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@stonerfruit.bsky.social
Destinique's lost fagdyke daughter
(nsfw in the sense that I'm very unprofessional)
(nsfw in the sense that I'm very unprofessional)
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@stonerfruit.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Excuse Me While I Salt The Vibes
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"Luke make some friends"
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Luke make some friends"
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
OOHHH GREAT IDEA let me just go to the FRIEND FARM in FRIENDLAND and PLUCK SOME FRIENDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING FRIEND TREE
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
does Severance so one of me can read while one of me can play video game, no wait- does The Substance so that one of me can read while one of me can play video game, no wait- does Being Jamie Madrox so one of me can read while one of me can play video game
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
does Severance so one of me can read while one of me can play video game, no wait- does The Substance so that one of me can read while one of me can play video game, no wait- does Being Jamie Madrox so one of me can read while one of me can play video game
hope this show doesn't fuck up the characters from gen v and ruin any potential for a third season
hoping for a proper Gen V crossover at LEAST.
hot take but I think Gen V is actually better, all around, than the Boys is, just in terms of writing/action/etc but I gotta finish it out, I've come this far lol
hot take but I think Gen V is actually better, all around, than the Boys is, just in terms of writing/action/etc but I gotta finish it out, I've come this far lol
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
hope this show doesn't fuck up the characters from gen v and ruin any potential for a third season
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I was trying to decide what kind of Christmas cookies to make this year, and it definitely felt like a good time to bring back my dumpster fire cookies from 2020 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was trying to decide what kind of Christmas cookies to make this year, and it definitely felt like a good time to bring back my dumpster fire cookies from 2020 🙃
I hate wearing jeans but how great would I look now that I wear boxer-briefs if I was rocking a low-rise jean with the cute boxer-brief waistband sticking out and the tummy tummying freely
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I hate wearing jeans but how great would I look now that I wear boxer-briefs if I was rocking a low-rise jean with the cute boxer-brief waistband sticking out and the tummy tummying freely
tell me how I watched two seasons of yellowjackets without realizing lottie was in fury road and now I can't unsee it
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
tell me how I watched two seasons of yellowjackets without realizing lottie was in fury road and now I can't unsee it
I wish it wasn't dangerous to share food (or air) with most people because the local vegan banh mi place has a vietnamese coffee with some kind of smooth peanut butter or peanut puree in it, and I want to try it but don't want to commit to a whole one
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wish it wasn't dangerous to share food (or air) with most people because the local vegan banh mi place has a vietnamese coffee with some kind of smooth peanut butter or peanut puree in it, and I want to try it but don't want to commit to a whole one
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Re-upping this. SEATTLE, WA: this dog needs foster! Sweet 9yo Pyr who is a good family dog. Ignores cats. Was rehomed 2 months ago due to severe family medical issue but the new owners seem to have abandoned. Can anyone take him in? He can’t stay with OP
So like…this Pyrenees was tied up and left outside all day (after having been on the lam for a day or two) and I’d rather feel guilty for taking him to a shelter than think about him being stuck outside all night, so here we are. Locals? Anyone got room for a big sweetie boy?
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Re-upping this. SEATTLE, WA: this dog needs foster! Sweet 9yo Pyr who is a good family dog. Ignores cats. Was rehomed 2 months ago due to severe family medical issue but the new owners seem to have abandoned. Can anyone take him in? He can’t stay with OP
but stonerfruit, you may ask, what about "black sheep"?
common misunderstanding, that's a clash at demonhead song
common misunderstanding, that's a clash at demonhead song
I want to challenge the makers of film and television to needle drop more metric tracks than just "help I'm alive"
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
but stonerfruit, you may ask, what about "black sheep"?
common misunderstanding, that's a clash at demonhead song
common misunderstanding, that's a clash at demonhead song
cozy babies own the void
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
cozy babies own the void
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GOOD MORNING I AM A COZY BABY
A COZY BABY WITH A DIRECT SIGHTLINE INTO THE ETERNAL VASTNESS OF THE ABYSS
A COZY BABY WITH A DIRECT SIGHTLINE INTO THE ETERNAL VASTNESS OF THE ABYSS
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
GOOD MORNING I AM A COZY BABY
A COZY BABY WITH A DIRECT SIGHTLINE INTO THE ETERNAL VASTNESS OF THE ABYSS
A COZY BABY WITH A DIRECT SIGHTLINE INTO THE ETERNAL VASTNESS OF THE ABYSS
I want to challenge the makers of film and television to needle drop more metric tracks than just "help I'm alive"
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I want to challenge the makers of film and television to needle drop more metric tracks than just "help I'm alive"
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"You can't change society through individual action" That doesn't exempt you from having to do shit for the common good. It's wild that this has to be explained; it feels like some everyone is 12 bullshit
Amazing how many socialists/communists will angrily reject doing anything for disability justice that requires any sort of personal responsibility on their part. Now seeing them reject alt text on this basis
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"You can't change society through individual action" That doesn't exempt you from having to do shit for the common good. It's wild that this has to be explained; it feels like some everyone is 12 bullshit
why does the rum live at the liquor store, why can't it live here where I can have it in some hot spiced cider tonight
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
why does the rum live at the liquor store, why can't it live here where I can have it in some hot spiced cider tonight
lmao just now noticed I never changed my Halloween display name back after October, guess that's a risk when it's such a subtle change. see you later real noboody, welcome back real nobody.
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
lmao just now noticed I never changed my Halloween display name back after October, guess that's a risk when it's such a subtle change. see you later real noboody, welcome back real nobody.
need my emotional support wife but he's at work so we can afford our emotional support housing
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
need my emotional support wife but he's at work so we can afford our emotional support housing
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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This is part of a long thread, which you should probably read the entirety of. But this post seemed especially significant.
Through out her life, Alice Wong was encouraged to feel like a burden, to just go away. She refused.
Disability is often the result of a "terminal disease." But people with disabilities can, and do, lead lives of dignity. Death should not be seen as the most noble or "dignified" option for them.
Disability is often the result of a "terminal disease." But people with disabilities can, and do, lead lives of dignity. Death should not be seen as the most noble or "dignified" option for them.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is part of a long thread, which you should probably read the entirety of. But this post seemed especially significant.
are long barreled rifle style guns easier to disarm if you're already at close range?
by no means a riskless endeavor, but something I've wondered before and looks like a factor in this clip
by no means a riskless endeavor, but something I've wondered before and looks like a factor in this clip
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
are long barreled rifle style guns easier to disarm if you're already at close range?
by no means a riskless endeavor, but something I've wondered before and looks like a factor in this clip
by no means a riskless endeavor, but something I've wondered before and looks like a factor in this clip
I don't want to be alive but I want to keep loving turnips, a thing you can only do when you're alive
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't want to be alive but I want to keep loving turnips, a thing you can only do when you're alive
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If calling people the r slur becomes more normalized within leftist spaces moreso then it apparently already is, then I'm going to leave the Internet forever and live in the woods
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If calling people the r slur becomes more normalized within leftist spaces moreso then it apparently already is, then I'm going to leave the Internet forever and live in the woods
how do you deal with how much it hurts that this is the world we live in
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
how do you deal with how much it hurts that this is the world we live in
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“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
![Tweet by Nico Reznick, AT NicoReznick on 20 June 2025 reads:
“There is a simple test to see if someone should qualify for assisted dying:
If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.
[hashtag] AssistedDyingBill [hashtag] assistedsuicidebill”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ltsziuodekvpalwz7r6x44c/bafkreifb75ozlukb4tmji3stoy5rigxacp7obmzxfdaljpc4kns252e4uq@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”