Eph ✨️🫂
@strawberryjester.bsky.social
I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Have you ever considered that being horizontal is in fact superior to being vertical? Consider now!
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Have you ever considered that being horizontal is in fact superior to being vertical? Consider now!
Huh. I've actually decided to become the coolest person you know, lol.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Huh. I've actually decided to become the coolest person you know, lol.
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
I hope you have the strength to speak out a about your abusers. Today's news is another example that a creep never stops. There's always another target, always another victim. I hope you never have to fear watching a predator get away with what they tried to keep in the shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hope you have the strength to speak out a about your abusers. Today's news is another example that a creep never stops. There's always another target, always another victim. I hope you never have to fear watching a predator get away with what they tried to keep in the shadows.
Bogus that if you work overtime on a holiday you don't make 2x hourly. I'm scheduled for 16hrs during our company's Christmas holiday, and it will likely put me at 56 hours because I will be picking up shifts earlier in the week so my coworkers can spend time with their families.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bogus that if you work overtime on a holiday you don't make 2x hourly. I'm scheduled for 16hrs during our company's Christmas holiday, and it will likely put me at 56 hours because I will be picking up shifts earlier in the week so my coworkers can spend time with their families.
If anything good comes from AI being forcefed to us and its apologists being hella annoying, it will be that we all start holding and/or going to more local art pop ups and exchanges in person. We're going to go outside more.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If anything good comes from AI being forcefed to us and its apologists being hella annoying, it will be that we all start holding and/or going to more local art pop ups and exchanges in person. We're going to go outside more.
I wonder if it ever stops feeling odd that other people equate my body type to misery and disgust. That it's some unspeakable evil thing, gaining weight. Looking like me. It's treated as inherently wrong and bad and shameful and depressing.
Like bestie we are all gonna die. Have fun with it.
Like bestie we are all gonna die. Have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I wonder if it ever stops feeling odd that other people equate my body type to misery and disgust. That it's some unspeakable evil thing, gaining weight. Looking like me. It's treated as inherently wrong and bad and shameful and depressing.
Like bestie we are all gonna die. Have fun with it.
Like bestie we are all gonna die. Have fun with it.
It is in fact a curse to love so many things. Who has time to be a dork for such a variety of interests. I just wanna shake my ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
It is in fact a curse to love so many things. Who has time to be a dork for such a variety of interests. I just wanna shake my ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car.
Me trying to convince the woman I love to go to sports events with me: So at this soccer game you can sketch the field before the game starts, and the season tickets I bought are food & drink all-inclusive, and you're welcome to bring headphones, and if you want to leave I'll get you a lyft-
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Me trying to convince the woman I love to go to sports events with me: So at this soccer game you can sketch the field before the game starts, and the season tickets I bought are food & drink all-inclusive, and you're welcome to bring headphones, and if you want to leave I'll get you a lyft-
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
This. Every time, this. NO ONE should be allowed to get away with being on "the list." I don't give a shit if it turns out folks like Bernie Sanders or The Rock or Malala Yousafzai end up on it buddy, I'll be devastated for a brief moment before I'm immediately furious and calling for prosecution.
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This. Every time, this. NO ONE should be allowed to get away with being on "the list." I don't give a shit if it turns out folks like Bernie Sanders or The Rock or Malala Yousafzai end up on it buddy, I'll be devastated for a brief moment before I'm immediately furious and calling for prosecution.
Scheduled for 48 hours of caregiving this week. And 16 hours of training. And I am planning & saving for additional licensure, which will add... 33 hours a week to my plate, for 5 weeks.
Did I mention the staffing shortage, in which I will be working anywhere from 48-60hr weeks during all of this?
Did I mention the staffing shortage, in which I will be working anywhere from 48-60hr weeks during all of this?
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Scheduled for 48 hours of caregiving this week. And 16 hours of training. And I am planning & saving for additional licensure, which will add... 33 hours a week to my plate, for 5 weeks.
Did I mention the staffing shortage, in which I will be working anywhere from 48-60hr weeks during all of this?
Did I mention the staffing shortage, in which I will be working anywhere from 48-60hr weeks during all of this?
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
Look, I know we’re all rightfully pissed about the current Epstein stuff, but you should really set aside some time and read this piece. There’s a reason “mitigating the effects of climate change” is one of my key policy positions.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Look, I know we’re all rightfully pissed about the current Epstein stuff, but you should really set aside some time and read this piece. There’s a reason “mitigating the effects of climate change” is one of my key policy positions.
It was more profitable to lie about queer people being predatory than to report the truth about legitimate child sex trafficking performed by cisgender and oftentimes heterosexual individuals.
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It was more profitable to lie about queer people being predatory than to report the truth about legitimate child sex trafficking performed by cisgender and oftentimes heterosexual individuals.
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
"We're not running a charity here" we'll have you considered that maybe in fact you should be? Perhaps we all should be. Let's all divest in money lol.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"We're not running a charity here" we'll have you considered that maybe in fact you should be? Perhaps we all should be. Let's all divest in money lol.
My job is enabling me in my baking hobby and I'm morphing from depression sludge into human being again. I really love the way feeding people and eating sweet treats feels, and being able to make & bake cookies and brownies is releasing sooooo many happy chemicals for me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My job is enabling me in my baking hobby and I'm morphing from depression sludge into human being again. I really love the way feeding people and eating sweet treats feels, and being able to make & bake cookies and brownies is releasing sooooo many happy chemicals for me.
Looking at walk-in pantry design ideas and getting pissed off at all of the aesthetic photos. Why the hell are you decorating your pantry? Idk about y'all but I'm trying to put food and kitchen appliances in there 🤨
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Looking at walk-in pantry design ideas and getting pissed off at all of the aesthetic photos. Why the hell are you decorating your pantry? Idk about y'all but I'm trying to put food and kitchen appliances in there 🤨
I believe developing community interdependence and severing dependence on capitalist overlords will produce far greater results than acts of political violence.
I do not, however, begrudge anyone who disagrees. Some are armed to dismantle while others are armed to build. Neither of us are wrong.
I do not, however, begrudge anyone who disagrees. Some are armed to dismantle while others are armed to build. Neither of us are wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I believe developing community interdependence and severing dependence on capitalist overlords will produce far greater results than acts of political violence.
I do not, however, begrudge anyone who disagrees. Some are armed to dismantle while others are armed to build. Neither of us are wrong.
I do not, however, begrudge anyone who disagrees. Some are armed to dismantle while others are armed to build. Neither of us are wrong.
Hey, have y'all ever heard of our friendly neighborhood appliance, the guillotine?
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hey, have y'all ever heard of our friendly neighborhood appliance, the guillotine?
Knowing I am not chill enough ever to run for an office, but wishing desperately to platform a radical movement to demolish banks, loans, lenders, and debt collectors with the overarching message "Jesus is our only creditor; it's to him we owe the only debt with which we should be concerned."
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Knowing I am not chill enough ever to run for an office, but wishing desperately to platform a radical movement to demolish banks, loans, lenders, and debt collectors with the overarching message "Jesus is our only creditor; it's to him we owe the only debt with which we should be concerned."
Reposted by Eph ✨️🫂
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Was watching My Hero Academia at work and sobbing while my client slept. Can't wait to go in again in 6 hours. I love the ongoing staffing crisis in healthcare. Haha. Yippee.
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Was watching My Hero Academia at work and sobbing while my client slept. Can't wait to go in again in 6 hours. I love the ongoing staffing crisis in healthcare. Haha. Yippee.
The Substance: a film very easily a warning about something.
Me: yeah I would take the substance. Sounds neat.
Me: yeah I would take the substance. Sounds neat.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The Substance: a film very easily a warning about something.
Me: yeah I would take the substance. Sounds neat.
Me: yeah I would take the substance. Sounds neat.
We must prioritize becoming literate in as many skills possible. It is important to learn, develop, and apply our knowledge and skillsets to combat a growing learned helplessness that enables our dependence on what is frankly an incompetent ruling class.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We must prioritize becoming literate in as many skills possible. It is important to learn, develop, and apply our knowledge and skillsets to combat a growing learned helplessness that enables our dependence on what is frankly an incompetent ruling class.