lil stimmy
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takin this show on the road
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have not been listening to that new chappell roan song. im very sorry
April 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
have not been listening to that new chappell roan song. im very sorry
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Check the date baby we're right on schedule
Switch 2 announced for $1,200 in United States; White House surrounded by encampment of adults dressed as Pokémon
April 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Check the date baby we're right on schedule
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UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
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I don’t stink ok? My hoodie stinks. My jacket stinks. My pants stink. But if I was naked I would smell fine
February 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t stink ok? My hoodie stinks. My jacket stinks. My pants stink. But if I was naked I would smell fine
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Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it
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None of you have asked about my ebay auctions recently. Curious. Just taking notes.
February 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
None of you have asked about my ebay auctions recently. Curious. Just taking notes.
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Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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Late last night, Trump fired the independent inspectors general of at least 12 major federal agencies.
Inspectors general are tasked with rooting out fraud, abuse, and corruption.
Trump wants loyalists in these positions — a key tenant of Project 2025.
Keep paying attention. wapo.st/3Cptwvg
Inspectors general are tasked with rooting out fraud, abuse, and corruption.
Trump wants loyalists in these positions — a key tenant of Project 2025.
Keep paying attention. wapo.st/3Cptwvg
Trump ousts at least 12 independent inspectors general in late-night purge
The dismissals appeared to violate federal law, which requires Congress to receive 30 days’ notice of any intent to fire a Senate-confirmed inspector general.
wapo.st
January 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Late last night, Trump fired the independent inspectors general of at least 12 major federal agencies.
Inspectors general are tasked with rooting out fraud, abuse, and corruption.
Trump wants loyalists in these positions — a key tenant of Project 2025.
Keep paying attention. wapo.st/3Cptwvg
Inspectors general are tasked with rooting out fraud, abuse, and corruption.
Trump wants loyalists in these positions — a key tenant of Project 2025.
Keep paying attention. wapo.st/3Cptwvg
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I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.
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i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i bet this feels so good if you're a deck of cards
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
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ACAD (all cats are different)
December 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
ACAD (all cats are different)
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now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos
December 29, 2024 at 4:39 AM
now, I am become sleepy, the honker of shoos
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america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
December 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
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With uncles like these who needs enemies
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
With uncles like these who needs enemies
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I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I wouldn’t shit here with a ten foot ass
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it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
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sat down too quick and crimped my grinch 😵
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
sat down too quick and crimped my grinch 😵
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