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@strait.bsky.social
they/them && the third person
trans dyke, recovering gamer girl, your local tributary
trans dyke, recovering gamer girl, your local tributary
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Outtakes the Movie
March 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Outtakes the Movie
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Heh heh yeeeeez i thretten tha remotes! Wil i? Wont i? Whomst knos!
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Heh heh yeeeeez i thretten tha remotes! Wil i? Wont i? Whomst knos!
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Yesterday I was on the ground in Pensacola supporting @gayforcongress—a friend, a leader, and a fierce advocate for gun safety. Running for Floridas 1st congressional April 1st
March 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yesterday I was on the ground in Pensacola supporting @gayforcongress—a friend, a leader, and a fierce advocate for gun safety. Running for Floridas 1st congressional April 1st
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i dont need youtube or tiktok, i just need the putting croissant in the microwave video
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i dont need youtube or tiktok, i just need the putting croissant in the microwave video
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March 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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We got shitposters to dance last night. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize.
March 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We got shitposters to dance last night. Give me a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Just in case yall missed my face
March 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just in case yall missed my face
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“Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE”. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown
March 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Launch Musk to Mars” and “Democracy Dies with DOGE”. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown
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the way every Kojima trailer just makes me go "alright man" now feels unthinkable
guy who shows you the most insane visuals possible and it's like "well, I trust this to somehow be extremely boring within context"
guy who shows you the most insane visuals possible and it's like "well, I trust this to somehow be extremely boring within context"
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the way every Kojima trailer just makes me go "alright man" now feels unthinkable
guy who shows you the most insane visuals possible and it's like "well, I trust this to somehow be extremely boring within context"
guy who shows you the most insane visuals possible and it's like "well, I trust this to somehow be extremely boring within context"
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I have Thoughts about a sequel to Death Stranding but I will never deny that there is maybe no entity on planet earth more masterful at crafting image than Kojima's team.
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have Thoughts about a sequel to Death Stranding but I will never deny that there is maybe no entity on planet earth more masterful at crafting image than Kojima's team.
got a dumdum for doing so good at my vax appointment
September 26, 2023 at 12:30 AM
got a dumdum for doing so good at my vax appointment
The app logo be like
September 25, 2023 at 6:21 PM
The app logo be like
humpfest bingo. i woulda won but @amberautumn.bsky.social would not accept literal bootlicking as lib shit
September 24, 2023 at 7:59 PM
humpfest bingo. i woulda won but @amberautumn.bsky.social would not accept literal bootlicking as lib shit
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cracking up at the face my psychiatrist made when i said “my partner’s husband”. he was like, “i saw the face i made and i’m so sorry” hahahah you’re fine man
September 12, 2023 at 7:21 PM
cracking up at the face my psychiatrist made when i said “my partner’s husband”. he was like, “i saw the face i made and i’m so sorry” hahahah you’re fine man
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They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist
August 18, 2023 at 2:39 AM
They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist
hate when things say to apply a generous amount. please, i’m too generous
August 12, 2023 at 1:57 AM
hate when things say to apply a generous amount. please, i’m too generous
someone told me you’re not supposed to push when you poop, it’s just supposed to “fall out.” you’re shitting me.
July 28, 2023 at 8:25 PM
someone told me you’re not supposed to push when you poop, it’s just supposed to “fall out.” you’re shitting me.
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Found a browser extension that changes the words "Personal Life" to "Gay?" on Wikipedia
July 9, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Found a browser extension that changes the words "Personal Life" to "Gay?" on Wikipedia