@standingdesk.bsky.social
You’re telling me this entire siberian orchestra is trans?
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You’re telling me this entire siberian orchestra is trans?
To the tune of Basement Jaxx “where’s your head at”
Where’s my hug at?
Where’s my hug at
Where’s my hug at?
Where’s my hug at
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
To the tune of Basement Jaxx “where’s your head at”
Where’s my hug at?
Where’s my hug at
Where’s my hug at?
Where’s my hug at
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[sadly] mamma mia
US Govt Debt Burden On Track To Overtake Italy’s, IMF Figures Show – FT
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
[sadly] mamma mia
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get in, loser. this is the losermobile. we are coming in last. take your time, no rush
September 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
get in, loser. this is the losermobile. we are coming in last. take your time, no rush
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Without comment:
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Without comment:
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I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
Insanely hard take and Karim could not hang.
She should have been given the show after this
She should have been given the show after this
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Insanely hard take and Karim could not hang.
She should have been given the show after this
She should have been given the show after this
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It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing
Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public
This is like setting money on fire
Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public
This is like setting money on fire
4,000 NASA workers are leaving through deferred resignation. "The cuts amount to an estimated 20% of NASA's workforce" www.npr.org/2025/07/26/n...
Nearly 4,000 NASA employees opt to leave agency through deferred resignation program
The employees who have chosen to leave the agency amount to about 20% of NASA's workforce.
www.npr.org
July 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing
Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public
This is like setting money on fire
Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public
This is like setting money on fire
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M.I.A. Paper Planes but the gunshots and cash register sounds are replaced with Slack notifications
July 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
M.I.A. Paper Planes but the gunshots and cash register sounds are replaced with Slack notifications
I’m so sick of this kid and his PR team. Wish someone would strike him out on 3 pitches
May 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m so sick of this kid and his PR team. Wish someone would strike him out on 3 pitches
“You can sleep when you’re dead” is dangerous advice.
What if we’re fated to wander the Elysian Fields into eternity without ever feeling sleepy?
What if bed is only in this embodied life?
What if we’re fated to wander the Elysian Fields into eternity without ever feeling sleepy?
What if bed is only in this embodied life?
April 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“You can sleep when you’re dead” is dangerous advice.
What if we’re fated to wander the Elysian Fields into eternity without ever feeling sleepy?
What if bed is only in this embodied life?
What if we’re fated to wander the Elysian Fields into eternity without ever feeling sleepy?
What if bed is only in this embodied life?
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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You know Rick the House Wrecker? The guy I hired not to wreck my house? Well, you won't believe what he's doing right now
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You know Rick the House Wrecker? The guy I hired not to wreck my house? Well, you won't believe what he's doing right now
Ratatouille was like “Anyone can cook!” and then it’s just the son of the owner and the heir to the rat colony
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ratatouille was like “Anyone can cook!” and then it’s just the son of the owner and the heir to the rat colony
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
[This skeet was written in front of a live studio audience]
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
[This skeet was written in front of a live studio audience]
Pronounces Olive Garden like Javier Bardem
December 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Pronounces Olive Garden like Javier Bardem
A karaoke bar that only does Mariah Carey and it would be called Mariah Kar-
"I meant do you have any ideas for lunch"
"I meant do you have any ideas for lunch"
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
A karaoke bar that only does Mariah Carey and it would be called Mariah Kar-
"I meant do you have any ideas for lunch"
"I meant do you have any ideas for lunch"
👤 Just pulling some money out of the ATM
👥 *covers keypad*
👥 *covers keypad*
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 AM
👤 Just pulling some money out of the ATM
👥 *covers keypad*
👥 *covers keypad*
I don't know if you're into hyperbole, but it's literally the greatest thing ever
November 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I don't know if you're into hyperbole, but it's literally the greatest thing ever
1) Walk into restaurant
2) Order delivery to your house
3) Free cab ride!
2) Order delivery to your house
3) Free cab ride!
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
1) Walk into restaurant
2) Order delivery to your house
3) Free cab ride!
2) Order delivery to your house
3) Free cab ride!
Google Meet: Are you talking? Your mic may be muted
Me with 14 kettle cooked chips in my mouth: …
Me with 14 kettle cooked chips in my mouth: …
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Google Meet: Are you talking? Your mic may be muted
Me with 14 kettle cooked chips in my mouth: …
Me with 14 kettle cooked chips in my mouth: …