Stuart Heritage
@heritage.bsky.social
I write books for children and bald men
Wanting to punch everyone on The Traitors is a necessary stage of enjoying the show
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Wanting to punch everyone on The Traitors is a necessary stage of enjoying the show
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
Sometimes I really enjoy my job
The Liz Truss Show will confront the big issues of the day. For example: who on earth would watch Liz Truss? | Marina Hyde
The Liz Truss Show will confront the big issues of the day. For example: who on earth would watch Liz Truss? | Marina Hyde
Everyone’s favourite former PM is back! Her mission? To save Britain from its current ‘doomloop’ with, you guessed it, a YouTube talkshow, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sometimes I really enjoy my job
We're all watching earth from space today right? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Space Live: the new TV channel streaming absolutely spellbinding footage of Earth … forever
ITVX’s perpetual real-time broadcast from the International Space Station is awe-inspiring … until it gets boring. But even though it’s hard to watch for long, it’s a humbling reminder of who we are
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October 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
We're all watching earth from space today right? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt
Meet today’s breakout class: Maya Hawke, daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke. Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Zoë Kravitz, child of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz. John David Washington, Margaret Qualley, Dakota Johnson, Maude Apatow. Even Destry Spielberg is directing now.
Nepo: The Next Generation
Meet today’s breakout class: Maya Hawke, daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke. Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Zoë Kravitz, child of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz. John David Washington, Margaret Qualley, Dakota Johnson, Maude Apatow. Even Destry Spielberg is directing now.
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September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt
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In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.
August 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.
August 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.
Guy really wants a cake, huh
Tom Cruise reportedly declined the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors from Donald Trump due to "scheduling conflicts"→ cons.lv/2ZfNEF
August 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Guy really wants a cake, huh
Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
Don't Be a Dick Pete: Amazon.co.uk: Heritage, Stuart: 9781784705213: Books
Buy Don't Be a Dick Pete by Heritage, Stuart (ISBN: 9781784705213) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?
Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out
May 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out
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“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.” @heritage.bsky.social
Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland’s Cursed Music Festival, Is Now For Sale
But who on earth will buy it?
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May 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.” @heritage.bsky.social
The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
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April 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...
This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave
Oh this is nice
We are thrilled to be announcing the wonderful Longlist for the 2025 #AlligatorsAward, in partnership with The Bright Agency and Gardners. Heartiest of congratulations to all the authors, illustrators, and publishers!
More info: thealligatorsmouth.co.uk/award
More info: thealligatorsmouth.co.uk/award
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Oh this is nice
Quote from Conan O'Brien in the press release about him returning for next year's Oscars:
“The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
“The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
March 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Quote from Conan O'Brien in the press release about him returning for next year's Oscars:
“The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
“The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
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“You are busy, life is short, and you don’t want your final thought on earth to be one of regret that you once spent several hours watching Meghan Markle make a daisy chain.” @heritage.bsky.social
Meghan Markle's "With Love, Meghan": A Cheeky Synopsis of Each Episode
Of all the problems plaguing the new Netflix series, the Duchess of Sussex’s fixation on jam is only the beginning
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March 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“You are busy, life is short, and you don’t want your final thought on earth to be one of regret that you once spent several hours watching Meghan Markle make a daisy chain.” @heritage.bsky.social
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Quite the difference in body language to yesterday's Oval Office meeting.
March 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Quite the difference in body language to yesterday's Oval Office meeting.
Today has really put the doom into doomscrolling
February 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Today has really put the doom into doomscrolling