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Nax Knifebiter
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She/her, fine eyes, terrible attitude, couple different spectrums, chief shenanigator, executive clutterbitch
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Ten years ago today, a bright light went out. In a better year, I would order Indian food and watch P&P until the lake diving scene, but it has not been a better year.

Today, I’m just here, and as always, I miss my mom.
A screen shot of a photo taken in Scotland in 2009, of my mother, Lauren Ritchie, looking over a castle wall into the distance.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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The wild shit you find in random cabinets.
Photo of a map of the river Thames dated 1796
January 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I’VE BEEN IN THE HOUSE FOR AN HOUR ALREADY
A screenshot of a notification from the JetBlue app stating that my flight is leaving from a different gate. I had been at my destination for an hour already before I got it.
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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This is my tip top of the last month.
A small cross stitch patch featuring a cactus and the phrase “don’t be a prick”
January 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Fuck me up, Peter Jackson.
A snapshot of my iPad screen showing the opening title card for Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring.
December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Cool. Cool cool cool cool.
Screen shot of an automated text informing me that the flight that was supposed to board at 9:29 pm is now boarding at 11:50 pm.
December 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Considering ordering a t-shirt like this for any staff meetings for the rest of the year:
A screen shot of a purple t-shirt with the following phrase in white lettering: “sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.”
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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I finished a thing. It’s kinda messed up, I kinda don’t care.
Cross stitch of a cactus and the words “don’t be a prick”.
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Pretty sure she could clear my skin and water my crops.
A screenshot of actress Jennifer Coolidge from the movie Single All the Way. She is dressed in a silver crown and pink ball gown.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Me: “I am absolutely getting out of here by 4 today!”

Also Me: 🤡🤡🤡
A pile of printed communication icons, some cut out, some still needing to be cut, scissors, and glasses.
December 3, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Yes, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
Partial screenshot of an X-Files promotional image, featuring Mulder, Scully, and Skinner. They are wearing dark suits with FBI credentials on the breast pockets.
November 30, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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This is the sticker I gave myself for staying quiet during this morning’s lockdown drill.
An id lanyard, with a sticker of a cartoon raccoon on the back of the id holder pocket.
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM