Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
I now pronounce you Mr. And Mrs. Steal Your Girl. you may kiss my bride
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I now pronounce you Mr. And Mrs. Steal Your Girl. you may kiss my bride
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i can't go to the unveiling of the jeans and get my blue soup because it's after baby bedtime but can somebody go and report back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i can't go to the unveiling of the jeans and get my blue soup because it's after baby bedtime but can somebody go and report back.
small dogs love to prank you by acting like they want to be picked up but then when you bend down to pick them up they run away while excitedly wagging their little tail. they think it's so funny. it's the reason I have trust issues
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
small dogs love to prank you by acting like they want to be picked up but then when you bend down to pick them up they run away while excitedly wagging their little tail. they think it's so funny. it's the reason I have trust issues
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time to take out the trash
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
time to take out the trash
[dating if it was like a shonen anime and you had to shout out your techniques to use them] MALE MANIPULATE!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[dating if it was like a shonen anime and you had to shout out your techniques to use them] MALE MANIPULATE!!
fulfilled a bucket list item over the weekend which was getting pulled over for a field sobriety test (ultimately blew a .01 lol) but what was really disturbing was I had to explain to the cop what a Pabst Blue Ribbon is
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
fulfilled a bucket list item over the weekend which was getting pulled over for a field sobriety test (ultimately blew a .01 lol) but what was really disturbing was I had to explain to the cop what a Pabst Blue Ribbon is
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(tiktok voice) Wife missing for six days but I got new trampoline
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
(tiktok voice) Wife missing for six days but I got new trampoline
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my parents are both members of the biblical race of giants known as nephilim and me being a normal sized human is basically a wacky Stuart Little type situation
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my parents are both members of the biblical race of giants known as nephilim and me being a normal sized human is basically a wacky Stuart Little type situation
sorority girl: I just feel lucky to vibe so well with my little
me: yeah I love my little
sorority girl: you're in a frat?
me: huh?
stuart: *pops out of my shirt pocket* I love you too big guy
me: yeah I love my little
sorority girl: you're in a frat?
me: huh?
stuart: *pops out of my shirt pocket* I love you too big guy
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
sorority girl: I just feel lucky to vibe so well with my little
me: yeah I love my little
sorority girl: you're in a frat?
me: huh?
stuart: *pops out of my shirt pocket* I love you too big guy
me: yeah I love my little
sorority girl: you're in a frat?
me: huh?
stuart: *pops out of my shirt pocket* I love you too big guy
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
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Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
[my inner monologue during meditation] gaycube. xcocks. gaystation 2
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
[my inner monologue during meditation] gaycube. xcocks. gaystation 2
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i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
vet office that euthanizes animals by hanging
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
vet office that euthanizes animals by hanging
just finished baby proofing my apartment. no baby is ever getting in here *flips on electric baby gate and it sparks threateningly*
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
just finished baby proofing my apartment. no baby is ever getting in here *flips on electric baby gate and it sparks threateningly*
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hey neighbor! I've been meaning to ask: do you mind if I covet your wife
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
hey neighbor! I've been meaning to ask: do you mind if I covet your wife
a good tip for staving off hunger pangs is to eat food
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
a good tip for staving off hunger pangs is to eat food
halloween is behind us so you all know what that means: discount purple sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
halloween is behind us so you all know what that means: discount purple sandwich
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can't deal with this title right now. because love is the most defining aspect of our nature??
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
can't deal with this title right now. because love is the most defining aspect of our nature??
wholesome sight I just saw that you don't see much in the age of smartphones: neighbor lady at her window with her boobs fully out 🙂↕️
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
wholesome sight I just saw that you don't see much in the age of smartphones: neighbor lady at her window with her boobs fully out 🙂↕️
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You just tucked in the wrong guy