Stuart Whitaker
@stuart-whitaker.bsky.social
The speed at which I move when that comedian who is *EVERYWHERE* invades my fucking telly *AGAIN*.
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The speed at which I move when that comedian who is *EVERYWHERE* invades my fucking telly *AGAIN*.
Nice to see Yoda resume employment in the copy writing department at Starbucks after the end of the Star Wars films.
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nice to see Yoda resume employment in the copy writing department at Starbucks after the end of the Star Wars films.
The draft for David Walliams’ new book.
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The draft for David Walliams’ new book.
How come Judi Love always sounds like she’s been pulled in for presenting mid way through an afternoon boozing session?
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How come Judi Love always sounds like she’s been pulled in for presenting mid way through an afternoon boozing session?
I mean, I’m sure they MEANT well coming up with this name ..
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I mean, I’m sure they MEANT well coming up with this name ..
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke
Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing
Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke
Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing
Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing
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Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
‘Are we gonna get our advance back?’
‘No.’
‘No.’
August 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
‘Are we gonna get our advance back?’
‘No.’
‘No.’
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Assuming this is a real trend (I’m sceptical), reading books to get laid is basically the liberal answer to Andrew Tate that people were calling for. But not Harry Potter
August 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Assuming this is a real trend (I’m sceptical), reading books to get laid is basically the liberal answer to Andrew Tate that people were calling for. But not Harry Potter
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Just want to say big thanks to those that have pre-ordered & really plugged this.
There's not been much shouting about it amongst the comic scene (just the cool ones) but bookshops have really helped 😙
It's gone smashing considering just my PR machine
There's not been much shouting about it amongst the comic scene (just the cool ones) but bookshops have really helped 😙
It's gone smashing considering just my PR machine
Would lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove
a few more pre-orders for possibly the greatest book ever made:
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/vintage-de...
Get a rock dog bookplate too!
#comics #book #books #zine #comicbook #selfpublishing #smallpress #illustration
a few more pre-orders for possibly the greatest book ever made:
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/vintage-de...
Get a rock dog bookplate too!
#comics #book #books #zine #comicbook #selfpublishing #smallpress #illustration
August 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just want to say big thanks to those that have pre-ordered & really plugged this.
There's not been much shouting about it amongst the comic scene (just the cool ones) but bookshops have really helped 😙
It's gone smashing considering just my PR machine
There's not been much shouting about it amongst the comic scene (just the cool ones) but bookshops have really helped 😙
It's gone smashing considering just my PR machine
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Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
Don't Be a Dick Pete: Amazon.co.uk: Heritage, Stuart: 9781784705213: Books
Buy Don't Be a Dick Pete by Heritage, Stuart (ISBN: 9781784705213) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
amzn.eu
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
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🚨NO TO WAR WITH IRAN🚨
Trump has directly bombed multiple sites in Iran. The UN calls it a ‘dangerous escalation’.
Keir Starmer has feebly responded that Iran must ‘return to the negotiating table.’
Sign the petition & tell him to oppose Trump’s war on Iran. 👇
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-tru...
Trump has directly bombed multiple sites in Iran. The UN calls it a ‘dangerous escalation’.
Keir Starmer has feebly responded that Iran must ‘return to the negotiating table.’
Sign the petition & tell him to oppose Trump’s war on Iran. 👇
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-tru...
Petition: Keir Starmer – Oppose Trump’s war on Iran
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
June 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
🚨NO TO WAR WITH IRAN🚨
Trump has directly bombed multiple sites in Iran. The UN calls it a ‘dangerous escalation’.
Keir Starmer has feebly responded that Iran must ‘return to the negotiating table.’
Sign the petition & tell him to oppose Trump’s war on Iran. 👇
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-tru...
Trump has directly bombed multiple sites in Iran. The UN calls it a ‘dangerous escalation’.
Keir Starmer has feebly responded that Iran must ‘return to the negotiating table.’
Sign the petition & tell him to oppose Trump’s war on Iran. 👇
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-tru...
Has anyone ever looked good on their Wikipedia entry photo?
May 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Has anyone ever looked good on their Wikipedia entry photo?
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Small Press Day is a huge event to promote new creators, comics, zines, writers & illustrators.
It's an indie-volunteer-run thing with no promotional budget.
Since the fall of Twitter, gaining followers on here is crucial to spread the news.
So please give it a follow. It's cool.
It's an indie-volunteer-run thing with no promotional budget.
Since the fall of Twitter, gaining followers on here is crucial to spread the news.
So please give it a follow. It's cool.
Save the date! We're celebrating 10 Years of Small Press Day on July 19th, 2025. smallpressday.co.uk
May 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Small Press Day is a huge event to promote new creators, comics, zines, writers & illustrators.
It's an indie-volunteer-run thing with no promotional budget.
Since the fall of Twitter, gaining followers on here is crucial to spread the news.
So please give it a follow. It's cool.
It's an indie-volunteer-run thing with no promotional budget.
Since the fall of Twitter, gaining followers on here is crucial to spread the news.
So please give it a follow. It's cool.
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To celebrate people voting for Reform, here is a cartoon from @privateeyenews.bsky.social from the general election
May 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
To celebrate people voting for Reform, here is a cartoon from @privateeyenews.bsky.social from the general election
Borne Supremacy
Lived supremacy
Paid taxes supremacy
Died supremacy.
Lived supremacy
Paid taxes supremacy
Died supremacy.
April 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Borne Supremacy
Lived supremacy
Paid taxes supremacy
Died supremacy.
Lived supremacy
Paid taxes supremacy
Died supremacy.
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Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
Wow. I guess everyone HAS now got a podcast.
March 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wow. I guess everyone HAS now got a podcast.
Me and my wife have just had a WhatsApp conversation where she tried to describe ‘Yackety Sax’ in an abstract sense and I was able to name it in two minutes and now I’m not sure if I don’t feel ashamed.
March 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me and my wife have just had a WhatsApp conversation where she tried to describe ‘Yackety Sax’ in an abstract sense and I was able to name it in two minutes and now I’m not sure if I don’t feel ashamed.
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Javier Milei just deleted from his socials every trace and photo of this June 2024 visit, during which he awarded Volodymyr Zelenskyy the Order of Freedom medal. ~AA
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Javier Milei just deleted from his socials every trace and photo of this June 2024 visit, during which he awarded Volodymyr Zelenskyy the Order of Freedom medal. ~AA