Eph ✨️🫂
@strawberryjester.bsky.social
I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Her when I start talking about the WNBA and its Layers™️:
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Her when I start talking about the WNBA and its Layers™️:
Me, trying to explain basketball and the NBA to her and convince her to go to a Suns game with me:
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Me, trying to explain basketball and the NBA to her and convince her to go to a Suns game with me:
Was watching My Hero Academia at work and sobbing while my client slept. Can't wait to go in again in 6 hours. I love the ongoing staffing crisis in healthcare. Haha. Yippee.
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Was watching My Hero Academia at work and sobbing while my client slept. Can't wait to go in again in 6 hours. I love the ongoing staffing crisis in healthcare. Haha. Yippee.
We need more of this, and we need to loudly commend actions that prioritize the safety and well-being of civilians.
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We need more of this, and we need to loudly commend actions that prioritize the safety and well-being of civilians.
I think I forgot to inform everyone that I got to see Mon Rovîa perform. So btw here is a photo from when I got to see Mon Rovîa perform.
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I think I forgot to inform everyone that I got to see Mon Rovîa perform. So btw here is a photo from when I got to see Mon Rovîa perform.
This just in:
He thinks my feet smell good!
He thinks my feet smell good!
October 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This just in:
He thinks my feet smell good!
He thinks my feet smell good!
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Another editor's note: Literacy is just your ability to use a tool fluidly. Whenever there is a human skill, there is literacy: data literacy, social literacy, ecological literacy. I consistently find my generation (Gen-Z) to be high in media literacy and low on aural and written literacy. This essay focuses on literacy within the written word with this in mind. Take a breath.
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The reason you hate reading is because the ruling class benefits from illiteracy. Not total illiteracy, mind you. That's bad for business. The ruling class (law and policy makers, oligarch businessmen, celebrity, hedge fund managers buying up single family housing, etc.) want you illiterate enough to be able to work for them, but not so literate that you realize how badly the working class gets fucked over in this world-making. Read enough to be able to consume and to execute, not to consider critically, certainly not enough to create. Because then what? A mass of people realizing we can create and recreate everything we see and touch to something kinder for us?
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(1) the ruling class benefits from illiteracy.
(2) short-form video entertains more than it sticks.
(3) reading is a discipline distinct from listening, watching, or other forms of literacy. It's a skill that needs to be honed separately.
(4) Absolutely no one comes to save us but us.
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We love making useless infographics while stoned and awake for over 19 hours.
September 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We love making useless infographics while stoned and awake for over 19 hours.
Thinking about this now...
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Thinking about this now...
You should be thinking about patagotitan
September 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You should be thinking about patagotitan
A man can find the bean all he wants. It doesn't mean a woman will love him. Smh.
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A man can find the bean all he wants. It doesn't mean a woman will love him. Smh.
On that note: Monster boyfriend save me. Monster boyfriend help.
August 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
On that note: Monster boyfriend save me. Monster boyfriend help.
Not until after daddy's had his Dunkin', sweetie
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not until after daddy's had his Dunkin', sweetie
Can your Step-Dad play guitar?
Also I'm so mad I didn't think to do this for father's day lol
(*not legally my stepfather)
Also I'm so mad I didn't think to do this for father's day lol
(*not legally my stepfather)
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can your Step-Dad play guitar?
Also I'm so mad I didn't think to do this for father's day lol
(*not legally my stepfather)
Also I'm so mad I didn't think to do this for father's day lol
(*not legally my stepfather)
Vampire Step-Dad is genuinely such a cool guy to see in person. I reiterate that I hired him to perform at my 23rd birthday, which I let be an open invite concert for other fans <33 met some super cool people, even someone who drove all the way from Ohio!!
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Vampire Step-Dad is genuinely such a cool guy to see in person. I reiterate that I hired him to perform at my 23rd birthday, which I let be an open invite concert for other fans <33 met some super cool people, even someone who drove all the way from Ohio!!
My own player notes for Plot Involvement. Did you guess it was Vampire again? Because it is
June 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My own player notes for Plot Involvement. Did you guess it was Vampire again? Because it is
Out of context, again, from our Vampire: the Requiem game - in which one of our STs made a magic marriage rite from one blood Sorcery and not the other
June 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Out of context, again, from our Vampire: the Requiem game - in which one of our STs made a magic marriage rite from one blood Sorcery and not the other
Out of context from the Vampire: the Requiem game I'm in
June 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Out of context from the Vampire: the Requiem game I'm in
Jean-Marie Lawrence was one of the coolest people I have ever known. I would very truly and sincerely be an utterly different person without her. Anger was in my bones, directionless passion - she shaped it. Disability knocked me down at every step - she helped me up. I miss her a metric fuckton.
June 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Jean-Marie Lawrence was one of the coolest people I have ever known. I would very truly and sincerely be an utterly different person without her. Anger was in my bones, directionless passion - she shaped it. Disability knocked me down at every step - she helped me up. I miss her a metric fuckton.