stephen falvo
@stephenfalvo.bsky.social
space, scary movies, and chicago sports
Saw a clip on Reddit today about great designs from "vintage cellphones" and saw a phone I had in high school. Not feeling great about being vintage this early in my life.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Saw a clip on Reddit today about great designs from "vintage cellphones" and saw a phone I had in high school. Not feeling great about being vintage this early in my life.
My daughter gives the same undivided attention to Danny DeVito on Always Sunny as she does Ms. Rachel. I don't know if this is a kudos to Ms. Rachel or Frank Reynolds, but all I know is that my daughter is learning something
June 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My daughter gives the same undivided attention to Danny DeVito on Always Sunny as she does Ms. Rachel. I don't know if this is a kudos to Ms. Rachel or Frank Reynolds, but all I know is that my daughter is learning something
There are few things I enjoy more than watching something regarding the paranormal, and they cut to an "eye witness", and all of a sudden they start using subtitles
June 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There are few things I enjoy more than watching something regarding the paranormal, and they cut to an "eye witness", and all of a sudden they start using subtitles
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All Senator Padilla wanted was to do his job and get the questions his constituents had answered — instead, he was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
This is Donald Trump's America, where they attack our freedoms.
We cannot be intimidated or scared by their abuses of power.
This is Donald Trump's America, where they attack our freedoms.
We cannot be intimidated or scared by their abuses of power.
June 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All Senator Padilla wanted was to do his job and get the questions his constituents had answered — instead, he was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
This is Donald Trump's America, where they attack our freedoms.
We cannot be intimidated or scared by their abuses of power.
This is Donald Trump's America, where they attack our freedoms.
We cannot be intimidated or scared by their abuses of power.
Finally got a chance to watch the new Captain America movie and they have him speaking SPANISH?! What is this WOKE nonsense
June 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Finally got a chance to watch the new Captain America movie and they have him speaking SPANISH?! What is this WOKE nonsense
I sneak Last Avenue songs into Spotify playlists for my wife like parents sneak veggies into their kids meals.
They are enjoyable, necessary, and damnit, they're good for you.
They are enjoyable, necessary, and damnit, they're good for you.
June 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I sneak Last Avenue songs into Spotify playlists for my wife like parents sneak veggies into their kids meals.
They are enjoyable, necessary, and damnit, they're good for you.
They are enjoyable, necessary, and damnit, they're good for you.
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Welcome to The Show, Moises Ballesteros. The debuting prospect gets a standing ovation from the Wrigley crowd.
May 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Welcome to The Show, Moises Ballesteros. The debuting prospect gets a standing ovation from the Wrigley crowd.
I asked ChatGPT to create an version of a picture of me that made me look like a sci-fi action hero and it ended up making me look like an old Arab man that has been fighting in some distant space war for far too long
April 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I asked ChatGPT to create an version of a picture of me that made me look like a sci-fi action hero and it ended up making me look like an old Arab man that has been fighting in some distant space war for far too long
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he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.
February 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.
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Your outie buys dozens of video games and plays about 30 minutes of each of them
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Your outie buys dozens of video games and plays about 30 minutes of each of them
My one year old daughter dancing to @charliexcx.bsky.social > anything else I have going on today
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My one year old daughter dancing to @charliexcx.bsky.social > anything else I have going on today
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Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Stacy's mom's medicare is gone
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The best team in baseball. Incredible.
February 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The best team in baseball. Incredible.
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(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶
December 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶
One benefit of being up early? I got to post my #SpotifyWrapped before the rest of you posers
December 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM
One benefit of being up early? I got to post my #SpotifyWrapped before the rest of you posers
Seven years ago today, my wife and I had our first date. Today, our 10 month old threw up all over me and my office floor while I was holding her. Time sure does fly.
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Seven years ago today, my wife and I had our first date. Today, our 10 month old threw up all over me and my office floor while I was holding her. Time sure does fly.
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"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
September 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
Happy #OpeningDayEve to those who celebrate
March 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Happy #OpeningDayEve to those who celebrate
This has literally been the best day of my life. Welcome, my sweet little Noura Noel.
January 2, 2024 at 7:32 PM
This has literally been the best day of my life. Welcome, my sweet little Noura Noel.
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the new taylor swift movie is out. yeah my wife was screaming and crying and yelling “we are never ever getting back together.” then she went to the movie
October 14, 2023 at 9:57 PM
the new taylor swift movie is out. yeah my wife was screaming and crying and yelling “we are never ever getting back together.” then she went to the movie
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sir there is a scary guy behind you
June 15, 2023 at 4:05 PM
sir there is a scary guy behind you
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Someone on Mastodon described Bsky as "a bunch of people hanging around in the parking lot after the mall has closed" and I thought it was A) accurate and B) pretty great actually
June 12, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Someone on Mastodon described Bsky as "a bunch of people hanging around in the parking lot after the mall has closed" and I thought it was A) accurate and B) pretty great actually