Franklin Delano Runtheball
Franklin Delano Runtheball
@studentbodyleftist.bsky.social
They’re still humping that #Fitzmagic fad huh
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social it took Gus Johnson all of one minute to drop a “how’d we get so lucky! MAN, OH MANISCHEWITZ!” on the Big 10 broadcast.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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in the midst of our supposed campaign against Venezuelan drug traffickers the President of the United States has chosen to pardon the Former President of Honduras, freeing him from his long prison sentence earned for trafficking more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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congratulations to the Dems for moving from just useless to actively cruel
With only 59 votes in, enough Democrats have joined Republicans in support of cloture that we can confirm the bill will become law in a form harsher than when first introduced.

- Kelly (AZ)
- Gallego (AZ)
- Peters (MI)
- Slotkin (MI)
- Rosen (NV)
- Cortez-Masto (NV)
- Hassan (NH)
- Fetterman (PA)
Vote is ongoing right now. We'll see in moments whether or not the rising opposition against the bill has managed to halt it or not.
January 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Surely this will stop the GOP attacks on Democrats as weak on immigration! Let's celebrate. Lucy, get the football.
With only 59 votes in, enough Democrats have joined Republicans in support of cloture that we can confirm the bill will become law in a form harsher than when first introduced.

- Kelly (AZ)
- Gallego (AZ)
- Peters (MI)
- Slotkin (MI)
- Rosen (NV)
- Cortez-Masto (NV)
- Hassan (NH)
- Fetterman (PA)
Vote is ongoing right now. We'll see in moments whether or not the rising opposition against the bill has managed to halt it or not.
January 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature.
in retrospect, one of the funniest headlines of all time
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It’s the same way they talk about Palestinians. It’s the same way they talk about Black people. It’s the same way they talk about queer people. It’s a genocidal mindset that must be resisted with all our might.
Absolutely wild what some Republican officials feel comfortable saying about California while the LA fires are still burning. If Adam Schiff talked like this about Texas in the middle of a major disaster, he would be rightfully hounded into giving a groveling apology.
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hot Santa in the Target ad… recession is coming
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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i am personally thrilled that our laws allow psychotic busybody prudes to ban books at will
“hey siri, what is the opposite of true?” www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
September 28, 2023 at 12:22 PM
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Left: Former chairman of the Federalist Society's Environment and Property Rights Practice Group

Right: Former chairman of the Federalist Society's Federalism and Separation of Powers Practice Group
August 25, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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Wow: SELF magazine has published a series called “Let Them Play,” featuring stories about trans youth and sports, written and edited entirely by queer and trans people.

This is how you change media.

www.self.com/package/let-...
August 25, 2023 at 2:32 PM
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This is what happens to books written by conservatives when the astroturf machine gets turned off. There’s zero real interest, it’s just a mirage perpetuated by rich people to make you think their ideas are popular.
New Tucker Carlson Biography Bombs With Just 3,000 Copies Sold
While plenty of people are talking about Tucker Carlson's new biography by Chadwick Moore, the buzz did not translate to book sales.
www.mediaite.com
August 17, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Googling how to become a bluesky content farmer
August 14, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the “disruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.
At an end, your rule is. And not short enough, it was.
August 13, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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ai in hollywood (and everywhere else) is a union busting tactic

the goal isnt actually ai scripts, its execs telling writers every day "stop complaining or we'll replace you with a robot"
Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the “disruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.
At an end, your rule is. And not short enough, it was.
August 13, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I’m a Barbie boy
My name’s Kendall Roy
I’m daddy’s favorite
And I hate it
August 13, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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this is like a Peak Russell Westbrook graphic
August 10, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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Today is a good day to check on your parents and grandparents facebook activity to make sure they're not issuing credible threats to the President of the United States using minion memes
August 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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you know i am a professional commentator who does regularly read conservative writers but somehow i have never found myself promoting or favorably citing white supremacists in my columns and newsletters. weird huh?
August 6, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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Conservatives denying the existence of concussions until they could be used to manipulate a newspaper into publishing anti-trans propaganda was, in retrospect, inevitable
There's absolutely a problem with concussions in volleyball as evinced by the experience of Hayley Hodson at Stanford,
but it has nothing whatsoever to do with the participation of trans athletes. You wouldn't know that from reading this morning's Charlotte Observer moral panic-inflaming story.
August 5, 2023 at 12:48 PM
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when the cops think a poor person has a joint they smash through the wall of their house with a tank, but when rich people flagrantly violate safety regulations they're like "oh please mr oligarch may we examine this building you aren't paying rent on? no? thanks anyway"
X / Twitter won't let city building inspectors check out the giant X logo on the roof of their HQ

inspectors have been denied access for the past two days upon visiting to inspect the structure
July 31, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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July 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM