Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
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Texting my film bro buddy that there's a movie on TV
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Texting my film bro buddy that there's a movie on TV
time to post the funniest thing I've ever read
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
time to post the funniest thing I've ever read
you're calling me racist? me?? ha! you better prepare to look like a darn fool *rolls up salmon polo sleeve to reveal bicep tattoo of MLK Jr*
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
you're calling me racist? me?? ha! you better prepare to look like a darn fool *rolls up salmon polo sleeve to reveal bicep tattoo of MLK Jr*
Q: What 2025 accompishment are you most proud of?
protesting the Cracker Barrel remodeling plan by walking into a Cracker Barrel and using a long gun to shoot myself in the stomach
protesting the Cracker Barrel remodeling plan by walking into a Cracker Barrel and using a long gun to shoot myself in the stomach
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Q: What 2025 accompishment are you most proud of?
protesting the Cracker Barrel remodeling plan by walking into a Cracker Barrel and using a long gun to shoot myself in the stomach
protesting the Cracker Barrel remodeling plan by walking into a Cracker Barrel and using a long gun to shoot myself in the stomach
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New goal: “Become a sweet filling and snooze away!”
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/23449
『猫部 スイーツにゃんこクッションフィギュア』発売！スイーツの具になってスヤァ♪
"Nekobu Sweets Cat Cushion Figure" released! Become a sweet filling and snooze away!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『猫部 スイーツにゃんこクッションフィギュア』発売！スイーツの具になってスヤァ♪
"Nekobu Sweets Cat Cushion Figure" released! Become a sweet filling and snooze away!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
New goal: “Become a sweet filling and snooze away!”
just got a chapstick holder keychain and I'm horrified and humiliated to say it's a life changing purchase
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
just got a chapstick holder keychain and I'm horrified and humiliated to say it's a life changing purchase
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one of my favorite niche journalism experiences is having a big story you're proud of that happens to be published on the day America fires nukes at the moon and you have to be like "Hey, I know there's more important stuff going on, but if you're in need of a distraction I--"
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
one of my favorite niche journalism experiences is having a big story you're proud of that happens to be published on the day America fires nukes at the moon and you have to be like "Hey, I know there's more important stuff going on, but if you're in need of a distraction I--"
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accessing my childs medical records
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
accessing my childs medical records
when I travel I only book with airbnb because hotels are in the pocket of Big Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
when I travel I only book with airbnb because hotels are in the pocket of Big Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector
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[me if I worked at Hanna Barbera in 1960 and was also too high and kind of freaking out] but why? why would he say yabba dabba doo?! it's meaningless! why would ANYONE say that?!
[William Hanna] you're overthinking. it's just a silly catchphrase
[me] *exasperatedly* I can't fucking be a part of this
[William Hanna] you're overthinking. it's just a silly catchphrase
[me] *exasperatedly* I can't fucking be a part of this
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
[me if I worked at Hanna Barbera in 1960 and was also too high and kind of freaking out] but why? why would he say yabba dabba doo?! it's meaningless! why would ANYONE say that?!
[William Hanna] you're overthinking. it's just a silly catchphrase
[me] *exasperatedly* I can't fucking be a part of this
[William Hanna] you're overthinking. it's just a silly catchphrase
[me] *exasperatedly* I can't fucking be a part of this
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
it'd be cool to live in the Sopranos because for some reason in the Sopranosverse panic attacks make your blood pressure dramatically drop so you faint and take a nice nap instead of being like in real life where panic attacks dramatically increase your blood pressure and feel like this
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
it'd be cool to live in the Sopranos because for some reason in the Sopranosverse panic attacks make your blood pressure dramatically drop so you faint and take a nice nap instead of being like in real life where panic attacks dramatically increase your blood pressure and feel like this
I love a good "Unlikely Animal Friendship" but it's always underwhelming when one of the animals in the friendship is a dog. like be real, a dog will be friends with anything. yawn 🥱
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I love a good "Unlikely Animal Friendship" but it's always underwhelming when one of the animals in the friendship is a dog. like be real, a dog will be friends with anything. yawn 🥱
thrilled to see a modern fusion twist on the U.S. government's two most beloved and definitely not catastrophic policies: the War on Drugs and the War on Terror
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
thrilled to see a modern fusion twist on the U.S. government's two most beloved and definitely not catastrophic policies: the War on Drugs and the War on Terror
[Chuck Schumer's #1 supporter on his daily call with Schumer's office] *angrily* ineffectual but NOT INEFFECTUAL ENOUGH
Schumer: "It makes you think that maybe to Trump he wants to distract the American people, as he always does, from the skyrocketing costs they are facing, from the Epstein files."
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
[Chuck Schumer's #1 supporter on his daily call with Schumer's office] *angrily* ineffectual but NOT INEFFECTUAL ENOUGH
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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you know, i'm something of a political cartoonist myself, heh
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
you know, i'm something of a political cartoonist myself, heh
tldr: obviously no but who's gonna stop them
The capture of President Nicolás Maduro of Venezuela and President Trump’s declaration that the U.S. will “run the country” for now raise a host of extraordinary legal issues at the intersection of international law and presidential power. Here is a closer look.
Is It Legal for U.S. to ‘Run’ Venezuela After Maduro’s Capture? Here’s What to Know.
The operation revives disputes over the legality of the 1989 Panama intervention, enhanced by President Trump’s vow to “run” Venezuela and Nicolás Maduro’s formal status as president.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
tldr: obviously no but who's gonna stop them
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ok girls, let's get that bread
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
ok girls, let's get that bread
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions but I'm actually not sure the cartoonishly corrupt pedophiles have good intentions
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions but I'm actually not sure the cartoonishly corrupt pedophiles have good intentions
the best satire never loses relevancy
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
the best satire never loses relevancy
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
right wingers are like: ladies please 👏 dress 👏 modestly 👏 to keep good christian men from having lecherous thoughts who will then have lecherous thoughts anyway and use AI to generate 👏 porn 👏 of you 👏
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
right wingers are like: ladies please 👏 dress 👏 modestly 👏 to keep good christian men from having lecherous thoughts who will then have lecherous thoughts anyway and use AI to generate 👏 porn 👏 of you 👏