Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
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me] *on train* ok google: does bird flu turn you into a bird
[google] bird flu does not turn you into a bird
[me] oh *puts on face mask*
[google] bird flu does not turn you into a bird
[me] oh *puts on face mask*
January 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
me] *on train* ok google: does bird flu turn you into a bird
[google] bird flu does not turn you into a bird
[me] oh *puts on face mask*
[google] bird flu does not turn you into a bird
[me] oh *puts on face mask*
beaming smile after enjoying a movie then bursting into tears as I remember I'm at the Cannes Film Festival and now have to give it a standing ovation for 6 hours
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
beaming smile after enjoying a movie then bursting into tears as I remember I'm at the Cannes Film Festival and now have to give it a standing ovation for 6 hours
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hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
December 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
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most people don't realize this
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
most people don't realize this
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If you watched this as a kid your childhood was AWESOME! 👏👏👏
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you watched this as a kid your childhood was AWESOME! 👏👏👏
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
turning into the incredible hulk after you refuse to let me bum a third cigarette
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
turning into the incredible hulk after you refuse to let me bum a third cigarette
catching my wife cheating on me with another man and saying "what in tarnation!"
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
catching my wife cheating on me with another man and saying "what in tarnation!"
If you watched this as a kid your childhood was AWESOME! 👏👏👏
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you watched this as a kid your childhood was AWESOME! 👏👏👏
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
*misclicks file trying to upload Teen Titans intro and accidentally posts war on terror era beheading video*
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
"I swear I didn't know precum had sperm in it!!" - me being arrested at the precum factory for felony sperm jacking
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"I swear I didn't know precum had sperm in it!!" - me being arrested at the precum factory for felony sperm jacking
it's crazy how events from The Terminator are literally happening now (my subordinate had sex with my mom and a naked guy beat me up)
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it's crazy how events from The Terminator are literally happening now (my subordinate had sex with my mom and a naked guy beat me up)
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We're doing Woke 2 and MeThree
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We're doing Woke 2 and MeThree
hate when someone parks outside the lines and forces me to also park outside the lines. makes me feel like I'm continuing the cycle of abuse 👎
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
hate when someone parks outside the lines and forces me to also park outside the lines. makes me feel like I'm continuing the cycle of abuse 👎
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Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
going back in time and establishing myself as a high priced mystic who treats nobles' sick anemic children with my scientized elixirs (7up)
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
going back in time and establishing myself as a high priced mystic who treats nobles' sick anemic children with my scientized elixirs (7up)
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I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's always like "ugh I just wanna go to high school and kiss teen boys" but she has to kill monsters instead. I'm the same, except for me it's wanting to post "I'm sliding every color from a crayola 64 pack up my urethra wrong end first" but having to post "Trump is tangerine"
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer's always like "ugh I just wanna go to high school and kiss teen boys" but she has to kill monsters instead. I'm the same, except for me it's wanting to post "I'm sliding every color from a crayola 64 pack up my urethra wrong end first" but having to post "Trump is tangerine"
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it’s not that funny
[VR] This Is So Funny!! We Did Mutual Masturbation Too Natsuku Hasegawa
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it’s not that funny
whenever you're so stressed you feel like screaming just take a deep breath so you can scream louder+longer
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
whenever you're so stressed you feel like screaming just take a deep breath so you can scream louder+longer
you're not as fat and bald as you looked in your profile pics :/
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
you're not as fat and bald as you looked in your profile pics :/