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Nax Knifebiter
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She/her, fine eyes, terrible attitude, couple different spectrums, chief shenanigator, executive clutterbitch
I almost had a panic attack today about the thought that my mom may have died thinking I hate my name. She’s been gone 10 years. Grief never goes away.
July 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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"We are raising funds to:

Hire an immigration attorney to fight for her release
Advocate for immediate medical care
Cover travel, housing, and support when she is free
Offer emotional and community support through this terrifying ordeal"

www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand with Mikerline : Pregnant and Detained by ICE, organized by Nannys Kids
On April 12, our beloved team member and friend Mikerline H. was deta… Nannys Kids needs your support for Stand with Mikerline : Pregnant and Detained by ICE
www.gofundme.com
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Getting pictures from my childhood home as the estate sale guy is slowly setting up is a little much on a rainy Tuesday.
May 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone talking about Christmas on my news podcast…
Me: *has a lil breakdown on the T about the Christmas stuff from my childhood that’s about to be sold in an estate sale*

Hahahah it’s only stuff it’s only stuff it’s only stuff
April 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Locked the door on my childhood home for the last time this morning. I wish I had left later. Had one more look. They’re just things, it’s just a place. It’s just a place. It’s just a place. 😢🥹🥹😭😢🥹😭😢🔐
April 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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If we reach for a cinematic notion of courage, I choose Casablanca.

This scene always makes me cry. m.youtube.com/watch?t=45&u...

Especially because of the story behind it.

These actors are refugees fleeing the Nazis. It’s filmed in summer 1942. They have no idea how things will turn out.
La Marseillaise Casablanca
YouTube video by Andrew Barbin
m.youtube.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I do not, nor will I ever, give my students A1 teaching. These lil nuggets get Ranch or nothing.
April 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Autism is not an "epidemic" because it's not a disease. Saying we don't know what "causes" it is absurd. It's genetic and, what's more, NORMAL FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO BE DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER.
April 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now Massachusetts. Because I’m not complying with a fucking thing.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Apr 6
New York state officials have told the Trump administration that they will not comply with its demands to end diversity, equity and inclusion practices in public schools, despite the administration’s threats to terminate federal education funding: cnn.it/4iUa8GJ
NY public schools tell Trump administration they won’t comply with DEI order | CNN
New York state officials have told the Trump administration that they will not comply with its demands to end diversity, equity and inclusion practices in public schools, despite the administration’s ...
cnn.it
April 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Me, when the nurses and nurse anesthetists are trying to decide what to do when I couldn’t muster any pee for a pregnancy test, pre-colonoscopy: “Listen, if I’m pregnant, y’all are going to have to call the Pope.”

I killed. Who knew? Colonoscopy suite or comedy club? A very thin line!
April 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A few things:
-Gatorade is not a meal.
-I hate everything
-my head hurts
-I am so stressed about this stupid colonoscopy they’re gonna have to get a crowbar.
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@warren.senate.gov I hope I see you and Senator Markey in the floor supporting Senator Booker soon!
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Of course Uncle Baby Billy has a Cybertruck.
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“We have the best technical minds working on how this happened.”

YOU HIT THE ADD BUTTON. DONE.

Don’t piss on our heads and tell us it’s raining. WTAF.
March 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I mean. Are we really that surprised that these dummies dropped war plans in a group chat?
March 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I feel like White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones are variations of the same story.
March 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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walking into the function like
March 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ides of March, do your thing. 🍿🍿🍿
March 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hold on, let me set up a Google doc to plan this meeting agenda while we’re 10 minutes from WW3.
March 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh noooooo
it’s monday
March 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
They’re literally sequencing the autism genes. It’s genetic.

Vaccinate your fucking kids.
March 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I had never seen Fred Hechinger before he was unhinged in Gladiator 2, but I just finished White Lotus 1, and wow.
March 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM