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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trader Joe’s, where the food products are developed by the Animaniacs and the parking lots are designed by the killer from the SAW movies
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If people wanted to say Zohran is a crypto-communist, I‘d object but at least there would be some basis to the paranoia. accusing the most obviously left-wing secular Muslim of being a secret sharia guy is so fucking racist
It is astonishingly ugly. People I once thought were decent are spouting delusional, baseless, vile stuff about what they "know" Mamdani believes and about what he's going to do. In NYC, this has turned into a real "Well, now we all know who we are" election. There'll be no bridging that rift.
I really like how Zohran Mamdani has run a campaign that is so focused on making New York City a safe (including from the fascism of our current federal government) and affordable place for all its residents, and I am really appalled by how racist so much of the opposition to his candidacy has been.
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
One amazing thing about tide to go pens is that if they are even a little bit expired their liquid will emit an extremely pungent vomit-like odor that will make you wish desperately that you could go back in time and just leave the stain untreated on your clothes item
August 15, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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August 12, 2023 at 7:52 PM
thinking about a porno parody of The Last Waltz with an opening title card like THIS FILM SHOULD BE JERKED OFF TO!
August 9, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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"Robert, when I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die, but a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I was supposed to do something great..."
@ityslmemes.com
July 23, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Average Bluesky Post: hamburger sandwich lol

Average Threads Post: if he drinks Brisk Iced Tea™️ you know his pipe game 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 fr
July 12, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Tennis as a televised sports product is better than ever. Some of these camera angles are so cool.
July 11, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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Obama: now Malia asked me if one of her friends from the other side of the climate wall could have some medicine and i told her, you know Malia, you know... its up to the wall people to you know not give in to nihilism and vote
July 11, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Just got a great deal on a girthier dick! #PrimeDay
July 11, 2023 at 6:01 PM
July 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Skoal Jesus died for your tins
EA jesus died for your sims
container store jesus died for your bins
July 10, 2023 at 6:12 PM
I didn’t want to sell these. I cleared almost $300 but it won’t be worth it. Sad that I don’t get to go but when you need money, you need money!
July 6, 2023 at 4:30 PM
thinking about a bit called “guy who absolutely hates seeing boobs in movies watching Paul Verhoeven’s SHOWGIRLS (1995)”
July 6, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Whole Foods truly very funny for this one. “Ever had a grape before my g?”
July 5, 2023 at 10:10 PM