@stacymerkin.bsky.social
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congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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not sure I'm into this holiday where we're supposed to celebrate dictatorship and mass death by terrorizing my dog.
July 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
not sure I'm into this holiday where we're supposed to celebrate dictatorship and mass death by terrorizing my dog.
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The rise of people like Lander and Walz, whose ideologies don't exactly match mine but have the exact right combination of "love thy neighbor" and "fuck you, asshole" attitudes, is massive positive for people who care about left of center politics
June 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The rise of people like Lander and Walz, whose ideologies don't exactly match mine but have the exact right combination of "love thy neighbor" and "fuck you, asshole" attitudes, is massive positive for people who care about left of center politics
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who would the New York Times and Wall Street want in charge of New York's fire department: an upstart young firefighter or a serial arsonist? The answer may surprise you
June 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
who would the New York Times and Wall Street want in charge of New York's fire department: an upstart young firefighter or a serial arsonist? The answer may surprise you
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The video of the squeaky tank wheels while tens of people watched on is both an absolute embarrassment to the United States and also one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
June 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The video of the squeaky tank wheels while tens of people watched on is both an absolute embarrassment to the United States and also one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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corey booker I swear to god you are high in my books right now but stop texting me pictures of yourself LOLOL
April 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
corey booker I swear to god you are high in my books right now but stop texting me pictures of yourself LOLOL
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🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."
April 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."
I appreciate that Booker is taking action and speaking up about the current crisis, but this better be part of a larger action for resistance and not just some performative words overnight that sound good without disrupting business.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I appreciate that Booker is taking action and speaking up about the current crisis, but this better be part of a larger action for resistance and not just some performative words overnight that sound good without disrupting business.
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I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.
True for me 100% of the time.
Just fyi: A new book will make you feel better
March 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
True for me 100% of the time.
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TIRED: Private email server in the White House
WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
“It was also unclear if Starlink communications were encrypted. At a minimum, the system allows for a network separate from existing White House servers that people on the grounds are able to use, keeping that data separate…”
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/17/u...
Elon Musk’s Starlink Expands Across White House Complex
Trump administration officials said the company donated the internet service, saying the gift had been vetted by the lawyer overseeing ethics issues in the White House Counsel’s Office.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TIRED: Private email server in the White House
WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
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I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak
March 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak
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Relatable
Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
March 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Relatable
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Musk talking to Trump like
![8 Haman said to King Achashverosh, "There is one nation scattered and dispersed among the nations throughout the provinces of your kingdom, whose laws are unlike those of any other nation and who do not obey the laws of the King. It is not in the King's interest to tolerate them. 9 If it please the King, let [an edict] be issued for their destruction, and I will pay ten thousand silver talents to the functionaries, to be deposited in the King's treasuries." 10 The king removed his signet](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ukhaigpilraq5laa2pdmrwph/bafkreibpeuakj2wtbrwtajj4jmxpppgia7gb257esbkqo6hxo7yxe3lmbu@jpeg)
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Musk talking to Trump like
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@cantwell.senate.gov where do you stand on cloture and the CR?
I’ve called your office and left a message but I’d feel better if you publicly committed to “no”.
I’ve called your office and left a message but I’d feel better if you publicly committed to “no”.
March 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@cantwell.senate.gov where do you stand on cloture and the CR?
I’ve called your office and left a message but I’d feel better if you publicly committed to “no”.
I’ve called your office and left a message but I’d feel better if you publicly committed to “no”.
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If your senator is on this list under anything other than NO, blow up their phones.
March 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If your senator is on this list under anything other than NO, blow up their phones.
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We in the US Jewish community need to stand up and denounce groups like this, and make it clear that they are not welcome in Jewish spaces and are not working in our name. And that should include those who oppose anti-Israel protests, but still think tactics like this are unacceptable against them.
March 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We in the US Jewish community need to stand up and denounce groups like this, and make it clear that they are not welcome in Jewish spaces and are not working in our name. And that should include those who oppose anti-Israel protests, but still think tactics like this are unacceptable against them.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Still thinking about them making fun of Zelenskyy’s clothes in that horrific Oval Office bully sesh when in reality to the female gaze he is easily the most attractive person in that room like be so for real
March 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Still thinking about them making fun of Zelenskyy’s clothes in that horrific Oval Office bully sesh when in reality to the female gaze he is easily the most attractive person in that room like be so for real
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All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
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TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
TO: <ALL STAFF>
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.
Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.