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The 57th Governor of New Jersey
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
First day at ICE. Everyone in the lunch room is making me watch videos on their phone and they’re telling me it’s funny while I try to listen to it.
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
First day at ICE. Everyone in the lunch room is making me watch videos on their phone and they’re telling me it’s funny while I try to listen to it.
2am Diet Coke is essential
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
2am Diet Coke is essential
F1 stands for Fart1 because that thing stinks
July 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
F1 stands for Fart1 because that thing stinks
Watching a show about American Apparel
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Watching a show about American Apparel
Educating myself en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_...
Barack Obama "Joker" poster - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Educating myself en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_...
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
Love the Zohran and Brad team. "Elect me and my friend for mayor" is a delightful pitch.
June 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Love the Zohran and Brad team. "Elect me and my friend for mayor" is a delightful pitch.
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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
Guys who I’m bothered by their whole deal: Dax Shepard, Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, Zach Braff. When they come on my tv it gives me a stress response.
June 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guys who I’m bothered by their whole deal: Dax Shepard, Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, Zach Braff. When they come on my tv it gives me a stress response.
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COLONEL (AI): Don’t you see? Traditional monogamy has broken down. Misinformation, global destabilization, the death of the nuclear family, the war on terror. All have led to the primacy of the polycule.
RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that?
ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that?
ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
COLONEL (AI): Don’t you see? Traditional monogamy has broken down. Misinformation, global destabilization, the death of the nuclear family, the war on terror. All have led to the primacy of the polycule.
RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that?
ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that?
ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
Drinking Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater gave me river blindness
June 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Drinking Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater gave me river blindness
Thinking about the Best Show episode where Tom started talking about how you should never tell people who they look like and a guy called is saying about how depressing it was to hear his friends argue over if he looked more like Elvis Costello or Woody Allen.
June 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thinking about the Best Show episode where Tom started talking about how you should never tell people who they look like and a guy called is saying about how depressing it was to hear his friends argue over if he looked more like Elvis Costello or Woody Allen.
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X-Files theme song is the B-side of the ER theme song
June 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
X-Files theme song is the B-side of the ER theme song
Eating a pint of ice cream you cut open with scissors in your car and then walking back into work
June 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eating a pint of ice cream you cut open with scissors in your car and then walking back into work
If I were the host of a game show and one of the contestants tried to razz me I would lose it. I would do something terrible.
June 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If I were the host of a game show and one of the contestants tried to razz me I would lose it. I would do something terrible.
Do you think Joel McHale has a sense of humor about taking the sort of jobs he would have ridiculed while hosting The Soup?
June 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Do you think Joel McHale has a sense of humor about taking the sort of jobs he would have ridiculed while hosting The Soup?
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This web site. has the worst replies i have ever seen any where on the whole internet. its jaw dropping how bad the replies are on this web site.
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This web site. has the worst replies i have ever seen any where on the whole internet. its jaw dropping how bad the replies are on this web site.
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loling at shit on reddit
June 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
loling at shit on reddit
Very cool thank you
June 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Very cool thank you
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everybody shits on arson until their restaurant gets to struggling
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
everybody shits on arson until their restaurant gets to struggling
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Been thinking a lot about how this video would go. “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise. Well: we all know what happened”
An actual question I have is whether Tom Cruise has recorded a video, stored with his lawyers to be played upon his death, where he tells the world that yes, actually, he DOES want everyone to go see the movie with the stunt that killed him.
June 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Been thinking a lot about how this video would go. “Hi, I’m Tom Cruise. Well: we all know what happened”
What sucks about dating shows is that everyone talks like they've been through 10000 hours of therapy and use all these self care catchphrases and that has robbed us seeing them behave like the fucking morons they are.
June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What sucks about dating shows is that everyone talks like they've been through 10000 hours of therapy and use all these self care catchphrases and that has robbed us seeing them behave like the fucking morons they are.