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I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.

he/him

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It really is that easy. I will merely choose the fattest ego and wear it like an oversized sweater. Who's going to stop me? The president fucked a horse. I can do whatever I want.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It literally sounds like your doctor telling you to kill yourself, I am so sorry. They are coming up with news ways every day to be worse somehow.

(Not in an anti-vaxx way but in the anti-gatekeeping-healthcare-careers-from-poor-but-empathetic-people way)
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Grok told me this was AI
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Also bogus that Christian supremacy means the only holidays counted toward things like this do not include the many other religious holidays. When did anyone get holiday pay for days like Eid al-Fitr or Yom Kippur or Diwali. Insane that entire communities continue to be allowed to go unrecognized.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you can jiggle when you wiggle, well, frankly, you should do that!
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
All those investors in social media are going to McFuckin lose so much money because we're just going to avoid AI shit like a worse plague than COVID-19. I love the backfire. Yes girl give us nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
For the first quarter or perhaps even half of your lifetime, you actually should be gaining weight. I know this is hard to fathom. We are not meant to remain the size and shape of a 7 year old, believe it or not.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Her when I start talking about the WNBA and its Layers™️:
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Me, trying to explain basketball and the NBA to her and convince her to go to a Suns game with me:
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Granted, if those I named do end up on the Epstein list... 🤨 I expect a thorough investigation of legitimacy. How tf would Malala get an invite...

(This is the curse of choosing the first 3 people you think of at random.)
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I love healthcare and I will never stop. But girl... help.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM