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Like CanCon, but for gay
Pinned
Couldn't make Cornemuse today
Not because of woke, just cause it was batshit insane
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i don’t know what i just watched either
March 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Once any space becomes less than 40% male, (straight) men tend to cede it entirely while shouting about how it “went woke”. Fascinating read:
Why aren't we talking about the real reason male college enrollment is dropping?
We would rather talk about literally everything else.
celestemdavis.substack.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Imagine a scifi story that takes place the day *after* one billionaire fries the brains of a few dozen other billionaires in a scam promising them immortality.

The world waking up to the fact its billionaires basically all committed extravagant suicide
The funniest possible hobby elon could get into next is destructive brain uploading, and literally pulling a Calvin Sylveste doing a theranos-style scam on a few dozen other billionaires who are completely convinced they're gonna be made immortal.
December 28, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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I know everybody is sick of hearing me say it but it's a global far right power grab
The Russian far-right supports
the American far-right, which supports
the German far-right.

This is the global alliance we need to combat.
December 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Couldn't make Cornemuse today
Not because of woke, just cause it was batshit insane
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM
just saw my first cybertruck in the wild
Every bit as fuck ugly as bsky told me 🫡
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Someone DM'd me the words "Midwest Emo" and my life is irrevocably changed
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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"We cannot abandon the most vulnerable communities to assuage the most powerful. Even if we did, it would never be enough."

@roxanegay.bsky.social nails it

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
Opinion | Enough
To suggest we should yield even a little to Trump’s odious politics is unacceptable. Even if we did, it would never be enough.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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September 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Look, my bad, I forgot to drop the 20 million fake ballots I got from Soros
November 9, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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New from me: A very hearty "shut up and sit down" to anyone who thinks that the right move for Democrats — morally or politically — is to abandon defending of trans rights in the face of Republican attacks
Opinion | Democrats would get nothing for throwing trans Americans under the bus
In the hunt for a scapegoat, some are arguing that there's been too much focus from Democrats on transgender rights. There's no evidence backing that up.
www.msnbc.com
November 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Making a commentary track of the election, but as JOI- is that a thing?
November 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Just got fired, thinking of getting into shitposting
What's the hourly rate ?
November 2, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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at last, it is time.
September 13, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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A kid in my middle school had to change school districts because someone started a rumor that he jerked off in the janitor storage room. I can’t remember the kid’s name but I’ll never forget Janitor Jerkoff’s Cum Closet. With a little 7th grade persistence, we can run JD Vance out of politics.
If the news ever had to print this story about any guy I grew up with, every person in my home town would have called him “Couch Fuckah” until the end of time.
July 25, 2024 at 2:49 AM