6 billion in stock when you're certain a company is going to get even more valuable
can something good please fucking happen
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can something good please fucking happen
I really, really need several of those dudes to die. Immediately.
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I really, really need several of those dudes to die. Immediately.
@cramptoe.bsky.social is the real smoked fish czar
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@cramptoe.bsky.social is the real smoked fish czar
whew what a depressing week
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
whew what a depressing week
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Near Flesh by Katherine Dunn, best known for Geek Love, is a wonderful posthumous collection (her first). This feels like a cohesive and high-quality selection to me, not just something cobbled together to put out another book. More thoughts in the alt text.
October 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Near Flesh by Katherine Dunn, best known for Geek Love, is a wonderful posthumous collection (her first). This feels like a cohesive and high-quality selection to me, not just something cobbled together to put out another book. More thoughts in the alt text.
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me watching Ireland give UBI to artists through my USAmerican bars
October 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
me watching Ireland give UBI to artists through my USAmerican bars
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Posted to the Southern Reach Reddit...
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Posted to the Southern Reach Reddit...
got an interview for a job that i would not like but would potentially pay 20–30k more so I'm going to try my best
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
got an interview for a job that i would not like but would potentially pay 20–30k more so I'm going to try my best