Stuart Heritage
@heritage.bsky.social
I write books for children and bald men
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
All I want for Christmas is a toy based on a throwaway joke from one episode of Teen Titans Go
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
All I want for Christmas is a toy based on a throwaway joke from one episode of Teen Titans Go
Haven't read the letter or the reply, but I'm already firmly on her side here
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Haven't read the letter or the reply, but I'm already firmly on her side here
Dunno if this is the place for this, but Mission Impossible MELTED MY ENTIRE FACE OFF last night
July 5, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Dunno if this is the place for this, but Mission Impossible MELTED MY ENTIRE FACE OFF last night