Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
I am going to dox you you piece of shit!! no one will like your depressioncore self-hatred posts after they learn how incredibly happy and gorgeous you are
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I am going to dox you you piece of shit!! no one will like your depressioncore self-hatred posts after they learn how incredibly happy and gorgeous you are
[scientist] so as we all know the sun is a dog and the moon is a cat
[me] of course
[me] of course
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
[scientist] so as we all know the sun is a dog and the moon is a cat
[me] of course
[me] of course
we were warned that faves could be implicated
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
we were warned that faves could be implicated
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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"why cant they look up to people like US"
Larry Summers complaining to Epstein that his kids admire Bernie Sanders too much
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
"why cant they look up to people like US"
it will reopen as The Trump and The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Center for the Advancement of Pedophilia
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
it will reopen as The Trump and The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Center for the Advancement of Pedophilia
"The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves [sic], especially vulnerable children."
reminder that Musk, the world's richest man, used his time in government to personally kill thousands of vulnerable children in order to save U.S. taxpayers 0 dollars
reminder that Musk, the world's richest man, used his time in government to personally kill thousands of vulnerable children in order to save U.S. taxpayers 0 dollars
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves [sic], especially vulnerable children."
reminder that Musk, the world's richest man, used his time in government to personally kill thousands of vulnerable children in order to save U.S. taxpayers 0 dollars
reminder that Musk, the world's richest man, used his time in government to personally kill thousands of vulnerable children in order to save U.S. taxpayers 0 dollars
all these 'Elon Musk is a pedophile' revelations in the Epstein files might not play well with the judge that oversees that custody case where Musk wants to snatch one of his 30 kids away from the kid's mom solely because she said trans people are not evil 😓
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
all these 'Elon Musk is a pedophile' revelations in the Epstein files might not play well with the judge that oversees that custody case where Musk wants to snatch one of his 30 kids away from the kid's mom solely because she said trans people are not evil 😓
"Qanon was right about everything except the perpetuators" nah that's dumb. it was known long before Qanon that Epstein trafficked girls among the rich and powerful and Qanon just used that fact as a jumping point to make a bunch of deranged exclusively wrong extrapolations steeped in literal magic
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"Qanon was right about everything except the perpetuators" nah that's dumb. it was known long before Qanon that Epstein trafficked girls among the rich and powerful and Qanon just used that fact as a jumping point to make a bunch of deranged exclusively wrong extrapolations steeped in literal magic
how it feels to be a Trump admin who is not a sex criminal and/or pedophile
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
how it feels to be a Trump admin who is not a sex criminal and/or pedophile
I bet the handful of officials in the Trump admin who are not sex criminals are jealous of the camaraderie shared by Trump and the officials who are
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I bet the handful of officials in the Trump admin who are not sex criminals are jealous of the camaraderie shared by Trump and the officials who are
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Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
if one person in a poly relationship breaks the law they should be able to charge the whole polycule with the crime
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
if one person in a poly relationship breaks the law they should be able to charge the whole polycule with the crime
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It’s snowy whisker season! ❄️ This is one of our sweet little senior mini horses, Jack.
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It’s snowy whisker season! ❄️ This is one of our sweet little senior mini horses, Jack.
what makes the Melania movie so fascinating is that not even MAGA gives a shit about Melania. they very much are not inspired by her or care what she has to say and basically view her as a lawn ornament
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
what makes the Melania movie so fascinating is that not even MAGA gives a shit about Melania. they very much are not inspired by her or care what she has to say and basically view her as a lawn ornament
I've never left a comedy club angrier. a comic explained 'hear me out' and was doing "who's your 'hear me out'?" as crowdwork and a guy cheerfully piped up with "Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy!" oh wow: drop dead gorgeous actress Zoe Saldaña..but green! what fuckin depravity! bro I'll kill you
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I've never left a comedy club angrier. a comic explained 'hear me out' and was doing "who's your 'hear me out'?" as crowdwork and a guy cheerfully piped up with "Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy!" oh wow: drop dead gorgeous actress Zoe Saldaña..but green! what fuckin depravity! bro I'll kill you
can I offer you a wet idiot in this trying time?
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
can I offer you a wet idiot in this trying time?
*watching The Polar Express* if only there was technology to make the characters more soulless
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
*watching The Polar Express* if only there was technology to make the characters more soulless
my cousin says he killed a minion but by the time I saw the body it was too badly decomposed to be identifiable
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
my cousin says he killed a minion but by the time I saw the body it was too badly decomposed to be identifiable
Frank Caliendo getting in a John Henry esque impression competition against an AI deepfake machine and victoriously dying after doing an utterly transcendent argument between Donald Trump and John Madden
January 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Frank Caliendo getting in a John Henry esque impression competition against an AI deepfake machine and victoriously dying after doing an utterly transcendent argument between Donald Trump and John Madden
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love to match on bumble and have 24 hours to message right when there is a national atrocity and mass civil unrest. like "hey gotgeous. do u know and do u care?"
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
love to match on bumble and have 24 hours to message right when there is a national atrocity and mass civil unrest. like "hey gotgeous. do u know and do u care?"
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
with the non existent oversight these ICE morons are operating under, there are quite literally no consequences for bald faced, incontrovertible lying. they will lie to justify absolutely anything because there will be no punishment for anyone even if the lies are proven to be lies
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
with the non existent oversight these ICE morons are operating under, there are quite literally no consequences for bald faced, incontrovertible lying. they will lie to justify absolutely anything because there will be no punishment for anyone even if the lies are proven to be lies
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It ain't all bad news
January 21, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It ain't all bad news